Kate Beckinsale has a great alternative for sushi

March 21st, 2008 // 66 Comments

Kate Beckinsale gives the greatest interviews in the history of interviewography. Recently she commented that she’d rather eat a certain female part than eat sushi. Moviefone quizzed Kate about her comment during an interview for her new movie Snow Angels:

6. You told an interviewer you’d rather eat a vagina than sushi. When stuff you say makes headlines, what’s the reaction of your publicity team?
I have to say, sushi freaks me out more than almost anything. At least a vagina would be warm. [laughs] My publicist has literally turned a funny color and is going to go have a lie-down. He’s throwing up now, as well. I find a lot of things kind of funny and I often say what’s on my mind, and then get nine texts from all my friends going, “What’s the matter with you?” But I haven’t ever made a big attempt to have any particular image. And I don’t really worry about it.

Obviously, Kate’s publicist doesn’t know the definition of “HOLY FUCKING SHIT AWESOME!” which, according to my dictionary, is: “adj. 1. Kate Beckinsale dining in vagina town. 2. Hayden Panettiere passed out on my couch. 3. Ashton Kutcher’s death by way of butt cancer.” On bookshelves soon!

Photos: Getty Images
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  1. dude

    that’s awesome!

  2. YesAndNo

    Gorgeous dress!

  3. holland

    Holy Yellow tail shrimp roll!

  4. LEI

    IM SO SICK OF THESE WHITE TRASHY BITCHES!!! ALL white ppl need to just die. yall all smell of bolgna and salami muhahahahahhahaa

  5. HuckyDucky

    This chick is unbelievable.

  6. TiTi

    I feel all tingly in my panties.

  7. cate

    Sushi is my favorite food… but that is freaking hilarious.
    I love her.

  8. Good for her! I myself am a practicing VAGITARIAN. Less chance of getting mercury poisoning from eatin’ da beef drapes than from tuna rolls.

  9. Sebastien

    Hold on, Hold On! Everybody hold the fuck on!

    She said she hates sushi. She said she’d rather eat pussy than eat sushi. She didn’t say she loves to eat pussy.

    I mean, in my fantasy world, yeah, she said she loved to eat pussy, preferably while I’m hitting her doggie style, but in real life, what she said is the equivalent of “Which would you rather eat: shit or vomit?”

    Carry on

  10. Ted from LA

    Look at the dude in the last picture. Prop me up against the jukebox when I die. She’s smokin’ hot, but she’d be tough to take home to mom.
    Me: “Mom, this is my new girlfriend Kate.”
    Kate: “It’s a pleasure to meet you. Do you eat pussy?”

  11. British Person

    It’s just the ironic British sense of humour guys……nothing more…..don’t take everything so literally….

  12. jFp

    Kate Rules!

    She gets it……to wit. If ya know what I mean.

  13. I dont care if Im first

    @4 Better than smelling like burnt rubber and $99 cent lotion

    Kate is amazing!

  14. fon

    She is so gorgeous. I am her fans. It is said she is dating a yong millionaireon a dating site called meetingwealthy.c o m. Her sexy photos and profile are found there.

  15. eurotrash

    shit i hafta read one more post describing some shithead’s pathetic sexual fantasy…

  16. fon

    I forgot to mention I’m a huge fag.

  17. Halverage

    Where are her diet coke ad boobs?

  18. fon

    Oh also I forget to mention that I am her fans plus I am her toaster oven.

  19. Jesus Christ I love this woman. Kate B. is proof that Jesus loves us.

    http://wtcctr.blogspot.com

  20. Jesus Christ I love this woman. Kate B. is proof that Jesus loves us.

    http://wtcctr.blogspot.com

  21. Juaqin Ingles

    She’s got a couple good years left.

  22. laughing at everyone named fon

    out loud.

  23. Dr. Cornelia J. Dogbarker, phd

    I would surely enjoy munching her muff.

    Who is she, now?

  24. sambo

    dude, there aint a thing funny about colon cancer. pray to whatever you believe in that you never have it, fuckstick.

  25. Anal Fistula

    could I eat sushi out of beckinsale’s vagina? that would be totally awesome.

  26. Dorito Man

    She is hawt. And elegant. I’d do her. Over and over again.. rawwrr

  27. Fon

    Congratulations, Mr. Mubutu has $567,000 for you and your family!

  28. Grunion

    Sushi does suck. pussy not so much

  29. Mike Rya

    She makes my tongue hard.

  30. BarelyStearn

    In this age of Borrring political correctness thank God for gals like Kate. And you know what…? If given the choice between eating clam at my favorite sushi joint or eating Kate’s clam I’m picking Kate every time…

    Christ, life sure is ironic sometimes…

  31. Komis

    Whore. Classless Whore. Say anything to get the spotlight on you, right?

  32. blizzy

    So basically what you’re saying is, all I have to do is go to Kate’s house with a plate of Sushi, another hot chick, and an Hi-Def video camera? Sweet.

  33. Danny

    i thought the butt cancer thing went abit too far..

  34. Jon

    Ya know, I feel the same way, Kate. Vagina > sushi.

  35. Judas

    Hey, I know I’m a little early, but happy Nailhole Zombie Day, everybody!

  36. Kate keeps getting prettier and prettier,… she’s like a fine wine really!
    http://www.hideNsneek.com

  37. Beckinsale and Biel sandwich anyone?

  38. captainpyro

    I get a big stupid grin on my face when I picture her saying, “At least a vagina would be warm” in that sexy British accent of her’s. Heehee! Heeheehee!

  39. Mark

    I love her sweet smile .I saw her in millonaire dating site”WealthyLoving.com”.Is really has a new baby?

  40. Shit Face

    I wonder what her asshole looks like. I’d lick it until it bleeds.

  41. fake boobs

    What happened to her tits?

  42. toolboy

    Note to self:
    Test theory-
    next dinner party, invite Kate and a lot of really hot lesbians, serve nothing but sushi and Mad Dog 20/20.

  43. ooooh….i looooove that dress…so gorgeous!

  44. iAMCANADIAN

    Dammmmn I love sushi it tastes SUUUUPER fucking good and I’m not some yuppy vegetarian fucker either, I’ll take sushi as easily as I’ll gulp down a steak… but I share this woman’s tastes… Better than a steak or a sushi is a nice hot pussy… I love to eat cute little pink pussies more than anything in the world… AS LONG AS THEY’RE CLEAN AND DON’T SMELL LIKE SUSHI!!!!

  45. sammy

    It’s the other white meat.

  46. mushu

    so gorgeous..she is so fresh and classy

  47. shibuya_jonez

    soggy trollop stink cavern,ill take sashimi and wasabi over her rancid furpye anyday.

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