So Who Wants To Watch Kate Upton Get Her Topless Body Painted?

November 7th, 2013 // 29 Comments
Kate Upton Topless Body Paint
WATCH: Kate Upton Gets Body Painted For SI Swimsuit

Because Photo Boy and I are going to beef tomorrow to catch Thor, here’s the just-released, behind-the-scenes video for Kate Upton‘s body paint photos in the 2013 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issue complete with screencaps for those of you behind Nazi-regime paywalls at work. And to make this post even better, I was going to write about how Rand Paul is the goddamn laughing stock of the journalistic world, so naturally he just got a new column at You may anoint me with oils now and call me your king.


  1. I do.
    That was an easy question.

  2. You didnt tell us that she would talk.

  3. Bonky

    I always wondered how far into her butt crack they have to go when painting a bikini bottom. Must be really weird standing there while someone dabs at your chocolate starfish with silver paint.

  4. I think the headline was a rhetorical question ;) :)

  5. coljack

    Hello, SI? Yes, I’d like to apply for the position of vulva painter. You do not have to pay me. I believe a job well done is its own reward.

  6. She’s got a great boob jiggle. I hope she never has a gut jiggle.

  7. Deacon Jones

    Wow , did my comment asking if even the gay guys wanted to suck those tits get deleted? yeeesh

  8. mx3

    i wish i had big tits like her. i’ll keep my own frame tho.

  9. Forrest Gump

    This broad is dumber than a box of rocks. Do yourself a favor and watch it on mute. And by the way, boobs.

  10. anonym

    big tits.

    no hips… or ass.

  11. Little Tongue

    Great Photoshop artist! The finished product looks NOTHING like the real thing!

  12. Boodiba

    Big boobs look great when they’re still perky. But I’m still glad I don’t have ‘em.

  13. She has kind of a weird midsection but damn if I don’t want to play with those big amazing boobs all day.

  14. Jswole

    OVERRATED!!!! shes not that hott to be that famous….honestly shes out of shape for the career she has. Not hating just saying that 75% of the young women in texas look better then her and there job isnt to be a model like her lol.

  15. Herman Bumfudle

    hi kate #fuck

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