Posted by Photo Boy
Here’s supermodel and notable person-of-breast of our time, Kate Upton, in a new campaign for Skullcandy. They apparently make audio equipment, which is perfect for Kate, and myself, because now when I make love to a pair of oversized headphones, the last thing I have to be thinking about is Dr. Dre again. (I’m still going to.)
Photo: SKULLCANDY/Splash News
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When you put the headphones on, all you hear is the sound of a motorboat.
http://www.skinnygossip.com/kate-upton-is-well-marbled/
This girl is NOT a supermodel. She’s a Lego person with extremely low nipple placement.
Feel free to prove the last part of your sentence with a link.
Feel free to look it up yourself. I’m not your goddamn secretary nor are we fucking.
Everyone on here ripping on her is far, far worse looking i have no doubt. I always find the people that ridiculously embellish minor physical flaws (which are hard to find on Kate) and are the most critical are completely BUSTED THEMSELVES. What the fuck do you idiots care if a lot of guys love Kate?
Wow, Prof… Get the Midol double stat!!
Funny, she seems to land a few gigs as a supermodel.
You’re right it is funny. It’s funny because she has a fat flabby ass. Want proof of nip placement? Look again through all of those terry Richardson photos that the SW provided you. Look for the nipples. Keep looking. Keeping scrolling. Look down. Further….Her nipples are practically on the underside of her tits. If you like mediocre FAT tits and no hips to hang onto while you’re pounding this bitch from behind, that’s your business.
u r fat an hav no man
U r rong and can not spel.
Guess what? No one cares what a widow thinks of Kate Upton’s tits! They’ve already jerked to them already. Quit hating. I bet you are fatter than she is. Where are your model contracts?
Get a life Prof you are fucking douchebag and a complete TROLL and why don’t you post a picture of yourself on here? Oh wait, you’re not even remotely attractive? I’m sure we’re all shocked. You couldn’t hook up with anyone who is in front of a camera for a living.
You guys are all the biggest fucking idiots on the planet. And I mean that with love.
Love, Prof.Widow
;o)
You mean that in a John Mayer or Katy Perry kind of way?
Love, GeEzY
she’s hardly a supermodel.
Accidentally thumb down (fucking nails and smartphone don’t work, damnit!)
No worries, I added a thumbs up.
You’re right, she has a fucking awful torso. Very unnattractive.
Why do these pictures sound like me with my pants off? ….oh, OHHH. Nevermind.
They say sex can sell any product better. They are not wrong.
Actually the law of diminishing returns play in this case. Once the tits get that big, I don’t a notice a single product they are selling.
I’d buy that for a dollar!
Cue the commenters who will weigh in on what an overrated fat cow she is.
Yeah, she’s fat all right…..her boobs are revoltingly obese.
I love her. She’s beautiful.
Her beautiful melons are the perfect distraction for her very unappealing large square hips.
the square hips make me wanna not impregnate. and that’s OK, those tits need jizz on them.
You know, I have to agree with you on this.
Kate Upton has a beautiful face and large bouncy breasts, but her stomach , ass and legs are undertoned and I guarantee you she’s going to be a big girl once she gets knocked up or hits her 30s.
Jessica Simpson looked like this at age 20, too. Keep that in mind.
You guys are all crazy!
Yeah the people reserve the right to observe these fantastic tits in peace.
Why do I suddenly have the urge to wear white headphones on a motorboat?
Weird body, tits too small for big shoulders and hips, decent but white trashy face… what’s the big whoop about?
The Big Whoop is her enthusiasm in jiggling on command. She looks like she loves to fuck!
BIG DEAL! Get over it!
For some reason, my ears are all stiff and frothy!
To be honest, I didn’t even see the headphones until I read the Headline!
Overrated…seriously if she didnt have that huge rack of hers, her body wouldnt even be that great
Its actually not that big proportionate to her body.
If there is anyone that is overrated, it would be any Kardashian.
Kate is hot.
Agreed. They hide her fat really well.
http://www.skinnygossip.com/kate-upton-is-well-marbled/
@grz: Exactly what I’ve been saying.
Yes – what’s your point?
i can’t be the only one who isn’t the least bit attracted to her can i? for one i prefer brunettes. chicks with more of an hourglass figure (voluptuous works, which she is not) than a straight up and down one, especially straight up and down thickness. and then to boot she has a stupid face lol. models with their mouths open usually make me think this way but some can almost pull it off. not this chick she makes me think southern cousin all the way (and not a hot one.)
I’m with you….She’s smoking hot.
Boobs and headphones. Enough said.
My ears have a boner.
Need UHQ pic of Kate Upton blowing….
When K.U. breasts speak, people listen.
She makes me happy.
I heard Dr. Dre made something like $125 million last year… if my math is right, that means three people bought his headphones.
How original. She’s in a bikini again.. They hide her shapeless midsection in these ads I’ve noticed. Good call because she’s shaped like a coke can. They could’ve done far better than to just get some flavor of the week bimbo to pose vapidly with headphones. I guess there is a huge demographic for this type of marketing, it just makes me sad.
How original. She’s in a bikini again.. They hide her shapeless midsection in these ads I’ve noticed. Good call because she’s shaped like a coke can. They could’ve done far better than to just get some flavor of the week bimbo to pose vapidly with headphones. I guess there is a huge demographic for this type of marketing, it just makes me sad.
She seems afraid of the flash or something here…
I dunno. Too stiff and uninteresting… Good thing she’s a blonde with boobs.
Could they photoshop her huge hands?
And a neck while they’re at it…
they should just have her hold these headphones next to her boobs and show THAT to us…
I agree – we should go into advertising together.
She really needs a well fitting bra. :( She’s a pretty girl with nice boobs (obviously), but bulging out of your tops like that isn’t only unattractive, but actually sags your boobs even faster.
I’ve news for you ellie – you’re the wrong demographic.
She is far gorgeouser than you two haters so shaaddup
more eye makeup. and more cowbell.
she looks like katie gilbert
Skullcandy cans suck. I want to suck her cans. She does have large man-hands. Haiku.
i know she models skullcandy, i wanna see her model my line of skullfucked.
Is Fish trying to tell us something? Three posts of Kate Upton….I like my coffee with sugar and lots of milk,latte maybe…