Kate Upton Is Losing Modeling Work To Mariah Carey?

Internet commenters love to play modeling expert, and for years they’ve predicted Kate Upton will quickly hit a wall because sometimes she looks like this. Except I don’t know how to mock these people for writing off a woman they’d crawl over broken glass for if she offered to ever-so-slightly brush a pinky past their penis because she’s losing modeling work to Mariah Carey now. The Mariah Carey. TMZ reports:

Mariah Carey will be the new face and new set of ample boobs for the ridiculously successful “Game of War: Fire Age“… TMZ has learned.
Sources familiar with the situation tell TMZ … producers of the mobile game have inked a 7 figure deal with Mariah, who replaces Kate Upton, in which the singer will shoot a 30 second commercial. We’re told the shoot will last 2 days and the guy in charge is the director for “Terminator Genisys.”

Granted, the main criteria here is having really giant tits, it also requires light horseback riding which Mariah’s only good at if the horse is Nick Cannon, and he’s wearing blinders and a saddle. I’m talking the whole getup, or she’s not breaking out the riding whip. Mariah don’t play that.

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