Kate Winslet Never ‘Snogged’ Leonardo DiCaprio

Kate Winslet was younger than 23 when she filmed Titanic, so based on everything we know about this world, Leonardo DiCaprio was required to have sex with her by law. But so far this week we’ve seen George Clooney get married and Mila Kunis birth Ashton Kutcher’s baby, so somebody’s traveling through time and fucking his mom instead of pretending to be Darth Vader so his dad will have the confidence to ask her out. (And if you’re reading this, knock it off.) Which brings us to Kate’s new interview with Marie Claire UK where she denies “snogging” Leo because why wouldn’t the British describe fucking in Dr. Seuss terms? I will not snog in the fog, or with a hog on a log, said the frog in the bog. Via HuffPost:

“I think the reason that friendship works is because there was never any romantic thing,” Winslet said. “It’s so disappointing for people to hear that, because in the soap opera of the Kate and Leo story we fell in love at first sight and had a million snogs, but actually we never did. He always saw me as one of the boys. I’ve never really been a girly-girl.”

And with that, Jonah Hill slowly raised his scope removing the red dot from Kate’s chest as the two exchanged silent nods. This wasn’t her day to die. Blake Lively on the other hand…

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