We Can’t Create New Photo Galleries, So Here’s Kate Upton And Other News

January 9th, 2013 // 9 Comments

Progamming Note: So remember how the site melted down on Friday? Well, it’s been slowly rebuilding itself this week and not without all kinds of fun surprises. Surprises like not being able to create new photo galleries which is happening this morning. So enjoy these old shots of Kate Upton and mentally prepare yourself for posts with pics you’ve already seen before. Or we can just use Kate Upton for every post which now that I think about it, we should probably do everyday. What was I thinking?! – SW

- Why Kanye West shouldn’t design Kim Kardashian‘s maternity clothes right after he watches Batman. [Dlisted]

- Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner will be at the Golden Globes with Jennifer Lopez. This should end well. [Lainey Gossip]

- Eva Longoria might be pregnant with a Mexican mayor’s baby because you know what’s a great show to base your life on: Weeds. [Just Jared]

- What is it about a woman with glasses? (Answer: We all want to bang Superman. It’s science.) [theCHIVE]

- Did Miley Cyrus get dang ol’ married on Jesus’ bertday? [Gossip Cop]

- Everything Wrong With ‘The Hunger Games’ [BuzzFeed]

- Katrina Bowden does Maxim. [Popoholic]

- Mariah Carey throws shade at Nicki Minaj on Nightline. [TooFab]

- Sandrah Hellberg is why I need to move to Sweden. Today. [Hollywood Tuna]

- The Fifty Shades of Grey movie will be NC-17, so now your mom has to admit she’s into porn. The evidence is all there. [FilmDrunk]

- And speaking of porn, here’s Charlie Sheen‘s newest goddess naked. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Lindsay Lohan can’t even film a reality show right. [HuffPost Entertainment]

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Photos: Terry Richardson


  1. Cock Dr

    I’m sure that the Kardashian Media Empire will lend all possible technical assistance to get our blogger back up and running the compelling celebrity news of the day*
    *glimpses of trousered penis and a cornucorpia of fame whore breast implants

  2. USDA Prime McBeef

    The gallery redesign thing is pretty fucking annoying and that’s evenwhen it is working properly. At least those fuckers that are on dial-up don’t have to wait 42.4 femtoseconds for the page to reload for the next picture to pop up.

    Plus my pop up blocker is becoming less effective. Fuck.

  3. welldoneson

    is yer webmaster a democrat?

  4. Mama Pinkus

    Is this gal known for anything besides her boobs? She’s a blonde Christina Hendricks.

  5. God damn. Things I would do to this woman.

  6. Kate Upton Bikini Dance
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    LOL to all those who say they wouldn’t hit this

  7. Kate Upton Bikini Terry Richardson
    Hugh G. Rection
    Commented on this photo:

    I have the same problem. I’m just to god damn good looking.

  8. Kate Upton Bikini Terry Richardson
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    Without those tits she’d just be the same as any of 1,000s of cheerleaders across the country……so yeah, I’d still want to.

  9. Kate Upton Bikini Terry Richardson
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    Like Kate Upton, Jennifer Love Hewitt or Kat Dennings would not have careers without their racks.

    Two Broke Girls is HORRIBLE.

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