Yes, Putting Cameron Diaz & Kate Upton Next To Each Other In Bikinis Is A Great Idea

June 17th, 2013 // 35 Comments

Based on my limited knowledge of a movie I’ll never watch because here are Kate Upton‘s breasts for free, The Other Woman is about Cameron Diaz finding out her boyfriend is married AND banging Kate Upton behind his wife Leslie Mann‘s back. Eventually the girls team up, and we’re supposed to feel sorry for Cameron not being enough for this guy even though she’s standing right next to Kate Upton in a bikini. Which is ridiculous because even if Cameron Diaz’s character is a Supreme Court justice, the most hardened feminist in the world would not only understand this dude banging Kate Upton, but also hope he got paid more to do it because he doesn’t get all emotional on his period. (Tell me I overvalue the power of breasts. I dare you.)

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  1. Swearin

    This movie just sounds like “John Tucker Must Die” with old people and Kate Upton’s breasts

  2. I have a theory: The director was ridiculed as a kid by Cameron and this is revenge coming to fruition…

  3. Keith

    I see a hint of a jessica Simpson transformation occurring.

  4. Kate Upton Bikini Cameron Diaz Leslie Mann The Other Woman Set
    Snooki's Taint
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    I think it is important to note that she has no hips.

  5. EricLR

    Well, sure Kate Upton has a better body and is younger. But Cameron Diaz is just as high maintenance and ditzy, and is way more of a lush, is way more crazy and unstable, and is far more likely to stab you in your sleep. She’s the total package!

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    Monsignor Nelson
    Commented on this photo:

    “Look, I have breasts, too!
    No, really! Look!”

  7. The Toof

    Strictly body-wise (not face), Kate Upton at 30 won’t look half as good as Cameron Diaz at 40.

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    THE REALIST1
    Commented on this photo:

    funny shape from about mid-waist down

  9. Skeeter

    I’d like to spend a copious amount of time motorboating Kate’s amazing tits and eating and banging her surely pristine asshole.

  10. God those things are magnificent.

  11. Kate Upton Bikini Cameron Diaz Leslie Mann The Other Woman Set
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    Kate: “I’m totally comfortable with my body!”

    Cameron: “Me too…I’m, uh…just going to put a shirt on because I’m cold”

  12. emma watson's vagina

    looking at these photos I would take Cameron over kate.

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    brian
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    Amazing tits.

  14. Ashanti

    Chicken legs, pudgy stomach, boobs will sag in 1 year or so.

  15. Kate Upton Bikini Cameron Diaz Leslie Mann The Other Woman Set
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m sure I’ll get hated on, but whileI fully appreciate Kate Upton’s other assets, what is her stomach region? what is it doing??

  16. Kate Upton Bikini Cameron Diaz Leslie Mann The Other Woman Set
    Commented on this photo:

    Aside from any perceived ‘problems’ with the rest of her face or body I’m gonna go ahead and guess that (given half a chance) no one here would (actually) turn her down for the pure sake of…. *those boobs*

  17. Kate Upton Bikini Cameron Diaz Leslie Mann The Other Woman Set
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    Kate Upton is fat.

  18. Wayne

    Kate Upton made me ejaculate.

  19. Cameron has just about always had a nice curvy (albeit relatively titless) physique. Pretty legs, great ass, etc. But Kate has the cutest face and remarkable tits. Between the two of them they make one helluva hot woman! My newest fantasy.

  20. Jazzy Jeff

    Kate has a weird, unappealing body.

  21. Freebie

    Even being 20+ years older than Kate, I think Cameron has a better body. Kate is cute and has huge udders. In a few years those udders will be hanging and her middle will only thicken.

  22. Why would we feel sorry for Cameron Diaz ? her body has scored her Justin Timberlake, Alex Rodriguez and Jared Leto in real life? Kate Upton has only been linked to skeevy rappers. I think she’s the one we should feel sorry for. Quit hatin on Cameron Diaz.

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