Kate Upton Wants More People To Pay Attention To Her Butt. Done.

May 5th, 2014 // 24 Comments
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Because her breasts are huge and awesome (And did I mention huge?), nobody pays attention to Kate Upton‘s butt or even knows she has one which was news to me until I convinced myself not looking at her tits for two seconds wouldn’t give me cancer. Or will it? *checks for lumps* So here she is in a new behind-the-scenes video from her Sports Illustrated swimsuit shoot in the Cook Islands where she turns her back to the camera in an ultimately fruitless effort to not show any boob so you’ll look at her ass. Granted, it lacks the majesty and splendor of her nude body paint behind-the-scenes video, but it gave me an excuse to link those words, so I’ll love it as if it were my own child. – *locks post in the basement* YOU EAT SUPPER DOWN THERE. – Like my own child.

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  1. JC

    Is this the place where we all pretend she’s not attractive and “I can tell by her body she’ll be fat someday lol” and we wouldn’t have sex with her?

  2. Ahem, if one were looking for ‘butts’, one would request Maria Menounos. Not this top-heavy trollop.

  3. FruitLoop

    I hope Kate knows that when guys start thinking about her ass, particularly ass-men, that their thinking about, well uh, FUCKING her ASS.

  4. I’d love to hit that :)

  5. TheGhost

    perhaps her vagina needs some attention also, because if it does, I wouldn’t mind looking at that

  6. david(guest)

    this would be like Stephen Hawking asking us to ignore his expertise in physics and instead looking at his mad Murderball skills

  7. She needs bigger tits for her frame. On another girl they might look big, but on her big rib-cage, big shoulders, big hips they look regular sized. Not sure why everyone is so impressed with her boobs, she’s no Kelly Brook.

  8. If this is her biggest problem in life, she leads a charmed existence.

  9. Her skin looks really firm and healthy. I wonder what sort of moisturizer she uses.

  10. JennyJustice

    Men don’t care about her butt. Men who like her are boob-men. If they were butt-men, they would look at pictures of Giselle or Allesandra.

    • Gen

      I’m not sure what sort of butt men you know, but as far as I can tell, no butt men I’ve ever met have expressed an interest in gamey butts that look like a chicken breast was shoved under some leather…

  11. dennis

    I just like the way her tits spill out into her arm vagina when she wears a bikini top. Other than that, she really isn’t all that.

    Plus she has that blonde girl peach fuzz mustache that she likes to keep for some reason.

  12. BB

    I can tell by her body she’ll be fat someday lol

    • Not only will she be fat, but she’ll be pregnant, trying to get rid of that awful smoker’s cough, and working nights at the car dealership over on Fulton Avenue.

  13. I’ll give her a year, 2 tops to get super fat.

  14. anonym

    she has no butt. She’s not doing enough ass exercises.

  15. She was a tad ugly prior to her surgeries. She had a very gummy smile, huge honker and no boobies. Sorry guys, do not cry, enjoy the illusion, she looks nice now.

  16. right

    If you watch her latest cry-baby video, where she says “pay attention to my ass; It’s apparent why guys dump her so often, she’s annoying.

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