For reasons that range all the way from not-Charlie Sheen to “My word, Watson, I believe we’ve found breasts,” here are just-released outtakes from Kate Upton‘s shoot for the 2011 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue. I also included behind-the-scene photos of Kate having a bikini painted onto her naked body (Starting here.) because I like to think of this site as a refuge for art first and a pervert’s bungalow second. I’m fancy.
Photos: SI.com
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I hate her so bad. lol Nah, but hot damn, those are some serious natural boobs. Lucky bitch
You can’t be serious. That round? That far apart? FFS they’re fake, and the implants were placed too low. Yes, they jiggle a lot on the runway, but silicone can do that.
You know there are actually boobs that are big and round naturally? And that are far apart? It is rare, but it does happen. And in her case it does… They jiggle wayyy too much for silicone. If she has implants they must be very small, and maybe she went from a C to a D.
I’m pretty good at spotting implants and IMO they are real. Lucky bitch indeed!
Oh now I see this pic… def not implants! http://www.thesuperficial.com/photos/kate-upton-swimsuit-outtakes/0310-kate-upton-si-swimsuit-outtakes-01
Hmm the photo could be a pre-op photo? They look tiny there and triangular shaped…
You men are so easy, I can barely touch your dick and it will get hard. She is gorgeous, tough, no doubt! perfect!
stfu
Homeboy from the previous picture has basketball grip on it. I’m not mad at ‘em. He’s prolly had to play gay for years just to get to this pinnacle of his life. Well played “gay” man, well played.
I typed this with one hand
Who was saying they were fake again?
lucky guy gets to play with Kate’s tits and snatch
titty whore
three thumbs up
Perfection.
Future lower back problems….eh nevermind, she’ll be able to afford the surgery and top notch drugs.
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I don’t see all the hype beyond the airbrushing. Im a straignt man so I don’t find her stimulating at all. If peeople say lady gaga could be a man, didn’t see this monstrocity. To all the other bros getting stimulated..um this is ackward but I have to out ya’ll for being gay.
Just realize they look kind of small, in comparison to her shoulders. lol. They don’t fill out her hefty bone/muscular structure. hehe.. the more I look it looks like someone is hanging a baby upside down and her teats are the baby’s bottom. Why are they so low? Is it a sag?
Its like: [\|/] lol.Most breast expand outward but they are narrow and long.
Does her pussy smell like paint too.