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chinadoll724 | September 27, 2006 at 11:04 am
um, ok? boring
combustion8 | September 27, 2006 at 11:11 am
Looks like those intense workouts have paid off… not.
I’d still hit it tho.
Shaun | September 27, 2006 at 11:12 am
Boring yes. Nice looking woman though. And the lawn/deck chairs look very comfortable too.
Shaun
blueballs | September 27, 2006 at 11:14 am
What happened to her ass? God damn movie FX makes her ass to be this nice bubblicious thing and in real life it’s floppy and flat!!!
morokolli | September 27, 2006 at 11:18 am
those photos are not new, she was talking about them on the GLAMOUR issue of december 2004. I think it was her honeymoon or something, and she was asked about wearing cork shoes to the beach…
jrzmommy | September 27, 2006 at 11:20 am
Those must be the most comfortable shoes to go beachcombing [pic 1]!! Usually when I go to the beach I wear my Gene Simmons/KISS boots…..they’re perfect for walking in all that sand.
Dean | September 27, 2006 at 11:21 am
Who makes out like that on the beach? I mean, really? It looks like they’re gonna shoot a porn. Which is OK, as long as it’s available on the internet for free.
PunjabPete | September 27, 2006 at 11:29 am
Your just trying to make up for the Dustin Diamond thing aren’t you Fish… Well, I partially forgive you. Just partially….
morokolli | September 27, 2006 at 11:29 am
well, she said that the sand was boiling hot, and besides, cork shoes elongate legs. And they are making out wildly ‘coz it’s their bloody honeymoon!
In Rem | September 27, 2006 at 1:41 pm
That dude she’s with is PURPLE! It’s like he has color change skin like Zartan or something…
gossipmonger | September 27, 2006 at 1:42 pm
She’s had so much plastic surgery I’m surprized she didn’t
melt on that hot sand! Have all the surgery you want but
don’t lie about it when people can access your “before”
pictures and see for themselves that you look totally
different! If you want to see what she used to look like,
find Cold Comfort Farm-she was adorable and natural!
TrannyGranny | September 27, 2006 at 1:42 pm
That guy she is with is a fucking sexless pussy. If she was parading around looking like that with me, I’d have her face down in the sand so fast…and probe for corn all day long!
3 Shaun….
wow man, you are right, that IS some mighty comfy looking furniture. Thanks for pointing that out in what would have otherwise been a bleak session of masturbation while staring at this chicks fine ass. Good on yer, mate!
BarbadoSlim | September 27, 2006 at 1:42 pm
There’s quite a bit of flab and cottage cheese on Mrs. ahem..*cough* *cough*..”Death Dealer.”
mw | September 27, 2006 at 1:54 pm
Ok Einsteins, if you look really close at her ass, and past all of the “flab and cottage cheese” you claim to see, then you might notice that someone Bedazzled “Mrs. Weismann” on her bikini bottom. So those are obviously old pics becuase she has been married for a few years now. And is also a workout addict so there is no more cheese thighs.
DiabetesExplosion | September 27, 2006 at 1:54 pm
She is pretty … although her husband is hot (although 10 has a point with the purple thing).
Xopher.tm | September 27, 2006 at 1:57 pm
Weird. It’s been an awful long time since I’ve seen a woman’s ass without a lame billboard tattooed over it.
LL | September 27, 2006 at 2:06 pm
I’m not a member of the Kate Beckinsale fan club or anything, but I don’t see any flab. Whether the pics are two years old or taken yesterday, that ass looks pretty good to me. Beats mine. Beats most people’s, actually. I don’t think people should have words on their ass, but that’s just me. If you want to see a chick looking not so hot in a bikini, see Lohan or Britney. Kate’s got 10 years on both those hos and her ass beats theirs hands down. So I guess what I’m saying is, she has a nice ass and I wish mine looked half that good. She SHOULD have a nice ass, as often as we’ve seen her working out in front of 7-11 or wherever. Apparently, she doesn’t actually go in the gym, she works out on the sidewalk in front of it. Maybe that’s her secret. Look for the DVD “Sidewalk Sweatin’ with Kate Beckinsale.” I’d buy it.
BigJim | September 27, 2006 at 2:10 pm
Kate smokes, and is therefore not worthy of masturbation.
10pennypixel.com | September 27, 2006 at 2:16 pm
I wonder what it says on her bum.
http://www.10pennypixel.com/
biatcho | September 27, 2006 at 2:17 pm
Hey #14 you faggot – If you can read the “bedazzle” then you would know his last name is “Wiseman” not the jew-way you claim it to be spelled. Get off your horse & go fuck one.
Oh & a few others already pointed out earlier that these are her honeymoon pics so, as I said, go fuck horsecock.
Angry Ferret Jones | September 27, 2006 at 2:19 pm
I had written a smashingly hilarious post, but when i hit POST YOUR COMMENT the Fish went down faster than Lindsey on a first date.
Now my kick-ass semi-humour is gone. Lost to the Ether.
Fucking Lohan.
BarbadoSlim | September 27, 2006 at 2:19 pm
I stand by my previous statement, and there’s not a damned thing anyone of you internet nerds can do about it.
yeah, DO SOMETHING!
Angry Ferret Jones | September 27, 2006 at 2:22 pm
# 20 – I like you, kid.
You have a deep streak of unbridled anger and vicious hostility. Reminds me of myself as a young lad. *sigh*
# 14 – Look closer, it actually says “I Want Ferret Inside Me.” jeez.
biatcho | September 27, 2006 at 2:24 pm
#23: kid? I am a 31 year old woman. Nice try though Jacko!
Brain Embolism | September 27, 2006 at 2:41 pm
21 Ferret- “smashingly hilarious post”, what did you do, join forces with Guy-Pierre & Aleksandr Q. Dukakis???
HolisticWisdomcom | September 27, 2006 at 2:50 pm
I find the shoes funny, I can’t imagine walking in high platforms on the beach. Shi shi la la.
http://www.holisticwisdom.com
endometriorama | September 27, 2006 at 3:25 pm
what does her ass say?? it’s driving me nuts. “the” woman?
Italian Stallion | September 27, 2006 at 3:26 pm
Hey Kate, does your ass hurt?
No you say.
Well, do you want it to?
CelebSlam.com | September 27, 2006 at 3:40 pm
I just came in my pantalones
http://www.celebslam.com
skilzaw | September 27, 2006 at 3:40 pm
you assholes have been staring at Nicole Richie pictures too much. Kate is smokin’ hot. that body is tight.
CelebSlam.com | September 27, 2006 at 3:41 pm
I just came in my pantalones
http://www.celebslam.com
CelebSlam.com | September 27, 2006 at 3:41 pm
twice. I just wanted to reinforce that
http://www.celebslam.com
dataBody | September 27, 2006 at 3:47 pm
if people are wondering about the platforms,
pic 1: with the platforms.
pics 3: without.
she’s secretly really, really tiny!
dataBody | September 27, 2006 at 3:49 pm
if people are wondering about the platforms,
pic 1: with the platforms.
pics 3: without.
she’s secretly really, really tiny!
mulva | September 27, 2006 at 3:53 pm
That woman is hot! I’m a straight woman, but if I ever switched teams, she’d be my fantasy.
Italian Stallion | September 27, 2006 at 3:58 pm
LoL@ the screen-name Mulva……
DOLORES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TrannyGranny | September 27, 2006 at 4:03 pm
18 BigJim
Where the fuck you been?! I thought some horrible tragedy involving Big black hats, polar bears, maple syrup and a mutant beaver must have befallin you?
Dory | September 27, 2006 at 4:03 pm
What sort of Dickhead wears platform shoes in the sand… whoever it is she must be shooting “Babes on the Beach- The Ultimate Orgy” cause porn stars NEVER take their shoes off.
Cruzadas | September 27, 2006 at 4:12 pm
damn, what color is that guy?!
checkyourshorts | September 27, 2006 at 5:34 pm
finally. a celebrity i outattract. unless you count nicole richie, micheal jackson, and the hoff.
HollyJ | September 27, 2006 at 6:20 pm
I think she looks great–except I have to agree with the masses that the fucking cork heels in the sand are ridiculously stupid.
RichPort | September 27, 2006 at 6:49 pm
Mr. Fish finally made me laugh. As did #31 & 32. But that only because I wacked off to the pictures before I read the comments… after three hours of sex, a full day’s work including two in-bathroom-stall tug jobs, and that triathlon. I’d spank that ass like a stepfather who’s stepchild who just dropped his stepgrandmother’s urn full of ashes off of the stepmantle. Shit that’s one too many steps.. fucking weed…
RichPort | September 27, 2006 at 6:50 pm
‘s
you figure out where it was supposed to go…
Laurie1122 | September 27, 2006 at 8:23 pm
The top pictures are of a plain white bikini with writing on the ass and the bottom few are of a white bikini with pink trimming and tie. Weird?
Skip Smith | September 27, 2006 at 9:11 pm
Who’s the double amputee in pictures 2 and 3?
HELLpenis | September 27, 2006 at 11:12 pm
^^^^ amputee LOL
Her ass is sagging. Aside from that she’s smoking hot.
faygored | September 28, 2006 at 2:47 am
Yummmy…
poker_n_d_rear | September 28, 2006 at 2:50 am
all i have to say is i admire this womans commitment to looking sexy, shes wearing what looks to be huge fucking platforms on soft sand, in the meantime im too lazy to get a drink, but because of her dedication i will make sure i rub one out in her honor
female canuck | September 28, 2006 at 9:49 am
I just love that she’s wearing wedge heels to the beach. Where are the follow up pics of her face planting in the sand?
xo
m
amos1981 | September 28, 2006 at 11:32 am
Not like it matters, but if it IS her, then the fella she is with really should take off his wedding ring. Sheeesh. (see the 2nd picture, yep that would be his left hand)