Because Mercedes-Benz apparently wants me to feel like a effeminate girly man writing his pretty little words on his pretty pink website unless I’m driving one of their cars (I’ll kindly pay you in dick jokes Tuesday for a Benz today.), here’s their latest commercial featuring Kate Upton‘s heaving breasts washing the new CLA in slow motion. A commercial that I almost thought Michael Bay directed until it didn’t end with him threatening to detonate a brick of C4 if she doesn’t take her top off and/or just ’cause. A true artist always leave his signature.
Who’s Up For Watching Kate Upton’s Giant Breasts Wash A Mercedes In Slow Motion? Anyone?
January 23rd, 2013 // 28 Comments
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