For reasons that range all the way from not-Charlie Sheen to “My word, Watson, I believe we’ve found breasts,” here are just-released outtakes from Kate Upton‘s shoot for the 2011 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue. I also included behind-the-scene photos of Kate having a bikini painted onto her naked body (Starting here.) because I like to think of this site as a refuge for art first and a pervert’s bungalow second. I’m fancy.
Photos: SI.com
Show em!
This is somehow vaguely less sexy with all the hazmat gear.
i cant believe i went to kindergarten with this girl.. damn
where her chesticles that big back then too?
poo and pee
get a life winner.
Que the skat video for this guy.
YOU GUYS DONT EVEN MAKE SENSE
mmmmmm nice!
I would insert my ballsack into her colon
I feel like that’s something an alien who doesn’t fully understand human mating rituals would say.
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH WIN.
What kind of art hating bastard would “outtake” this picture. This is cover material!
That’s a beautiful photo……..no sarcasm here; she’s gorgeous.
A professional model should be hired for their astonishing good looks …….not because they’re celebrity spawn. So damned sick of that trend.
She’s pretty for sure. Fwiw her uncle’s a congressman..
Please tell me he’s a Democrat.
Why is that, CD? Pray tell.
@ rusty s – Because Democrats taste better, & of the two odious political party choices available to me I consider them the least damaging to me, my country & the planet in general.
@CD – well, you’re misled.
With poo and pee.
ah what the hell, she ain’t no capri but fuck her.
Wth i have an impersonator now? Lmao is that u agn little Alex
@Cock Dr, no he’s a Repukelicunt: anti-green, anti-choice.. A rich kid whose grampa started Whirlpool
“anti-green, anti-choice,” huh? Funny how you libs always cry about labels if they’re about you, but it’s awfully convenient at the same time, isn’t it? Don’t bother arguing any position on it’s merits, or even consider that someone who doesn’t see things the way you do actually has a legitimate reason for doing so. Just call them a racist, or anti-whatever, and call it a day.
for the millionth goddam time im not a lib i hate both parties. they’re both made up of millionaires taking care of only the billionaires. but the right *are* the worse of the two
I want to be that paint brush!
“Ayyyyy” says the Fonz
They’re going to smear the paint…yeah, smear that f***king paint…yeah, that’s nice…
Man…I fucking love tits.
I seriously think we could end terrorism by air-dropping joints and tits across the Middle East.
Those hadji’s wouldnt know what to do with themselves, once they’re blazed and motorboating a big pair of tits.
it sounds good, but over there the tits would have hair between them and would smell like shit.
American tits, McFeely!
EVERYTHING smells like shit over there.
Not in Israel :)
Guy is right on. The girls in Tel Aviv will melt your face!
Oh..and they won’t have their coochies sewn shut if you mess around w em.
ok, you never heard of Hash. Afghans know dope and it does makes for terrorists who are doped up. believe me they have porn all the same. so that theory is out the windos
She’s looking a little fat. Is she a plus size model?
clearly your a raving idiot, but no worries stud-less, pretty sure she won’t be looking your way.
Beautiful. My dick wants to go downtown on Upton.
holy perfection
num num num num num
she is SO HOT
the greatest benefits of being a lesbian artist.
Nom. Nom. Nom.
Are those the “Battle”Los Angeles” invasion comets in the sky? Well, if you’re gonna pick a human to anally probe… bingo.
Charlie Sheen would definitely turn this one down.
Um no he wouldnt shes 18
Nvm u wer bein sarcastic n im gearin down we just dodged a tornado
Fabulous.
This is the sum total of my christmas list from now until I die.
I love the picture holding the tit up. How do I get that job?
I’ll give you one guess what the guy behind her is thinking
I will fight all of you for this.
It’s not just “side boob”, it’s all boob, with paint.
Her legs are a bit too slender for my taste, and I’d be afraid the continual cuffing of the side of my head by her upper thighs and knees might give me cauliflower ears…but what the fuck — I could put up with her. She’s beautiful and I’d take her home just so I could watch her sit on the couch.
Naked would be nice!
No one’s commented on this one.
That surprises me.
I thought those guys scrutinized every crotch pixel like CIA intelligence analysts.
butterface
those tits are goddamn perfect.
Please hire me to be a boob handler.
Motorboat noises.
Whos the lucky guy going downton on Kate?
That is the creepiest looking dude ever. Seriously.
I love the way the shadows in the water offset the hot chick in the sand.
There’s sand and water in that photo? You must be an interior decorator.
All I want to know is why she wasn’t on the cover. This woman looks better than Brooklyn.
I am not against this idea…
What’s all this “Rough” crap about???
real girls love Rubber & Latex, folks!!
“She will be my date tonight. I shall paint her like a doll. She just doesn’t know it yet”
I’d give me right nut too motorboat those tits of hers. Hell, I’d even give my left nut also.
It’s like she’s reading my mind…
I’m holding this titty for ART!
I just spontaneously ejaculated!
+1
You sir, are gay. You cum after seeing oddly shaped implants. I will pray for you bro.
I like how she covers her nips in this pic while letting her snatch hang out, yet in one of the following pics she does the opposite!
She needs to hit the calf machine, seriously.
I wish I had 4 hands so I could give those boobs 4 thumbs up…
If I saw this in person, I’d nut in my pants.
Those lezbos have so much data in their spank banks that their evening will include writhing around in luke warm bath water while lavender scented candle wax is pours out onto the tub. Their fingers will be extra wrinkly.
Wow. I am either turning gay or spending a lot of money on plastic surgery.
Hate you Kate!
Shes got to put some meat on dem bones! Too skinny for me-even when shes pushing in and holding up her itty bittys theyre still not that big!
For implants, they’re quite nice.
BRUTONY – YOUR INSANE