Kate Upton Bikini Photos Because Terry Richardson Is Goddamn Santa Claus

October 12th, 2012 // 109 Comments

Because he’s Batman, Jesus and the Easter Bunny all rolled into your uncle who always wanted to wrestle a lot for some reason, Terry Richardson just released outtakes from his GQ photo shoot with Kate Upton which is all information that only people with a vagina just read, so I should probably make this word stuff more targeted to their demographic:

It was then that Christian took me into his office, his eyes filled with a desire I knew all too well. Slowly, he reached into his pants, and I knew he was about to give me exactly what I wanted. A soft, supple yet firm wallet filled with money that I didn’t have to earn.
“Buy shoes,” he said. “Then, later, we’ll watch reality television and I’ll be interested in it because it means a lot to you which doesn’t make you a shallow person.”
Moments later, we got married in a castle and it was better than my friend Jenny’s wedding. She was so jealous. Ohmygod, did he just pull my pubes?

Fin.

Photos: Terry Richardson

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  1. jd

    I don’t know whether to fucking hate Terry Richardson or pray to him at night. I’m so confused.

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    Mr. Poop
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    Now that is a nice pair o’ boobies

  3. Terry Richardson is like a modern-day roman polanski.

    But i love Upton. She’s pretty, she has a realistic body, and she seems to not care what people think.

    but still, she hangs out with terry richardson.

    • karlito

      it’s not uncommon for beautiful women to perfer to hang out with ugly men….especially considering most men are ugly anyway.

    • gryphon50

      terri richardson is disgusting & sleazy. But he’s famous, and most starlets would sell their soul to the devil to get that boost to their ow fame.

  4. Keith

    Faptastic!

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    Snooki's Taint
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    More than a handful is usually a waste, but in this case I am willing to make an exception

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    theoriginal LJ
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    Some one should produce a new and updated version of BayWatch.

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    Deacon Jones
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    What would make this pic even better, is if she was getting plowed, and they did a gif image of those beasts flopping up and down in slow motion.

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    Giddy Giddy Bang Bang
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    Good. God.

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    Deacon Jones
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    “I dont’ always take my pants off, but when I do, it’s for some really good coke.”

  10. Kate Upton Nipples Bikini Outtakes Terry Richardson Shoot
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    that mole on her lip is a little distracting. Let’s see if I can buff that off…with my penis.

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    Deacon Jones
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    Now we just need a giant scimitar to slice her in half and stitch Jessica Biel’s lower body back on.

    • KV

      Thank you for agreeing. Doesnt her body look weird from her breast down ? I know guys wouldnt notice or care but…

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    Deacon Jones
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    I dont know how gay guys are gay.

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    Deacon Jones
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    Mine? Sure.

    My credit card number is 4435 3211 26…..

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    Deacon Jones
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    That’s some incredibly green grass right there

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    Deacon Jones
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    Deacon Jones
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    I ……i…….I”M NOT WORTHY!!!!

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    Keno
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    Golly!!

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    Keno
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    Best photos to hit Superficial in years!

  19. Doctor_Joystick

    Fish,

    This is the funniest, most well written post you’ve ever done, and I’ve been a fan for years. Bravo sir, bravo.

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    Jill_Ess
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    This guy.

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    SexJihaad9/11
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    Sweet baby jesus.

  22. Mike

    Why is her implant going into her armpit? Idk, I dont find this womans face that attractive, and her fake tits are a turn off, more than a handful is wasteful unless your a porn star, I like little perky boobies, REAL ones, not these droopy fakes. pass.

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    DiegoAD
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    Areola?

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    lily
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    without the boobs her body would so completely underwhelming.

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    Screaming Meat Nugget
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    This photo could bring world peace.

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    Hmmmm
    Commented on this photo:

    Wait a minute… what’s happening to my Special Purpose!?

  27. Ok, so I read it, but my first thought was…BOOBIES!…and I’m not that interested in shoes.

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    El Jefe
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    Fuck!!! One of the greatest photos in human history.

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    Aaron
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    Jesus wept.

    That is, Jesus, the pool cleaner.

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    Yes, this picture is missing my genitals in her mouth.

  31. Terry Richardson is a skeezy dude, and based on his past, I’m pretty sure he has some other pictures of him nailing Upton.

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    lily wishes she didn’t have lesbian fantasies all the time, but…

  33. Kate Upton Nipples Bikini Outtakes Terry Richardson Shoot
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    Da Man, you got it all figured out, don’t you? That’s why you’re fapping in front of the computer – smart!

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    Da Man would have us believe that this is an illusion, but w – uuuunh… oops I just came

  35. Kate Upton Nipples Bikini Outtakes Terry Richardson Shoot
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    Out of his penis (Jesus wept)

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    Ladypants
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    I just made this my desktop wallpaper on my work computer. I don’t even care about getting fired. Totally worth it.

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    Louise
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    are boobs really so impressive to men that they override the rest of a girl’s body & face? I just don’t get the appeal here.. yes she has big boobs… and??

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    I assume Photoboy exploded into a million tiny pieces.

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    YEs
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    I wonder what her vagina tastes like?

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    Cock Dr
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    Wow those are impressive and she grew them all by herself.
    Such a talent.

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    Cock Dr
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    To those nay sayers who claim that the US doesn’t manufacture anything good anymore…..exhibit A: Kate Upton.

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    Fuck your thumb.

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    BbyBluThghHghs
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    The hip-less wonder.

    • jaime

      You hit it. That’s what seems wrong about her. No hips, no waist. Makes her tummy look like the Sahara Desert. Huge.

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    Cock Dr
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    There are those who call her a fat sow.
    I think that they must have some serious issues.

  45. Kate Upton Nipples Bikini Outtakes Terry Richardson Shoot
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    I take back all those things I said about Terry Richardson. He is an under-appreciated god among men.

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    This is the one and only reason God created water

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    neo
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    Fap-tastic (copy right)

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    SpareClownParts
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    This picture is the reason why women get breast implants

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    Hank Hill
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    A blonde with implants? How original!

  50. Kate Upton Nipples Bikini Outtakes Terry Richardson Shoot
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    Oh my fucking god. If there was such a thing as heaven this would be it.

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