Sports Illustrated Swimsuit: 50 Years of Beautiful

January 15th, 2014 // 82 Comments

Kate Upton‘s giant breasts were at the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit: 50 Years of Beautiful event last night, so I don’t know why I’m even writing anything else or bothering to point out that Christie Brinkley is an ageless vampire. Or wondering why I didn’t lead with Genevieve Morton who, honestly, looks way hotter than Kate, so now I’m questioning if I even know what the hell I’m doing anymo- *gets slapped in the face by Photo Boy* You’re right, old chum. A true titsmith never questions his tittery. To victory! *rides off into the Internet*

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  1. Christie Brinkley Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue 50th Anniversary Celebration
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    absolute perfection.

  2. Tyra Banks Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue 50th Anniversary Celebration
    Cock Dr
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    Award for biggest wig goes to….

  3. Christie Brinkley Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue 50th Anniversary Celebration
    Cock Dr
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    There might be supernatural powers at work here.

  4. Rebecca Romijn Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue 50th Anniversary Celebration
    Cock Dr
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    I’ve always liked her but don’t like that dress. Lower that neckline.

  5. Deina

    I like how there are two token pics of Kathy Ireland and then nothing.

  6. Kate Upton Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue 50th Anniversary Celebration
    Cock Dr
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    Too much boobs for the dress.
    In fact there might be too much Kate all around for that dress.

  7. Katherine Webb Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue 50th Anniversary Celebration
    Cock Dr
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    She’s got quite a bitchface.

  8. Chrissy Teigen Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue 50th Anniversary Celebration
    diversity hire
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    You have got to be kidding

  9. brian

    What a glorious gallery of tits. So wish I could’ve been there!

  10. Katherine Webb Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue 50th Anniversary Celebration
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    She probably thinks using her purse to cover her bulge will fool us but what can she use to hide that massive jaw.

  11. Chrissy Teigen Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue 50th Anniversary Celebration
    ali
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    Ultimate butterface.

  12. Christie Brinkley Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue 50th Anniversary Celebration
    s-man
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    Deal with the devil indeed. The devil does good work.

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