Kate Upton Has Acne, STOP THE INTERNET

October 3rd, 2013 // 39 Comments

Kate Upton walked around Paris on Tuesday without her giant breasts on display, so naturally everyone noticed all the acne on her face instead of being lost in a decadent land where fantasy is king as we gild our loins with slabs of venison and berries and lubricious sea creatures for tonight we feed the hungers of the flesh.

Photos: INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. Beer Baron

    Acne, more like Chicken Pox.

    • Chicken pox is generally associated with a centripetal distribution, meaning the pockmarks are most severe towards the center of the body. Smallpox has a centrifugal distribution, meaning the pockmarks are distributed away from the center – on the extremities and face. So I’m going with smallpox.

  2. joe

    She has a face? Who knew?

  3. elephantman

    METH FACE!

  4. SM

    Quick! Someone send this bitch some ProActiv quick! And bring along her makeup artist while your at it. Good thing she has those ginormous boobs and overinflated sense of confidence to distract everyone from what appears to be a rash on her face. All joking aside, its refreshing to see that she that she has flaws, and doesn’t need a ton of makeup (like Kim Kardashian) to step out in public.

  5. BigOkie

    Well, she IS still practically a child and still growing. That being said, if she needs someone to squeeze the zits on her cans, I’d clear some time in my calendar for her.

  6. Whatever

    Not to mention she’s looking a little Lily Allen, minus the kid

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    Still hot.
    And the fact that she is that much more real increases the hotness.

  8. teddy

    Second most overrated woman on the internet behind Kim Kartrashian.

  9. Robb7

    Brave girl to trot around Paris sans makeup — compared to that cunt Kardashian with her troweled-on plaster! I just bumped her up to super hot status.

  10. I think for safety’s sake, the prudent thing to do is keep her quarantined in my basement until we’re sure what this is.

  11. Kate Upton Acne No Makeup
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    Perhaps she should have accepted that high school dork’s prom invitation after all.

  12. People need to stop harping on her acne and focus on how doughy and droopy she is.

  13. That’s Maksim on her face.

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    Wow
    Commented on this photo:

    So this is how we all women need to look in order to be considered “model of the year”?
    C’mon…

  15. Don’t care, giant super delicious boobs.

  16. I’m not intersted in her face anyway. Nothing some Proactiv or some doggystye couldn’t fix.

  17. Kate Upton Acne No Makeup
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    I think her make up person deserves a raise!!!!

  18. TheSufFan

    HER JOB, HER ONE JOB, IS TO LOOK GOOD. SHE’S A FUCKING MODEL. SHE GETS PAID TO LITERALLY WORK ON HER LOOKS, SLEEP A LOT, AND POSE IN NICE CLOTHES. SHE NEEDS TO GET THAT FLABBY STOMACH AND ASS INTO THE GYM AND GET ON A BETTER SKINCARE/DIET ROUTINE.

    Miranda Kerr, Christy Turlington, Cara Delevingne, Naomi, Christie Brinkley, etc etc=models. This bitch is some trailer park princess who probably has low enough levels of dignity to assfuck and blow her way into the limelight.

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    Bex
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    This chick is fucking disgusting and it has nothing to do with her zits. She’s a pig and looks like any other college girl with 10-15 extra lbs walking around any campus in America. I don’t get the rage.

  20. Kate Upton Acne No Makeup
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    One of my gf’s back in the days of the wagon trains used to break out whenever she started her period. (You can imagine my sense of relief whenever her face looked like a pizza!) I wonder if that’s what’s happening here…

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    Ashanti
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    Ape like walk. Flab belly, the posture is awful. I guess she was aware the face was not in the best of shapes. I seriously hope the break outs result from a new cleaner regimen… If not, she definitely has some hormonal issues.

  22. Baph

    Most alcoholics end up getting acne

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    SM
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    Yeah, as a “supermodel” she really needs to tone her tummy.

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    Stephanie
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    My 50 year old mom has that tummy Shame on this so called supermodel

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    Popo?
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    Small head, huge saggy tits, big strange hips, saggy chubby paunch, no curve in sides of thighs, skinniest chicken legs. Yeah, this girl is model material, for sure.

  26. Kate Upton Acne No Makeup
    beer for thought
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    Holy shit, you’re trying to tell me she’s human?!….the fuck is wrong with people?

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