Here’s Kate Upton Almost Going Deaf & Blind in Antarctica So You Can Get A Boner

Above is a behind-the-scenes video from Kate Upton’s Sports Illustrated Swimsuit photo shoot which apparently took place in fucking Antarctica where she almost went deaf and blind from posing topless in subzero temperatures. Which was smart because people are definitely going to notice anything besides her huge, awesome breasts. “I really want to look at this landscape, but grrr, these stupid tits,” I bet they’re saying.