So Who Wants To Watch Kate Upton Get Her Topless Body Painted?

The Superficial / November 7, 2013

Because Photo Boy and I are going to beef tomorrow to catch Thor, here’s the just-released, behind-the-scenes video for Kate Upton’s body paint photos in the 2013 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issue complete with screencaps for those of you behind Nazi-regime paywalls at work. And to make this post even better, I was going to write about how Rand Paul is the goddamn laughing stock of the journalistic world, so naturally he just got a new column at Breitbart.com. You may anoint me with oils now and call me your king.