Kate Upton And Some Other Folks Went to The Annual White House Correspondents’ Association Dinner

April 30th, 2012 // 85 Comments

Posted by Photo Boy

The White House Correspondents’ Association Dinner is an annual gathering of celebrities, politicians and press for the expressed purpose of raising money for journalism scholarships and simultaneously honoring professionals in the field for excellence. So of course this year the whole event was overshadowed by Rick Santorum (maybe) taking a picture of a coke-head and Jimmy Kimmel making fun of Keith Olberman, who took it like a real man. In that regard, look out for Fish and I at next year’s celebration for our in-depth coverage of anyone who looked remotely hot and/or like they just ever-so-slightly grazed a breast for the first time at a middle school dance, as exhibited here and here. Watch your backs, Woodward and Bernstein!

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  1. Kate Upton White House Correspondents' Dinner
    Justin Bleeber
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    I’ll bet she’s terrible in bed, and those knockers will be hanging down to her knees by the time she’s 35. She could blow me, though.

    • Angie

      I always get A kick about guys who refer to girls as being “terrible” in bed. This is what guys that can’t get laid usually say. If a girl has all the right equipment, guys don’t care if she lays there like a cadaver, as long as he has something he can stick his dick in, he doesn’t care.

      • Inmate 12236969

        You don’t have a dick so you don’t have a clue. It’s obvious you’re a dead fuck and just lay there.

      • Inmate 12236969

        Hey Spammer your mom sucked my cock last night.

      • Anonymous

        LOL That’s what you hope. A bad lay is a bad lay and it sounds like you are a bad lay.

      • kimmykimkim

        Omg, Angie! Yes they do care! If they’re any good, that is. And if they want you to just lie there, run. Run fast and far because that guy is probably a fucking weirdo and wouldn’t mind having sex with your cold corpse. Might prefer it actually.

    • theoriginal LJ

      With her money she can pay to keep them well positioned throughout her life.

    • UKCF

      This is pointless because this guy is never gonna get to fuck Kate Upton so instead he chooses to diss her. If he had her, he wouldn’t care if she just laid there.

      kimkimmmy whatever your name is. You shouldn’t have an opinion on women because you are basically a guy. You’re one of those boys girls type and so you have no idea what it is to be a beautiful women.

      • kimmykimkim

        UKCF: Considering you don’t know me, what I look like or what I’m like in bed, this time, I’ll forgive your ignorance.

      • kimmykimkim

        UKCF: After reading some of your other posts, I’m now fully aware that I’m dealing with an idiot.

  2. Zooey Deschanel White House Correspondents' Dinner
    Donald Duck
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    Meh

  3. Kate Upton White House Correspondents' Dinner
    LegMan
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    Wow.

  4. Kim Kardashian White House Correspondents' Dinner
    lawn
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    My grandma once had a couch covered in that fabric. Not this much of it, though.

  5. catapostrophe

    Grammar 101:

    “Look out for Fish and I” = “Look out for Fish” + “Look out for I”

    “Look out for Fish and me” = “Look out for Fish” + “Look out for me”

  6. Kate Upton Aziz Ansari White House Correspondents' Dinner
    catapostrophe
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    Jugs & mugs.

  7. grobpilot

    Just a hint of nipple rigidity. Perfect.

  8. Kim Kardashian White House Correspondents' Dinner
    Cock Dr
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    moo

  9. Zooey Deschanel White House Correspondents' Dinner
    catapostrophe
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    She always looks like she’s been crying, is stoned or has cataracts.

  10. Frank Burns

    Kudos to the elite members of the Fourth Estate for in one event confirming that they aren’t serious journalists watching the government, they are middle school girls watching shows on E!. And probably reading this blog. Thumbs up this comment if you are White House Press Corps!

  11. Daniel Radcliffe White House Correspondents' Dinner
    Jonas Grumby
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    I only know two sorts of boys. Mealy boys, and beef-faced boys.

  12. Zooey Deschanel White House Correspondents' Dinner
    NigelBen
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    Does she have a moustache in this picture or is just the light?

  13. Sofia Vergara White House Correspondents' Dinner
    Deacon Jones
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    perfection

  14. Kim Kardashian White House Correspondents' Dinner
    BE
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    And a hideous dress… not even fitted properly.

  15. Kim Kardashian White House Correspondents' Dinner
    guttboy
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    How demure, I wonder if she asked the President to piss on her so she could complete her urine sampling of famous Black men.

  16. Zooey Deschanel White House Correspondents' Dinner
    AAPL made me rich!
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    Her fucking iPhone commercial, ugh

  17. Kate Hudson White House Correspondents' Dinner
    undercover
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    Pointy Boob!!!!

  18. Kim Kardashian White House Correspondents' Dinner
    anonym
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    i like how obama took a shot at Kim before he took the stage.

    I’m getting tired of looking at kim’s face.

  19. Sofia Vergara White House Correspondents' Dinner
    anonym
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    curves are nice, but the face is a bit piggish

  20. Zooey Deschanel White House Correspondents' Dinner
    alex
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    Check out the pics of her without makeup….Gross.

    http://starcasm.net/archives/153708

  21. Daniel Radcliffe White House Correspondents' Dinner
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    Accio, wig!

  22. dooood

    its the first annual montgomery burns award for
    outstanding achievement in the field of excellence!

    next year the superficial crew can present the award for most and least pregnant looking.

  23. Kim Kardashian White House Correspondents' Dinner
    Archie Leach
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    I was looking at the pictures with some good wood and this fucking cunt appeared and now I can’t find my dick!

  24. Kim Kardashian White House Correspondents' Dinner
    epic orchestral composer
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  25. Kim Kardashian White House Correspondents' Dinner
    cc
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    Sorry, but velvet in April in DC is bad taste.

  26. Claire Danes White House Correspondents' Dinner
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    Okay, something must be wrong with me because here’s another celebrity I honestly thought was January Jones.

  27. Kim Kardashian White House Correspondents' Dinner
    kurageart,artistic animation and digital art
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    • Crissy

      Were you by any chance googling the word “cunt” and that’s why it lead you to THIS specific link?

  28. Kate Hudson White House Correspondents' Dinner
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    Kate Hudson reminds actresses everywhere that it’s never too early to audition for those middle-aged Lauren Bacall roles.

  29. Reese Witherspoon White House Correspondents' Dinner
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    “Okay, gotta see if I can get my chin past security! Wish me luck!”

  30. Kate Hudson White House Correspondents' Dinner
    rospo
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    classy, elegant, slim, sparkling, beautiful GREMLIN.
    (thumbs up for the same pose in the background)

  31. Kate Upton White House Correspondents' Dinner
    boing
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    can we see those stupid nips already?!

  32. Sofia Vergara White House Correspondents' Dinner
    boing
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    her face is so gross

  33. Kate Upton Aziz Ansari White House Correspondents' Dinner
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I think the medical term for Aziz’ problem is premature ejaculation.

  34. Reese Witherspoon White House Correspondents' Dinner
    boing
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    horseface-golfball chin

  35. Kate Upton Aziz Ansari White House Correspondents' Dinner
    boing
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    she looks gross in this pic.

  36. Sofia Vergara White House Correspondents' Dinner
    UKCF
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    hot all over

  37. Kate Upton White House Correspondents' Dinner
    luv4skye
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    This looks like something Susan Sarandon would wear.

  38. Elizabeth Banks White House Correspondents' Dinner
    vgirl
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    My butt pads just came in the mail today.

  39. Charlize Theron White House Correspondents' Dinner
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    She looks like she’s doing that “Aww yeeeah!” ass-slapping-and-thrusting-an-invisible-woman-from-behind thing. Wax dat ass, Charlize!

  40. Elizabeth Banks White House Correspondents' Dinner
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    I don’t know why I’m still clicking through this gallery. I mean, it’s not like there’s a picture of Malin Akerman and Elizabeth Banks making out with one another… or is there? *click click click*

  41. Reese Witherspoon White House Correspondents' Dinner
    Jon and Kate Plus Hate
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    I had a dream where she is giving me head. All of the sudden pain is shooting through my groin and blood is gushing out all over. Her chin split my taint !!!!

  42. Josh Hutcherson White House Correspondents' Dinner
    Vinjel
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    “THUMB ME”

  43. Kate Upton White House Correspondents' Dinner
    steve chavez
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    not my type at all maybe if she was 16 id be on it like white on rice

  44. Claire Danes White House Correspondents' Dinner
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    Trey Parker should stop showing up in drag at places. Seriously.

  45. Kate Upton Aziz Ansari White House Correspondents' Dinner
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    just like Koothrappali from Big Bang Theory. he cant talk to women without getting drunk either

  46. Kim Kardashian White House Correspondents' Dinner
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    200 yards of velvet & its STILL tight

  47. Reese Witherspoon White House Correspondents' Dinner
    CANTSTOPSTARING
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    How’d they let her in with a knife like that?

  48. Claire Danes White House Correspondents' Dinner
    nightlight
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    I couldn’t stand her whiney ass in that Stardust movie, she was terrible!

  49. Kim Kardashian White House Correspondents' Dinner
    Gwyneth's Organic Dildo
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    waxy face bitch

  50. Kate Upton White House Correspondents' Dinner
    Gwyneth's Organic Dildo
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    Still not getting it with this chick. Bad dye job, yellow teeth, proley face. Apart from the tits, she’s grimy and basic.

    And yes, for the record I’m both fat AND jealous.

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