It’s Kate Upton’s Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Cover

We ended yesterday with Kate Upton in Esquire, so it only makes sense to start today with her Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue cover. Mostly because I like to think of this as a science blog read exclusively by academic types who can hopefully explain to me how the hell Kate Upton’s clitoris isn’t waving directly at us. I understand it’s a mythical creature, but “presuppose” it does exist, clearly it’s not where women have lied and said it is so I question how good I am at sex, but instead dwells in the butt. Which also explains what Rihanna was trying to tell us in Barbados. I just thought she needed more rum.

Photos: Sports Illustrated, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN