Kate Upton’s Breasts Want You To Hear This

August 28th, 2012 // 66 Comments
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Here’s supermodel and notable person-of-breast of our time, Kate Upton, in a new campaign for Skullcandy. They apparently make audio equipment, which is perfect for Kate, and myself, because now when I make love to a pair of oversized headphones, the last thing I have to be thinking about is Dr. Dre again. (I’m still going to.)

Photo: SKULLCANDY/Splash News

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  1. Frank Burns

    When you put the headphones on, all you hear is the sound of a motorboat.

  2. Prof.Widow

    This girl is NOT a supermodel. She’s a Lego person with extremely low nipple placement.

    • Feel free to prove the last part of your sentence with a link.

      • Prof.Widow

        Feel free to look it up yourself. I’m not your goddamn secretary nor are we fucking.

      • Jonny D

        Everyone on here ripping on her is far, far worse looking i have no doubt. I always find the people that ridiculously embellish minor physical flaws (which are hard to find on Kate) and are the most critical are completely BUSTED THEMSELVES. What the fuck do you idiots care if a lot of guys love Kate?

      • Wow, Prof… Get the Midol double stat!!

    • Funny, she seems to land a few gigs as a supermodel.

      • Prof.Widow

        You’re right it is funny. It’s funny because she has a fat flabby ass. Want proof of nip placement? Look again through all of those terry Richardson photos that the SW provided you. Look for the nipples. Keep looking. Keeping scrolling. Look down. Further….Her nipples are practically on the underside of her tits. If you like mediocre FAT tits and no hips to hang onto while you’re pounding this bitch from behind, that’s your business.

      • GeEzY

        u r fat an hav no man

      • Prof.Widow

        U r rong and can not spel.

      • Clam Jam

        Guess what? No one cares what a widow thinks of Kate Upton’s tits! They’ve already jerked to them already. Quit hating. I bet you are fatter than she is. Where are your model contracts?

      • Chadster

        Get a life Prof you are fucking douchebag and a complete TROLL and why don’t you post a picture of yourself on here? Oh wait, you’re not even remotely attractive? I’m sure we’re all shocked. You couldn’t hook up with anyone who is in front of a camera for a living.

      • kimmykimkim

        You guys are all the biggest fucking idiots on the planet. And I mean that with love.

        Love, Prof.Widow

        ;o)

      • Frank Burns

        You mean that in a John Mayer or Katy Perry kind of way?

        Love, GeEzY

      • mrsmass

        she’s hardly a supermodel.

      • kimmykimkim

        Accidentally thumb down (fucking nails and smartphone don’t work, damnit!)

      • Frank Burns

        No worries, I added a thumbs up.

    • base

      You’re right, she has a fucking awful torso. Very unnattractive.

  3. Why do these pictures sound like me with my pants off? ….oh, OHHH. Nevermind.

  4. Inner Retard

    They say sex can sell any product better. They are not wrong.

    • Actually the law of diminishing returns play in this case. Once the tits get that big, I don’t a notice a single product they are selling.

  5. I’d buy that for a dollar!

  6. Cock Dr

    Cue the commenters who will weigh in on what an overrated fat cow she is.
    Yeah, she’s fat all right…..her boobs are revoltingly obese.

  7. rican

    Her beautiful melons are the perfect distraction for her very unappealing large square hips.

  8. Kate Upton Bikini Skullcandy Supermodel Crew
    Commented on this photo:

    Why do I suddenly have the urge to wear white headphones on a motorboat?

  9. General Zod

    Weird body, tits too small for big shoulders and hips, decent but white trashy face… what’s the big whoop about?

  10. elephantman

    BIG DEAL! Get over it!

  11. Kate Upton Bikini Skullcandy Supermodel Crew
    The Most Interesting
    Commented on this photo:

    For some reason, my ears are all stiff and frothy!

  12. Kate Upton Bikini Skullcandy Supermodel Crew
    Damaged
    Commented on this photo:

    To be honest, I didn’t even see the headphones until I read the Headline!

  13. Kate Upton Bikini Skullcandy Supermodel Crew
    Cookie
    Commented on this photo:

    Overrated…seriously if she didnt have that huge rack of hers, her body wouldnt even be that great

  14. T1

    i can’t be the only one who isn’t the least bit attracted to her can i? for one i prefer brunettes. chicks with more of an hourglass figure (voluptuous works, which she is not) than a straight up and down one, especially straight up and down thickness. and then to boot she has a stupid face lol. models with their mouths open usually make me think this way but some can almost pull it off. not this chick she makes me think southern cousin all the way (and not a hot one.)

  15. Gary Grant

    Boobs and headphones. Enough said.

  16. Kate Upton Bikini Skullcandy Supermodel Crew
    Commented on this photo:

    My ears have a boner.

  17. Kate Upton Bikini Skullcandy Supermodel Crew
    Bubbles
    Commented on this photo:

    Need UHQ pic of Kate Upton blowing….

  18. marbles

    When K.U. breasts speak, people listen.

  19. El Jefe

    She makes me happy.

  20. I heard Dr. Dre made something like $125 million last year… if my math is right, that means three people bought his headphones.

  21. Kate Upton Bikini Skullcandy Supermodel Crew
    Cheds
    Commented on this photo:

    How original. She’s in a bikini again.. They hide her shapeless midsection in these ads I’ve noticed. Good call because she’s shaped like a coke can. They could’ve done far better than to just get some flavor of the week bimbo to pose vapidly with headphones. I guess there is a huge demographic for this type of marketing, it just makes me sad.

  22. Kate Upton Bikini Skullcandy Supermodel Crew
    Cheds
    Commented on this photo:

    How original. She’s in a bikini again.. They hide her shapeless midsection in these ads I’ve noticed. Good call because she’s shaped like a coke can. They could’ve done far better than to just get some flavor of the week bimbo to pose vapidly with headphones. I guess there is a huge demographic for this type of marketing, it just makes me sad.

  23. Kate Upton Bikini Skullcandy Supermodel Crew
    Blech
    Commented on this photo:

    She seems afraid of the flash or something here…

    I dunno. Too stiff and uninteresting… Good thing she’s a blonde with boobs.

  24. Kate Upton Bikini Skullcandy Supermodel Crew
    Alinka
    Commented on this photo:

    Could they photoshop her huge hands?

  25. Kate Upton Bikini Skullcandy Supermodel Crew
    Crissy
    Commented on this photo:

    they should just have her hold these headphones next to her boobs and show THAT to us…

  26. Kate Upton Bikini Skullcandy Supermodel Crew
    ellie
    Commented on this photo:

    She really needs a well fitting bra. :( She’s a pretty girl with nice boobs (obviously), but bulging out of your tops like that isn’t only unattractive, but actually sags your boobs even faster.

  27. Kate Upton Bikini Skullcandy Supermodel Crew
    Commented on this photo:

    She is far gorgeouser than you two haters so shaaddup

  28. Kate Upton Bikini Skullcandy Supermodel Crew
    Commented on this photo:

    more eye makeup. and more cowbell.

  29. Kate Upton Bikini Skullcandy Supermodel Crew
    Commented on this photo:

    she looks like katie gilbert

  30. Kate Upton Bikini Skullcandy Supermodel Crew
    whomsoever
    Commented on this photo:

    Skullcandy cans suck. I want to suck her cans. She does have large man-hands. Haiku.

  31. Kate Upton Bikini Skullcandy Supermodel Crew
    juanhunglow
    Commented on this photo:

    i know she models skullcandy, i wanna see her model my line of skullfucked.

  32. Kate Upton Bikini Skullcandy Supermodel Crew
    Commented on this photo:

    Is Fish trying to tell us something? Three posts of Kate Upton….I like my coffee with sugar and lots of milk,latte maybe…

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