Kate Upton & Alexandra Daddario: Where The Big-Titted Dinosaurs At?

Kate Upton and Alexandra Daddario spent yesterday afternoon pitching a sequel to Jurassic World but this time with dinosaurs with giant boobs. Sadly, none of it involved them wearing sexy Pterodactyl costumes or at least detailed sketches of said costume, so while I burn the entire Internet down for blue-balling me so hard I can taste colors, you’re free to read a bunch of tit puns if you want over on Uproxx, or click on these pics of Kate Upton topless and Alexandra Daddario topless which may have been the entire point of this post. For I am but the Bella Thorne’s sister’s face for the SEO to be sprayed upon if I may use the king’s parlance.

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