Because Photo Boy and I know jackshit about fashion – *fingers hole in Iron Man t-shirt* – here’s our gallery of the most questionable outfits from last night MET Gala punctuated by Kate Upton‘s huge breasts which are making her getup look less and less ridiculous by the second. In fact, is she glowing to anyone else? What about angel wings? Do you see angel wings? And, holy shit, she’s feather-jobbing me. I’m getting a feather job. Fashion blogging is awesome! Wheeeee!