It’s Kate Upton’s Breasts In Zero Gravity

February 18th, 2014 // 26 Comments
Kate Upton Zero Gravity Sports Illustrated

Sports Illustrated may have put three swimsuit models who aren’t Kate Upton on the cover this year, but that was only to distract you while they shot her breasts into zero gravity. Then again, there are people who will tell you that things like NASA or science are a waste of precious time and money, and those people should be rounded up into a gulag and shot. I said it.

 

Kate Upton’s Zero Gravity Photo Shoot – 2014 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue

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  1. Tiggles

    Now that’s science!

  2. heavenly body. I’m happy.

  3. Deacon Jones

    I guess by putting her in a zero g plane, they are admitting that her breasts are saggy? Meh

  4. Still fat and overrated whilst weightless.

    • Sherlock

      Sure, of course, she is. Post a picture of your honey here and we will see how lousy this babe is in comparison

  5. I was kinda hoping her tits would float out of her top. Oh well, maybe next time.

  6. She trying to dodge all the weightless cum shots from the camera crew.

  7. cc

    ‘Chris Hadfield announces unretirement from space travel’

  8. wow

    Is this photoshoped, or her big tummy disappeared.

  9. anonymous

    THIS would have been the perfect opportunity to do the whole paint bikini-thing SI likes to do every year. But she probably would have ended with two black eyes with those titties in zero G.

  10. donkeylicks

    Me: “You!!! …. You are still dangerous… You can be my wing boobs anytime.”
    Kate Upton: Bullshit…. you can fuck off.

  11. She doesn’t look as morbidly obese as usual here. Now that’s science!

  12. I wonder what my load would look like in zero-G flying across the plane at Kate’s rack? Ah, who am I kidding… it’s been so long that it would come out as a puff of dust.

  13. Cock Dr

    Wow they must have super glued that top onto her. How did those things not pop out?

  14. Ground control to Major Wood.

  15. “Gentlemen, how shall we use science today? We can cure cancer, or we can put a juggy girl in zero G…”

  16. jaime

    No one can tell me she looks good or sexy at :13 It looks like the body of a man with boobs.

    I will admit, I wouldn’t kick her out of bed for eating crackers.

    • Interred Ferguson

      Yep….piss poor bikini choice for her particular torso. Not a fan of her torso, but she’s still a beautiful jugged up girlie…seems like a decent person, too….not that that matters to enough people here.

  17. Super Ninja

    I love the Lotharios posting how ugly/fat/overrated she is. You are retarded lard-ass losers so stupid that you’re ACTUALLY POSTING like it matters on a tits-n-ass web site nobody but the bottom of the barrel ever sees.

    Way to go, you!

  18. yup, I know why...

    the poor thing… whatever helps sweetie, whatever helps

  19. Berserker

    She’s unreal, sad sad people suggesting she’s not. For fucks sake what chance do normal girls have when muppets like you can’t even appreciate a 10/10 model, with that kind of attitude you don’t deserve to get laid.

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