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The White House Correspondents’ Association Dinner is an annual gathering of celebrities, politicians and press for the expressed purpose of raising money for journalism scholarships and simultaneously honoring professionals in the field for excellence. So of course this year the whole event was overshadowed by Rick Santorum (maybe) taking a picture of a coke-head and Jimmy Kimmel making fun of Keith Olberman, who took it like a real man. In that regard, look out for Fish and I at next year’s celebration for our in-depth coverage of anyone who looked remotely hot and/or like they just ever-so-slightly grazed a breast for the first time at a middle school dance, as exhibited here and here. Watch your backs, Woodward and Bernstein!
Photo: Getty
I’ll bet she’s terrible in bed, and those knockers will be hanging down to her knees by the time she’s 35. She could blow me, though.
I always get A kick about guys who refer to girls as being “terrible” in bed. This is what guys that can’t get laid usually say. If a girl has all the right equipment, guys don’t care if she lays there like a cadaver, as long as he has something he can stick his dick in, he doesn’t care.
You don’t have a dick so you don’t have a clue. It’s obvious you’re a dead fuck and just lay there.
Hey Spammer your mom sucked my cock last night.
LOL That’s what you hope. A bad lay is a bad lay and it sounds like you are a bad lay.
Omg, Angie! Yes they do care! If they’re any good, that is. And if they want you to just lie there, run. Run fast and far because that guy is probably a fucking weirdo and wouldn’t mind having sex with your cold corpse. Might prefer it actually.
With her money she can pay to keep them well positioned throughout her life.
This is pointless because this guy is never gonna get to fuck Kate Upton so instead he chooses to diss her. If he had her, he wouldn’t care if she just laid there.
kimkimmmy whatever your name is. You shouldn’t have an opinion on women because you are basically a guy. You’re one of those boys girls type and so you have no idea what it is to be a beautiful women.
UKCF: Considering you don’t know me, what I look like or what I’m like in bed, this time, I’ll forgive your ignorance.
UKCF: After reading some of your other posts, I’m now fully aware that I’m dealing with an idiot.
Meh
Wow.
Not many women can get away with wearing a negligee to a fancy black tie event.
My grandma once had a couch covered in that fabric. Not this much of it, though.
brilliant.
Grammar 101:
“Look out for Fish and I” = “Look out for Fish” + “Look out for I”
“Look out for Fish and me” = “Look out for Fish” + “Look out for me”
Jugs & mugs.
Just a hint of nipple rigidity. Perfect.
moo
She always looks like she’s been crying, is stoned or has cataracts.
Kudos to the elite members of the Fourth Estate for in one event confirming that they aren’t serious journalists watching the government, they are middle school girls watching shows on E!. And probably reading this blog. Thumbs up this comment if you are White House Press Corps!
I only know two sorts of boys. Mealy boys, and beef-faced boys.
Does she have a moustache in this picture or is just the light?
check her stache in the new iPhone commercial — siri needs to point her to a Bic.
perfection
And a hideous dress… not even fitted properly.
How demure, I wonder if she asked the President to piss on her so she could complete her urine sampling of famous Black men.
Her fucking iPhone commercial, ugh
Pointy Boob!!!!
i like how obama took a shot at Kim before he took the stage.
I’m getting tired of looking at kim’s face.
curves are nice, but the face is a bit piggish
Check out the pics of her without makeup….Gross.
http://starcasm.net/archives/153708
Accio, wig!
Seriously?!? He came to the dinner looking like that?
i like to imagine there is a gentle breeze blowing and some sort of flowing superman-esque cape that just didnt fit into the shot
its the first annual montgomery burns award for
outstanding achievement in the field of excellence!
next year the superficial crew can present the award for most and least pregnant looking.
I was looking at the pictures with some good wood and this fucking cunt appeared and now I can’t find my dick!
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Sorry, but velvet in April in DC is bad taste.
Okay, something must be wrong with me because here’s another celebrity I honestly thought was January Jones.
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Kate Hudson reminds actresses everywhere that it’s never too early to audition for those middle-aged Lauren Bacall roles.
“Okay, gotta see if I can get my chin past security! Wish me luck!”
classy, elegant, slim, sparkling, beautiful GREMLIN.
(thumbs up for the same pose in the background)
can we see those stupid nips already?!
her face is so gross
I think the medical term for Aziz’ problem is premature ejaculation.
horseface-golfball chin
she looks gross in this pic.
Of course! She is fully clothed! hah!
hot all over
This looks like something Susan Sarandon would wear.
My butt pads just came in the mail today.
She looks like she’s doing that “Aww yeeeah!” ass-slapping-and-thrusting-an-invisible-woman-from-behind thing. Wax dat ass, Charlize!
I don’t know why I’m still clicking through this gallery. I mean, it’s not like there’s a picture of Malin Akerman and Elizabeth Banks making out with one another… or is there? *click click click*
I had a dream where she is giving me head. All of the sudden pain is shooting through my groin and blood is gushing out all over. Her chin split my taint !!!!
“THUMB ME”
not my type at all maybe if she was 16 id be on it like white on rice
Trey Parker should stop showing up in drag at places. Seriously.
just like Koothrappali from Big Bang Theory. he cant talk to women without getting drunk either
200 yards of velvet & its STILL tight
How’d they let her in with a knife like that?
I couldn’t stand her whiney ass in that Stardust movie, she was terrible!
waxy face bitch
Still not getting it with this chick. Bad dye job, yellow teeth, proley face. Apart from the tits, she’s grimy and basic.
And yes, for the record I’m both fat AND jealous.