Kate Upton Wins ‘Sexiest Woman’ At PEOPLE Awards
Kate Upton won the PEOPLE Magazine Award for Sexiest Woman last night and couldn’t look more boring doing it, but you’ll notice that didn’t stop me from posting about it, or PEOPLE from finding literally anybody else, because we both bow at the altar of SEO. It is the one true God. *slices open palm, drips blood onto keyboard* Hyperlinked nude leaked photos with bold HTML tag SHALAMAKAKA!
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