Kate Upton Dancing in a String Bikini (a.k.a. The Crap I Missed – Tuesday 5.1.12)

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While I’m under no delusion that any of the words I’m typing here will ever be read, I felt that it was important to acknowledge the dark magic that Terry Richardson wields. I’m not sure there’s another man on Earth with the ability to say “Nice tiny flimsy bikini. Why don’t you gyrate around for a while so I can film this and post it on the internet.” or “Here, do all of this coke and it will make you look like you haven’t slept in a bus station bathroom for a week.” Anyway, I included some stills he took of Kate Upton just standing around in a bikini, as well as made my own completely uncalled for amount of screen shots of basically 20 seconds of dancing starting here. Enjoy.