Kate Upton Swimsuit Outtakes

For reasons that range all the way from not-Charlie Sheen to “My word, Watson, I believe we’ve found breasts,” here are just-released outtakes from Kate Upton’s shoot for the 2011 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue. I also included behind-the-scene photos of Kate having a bikini painted onto her naked body (Starting here.) because I like to think of this site as a refuge for art first and a pervert’s bungalow second. I’m fancy.

Photos: SI.com