Kate Upton Is Talented

UPDATE: Huge thanks to GQ for hooking us up with a new embed that actually works now. Resume bouncing!

I don’t want to keep fawning over Terry Richardson, but the man does two incredible things that are worth recognizing: 1. He somehow makes Lindsay Lohan look like an attractive human being. And 2. He’s constantly taking photographs and/or videos of Kate Upton’s huge, awesome breasts like they’re the antidote. Barack Obama somehow became the first black president in our backwards, racist country and I don’t even look at him with this much esteem. Also, none of his YouTube videos end with a wet T-shirt contest, so it’s like he doesn’t even want to be president anymore.