Captain Janeway’s Not A Geocentrist, Everybody

By: The Superficial / April 9, 2014

So yesterday, the Internet had a goddamn field day after finding out that Kate Mulgrew narrated a documentary that presupposes maybe the geocentric model wasn’t debunked? Turns out her, and basically everyone else in it, were tricked about the documentary’s content if not selectively edited into it without their knowledge. Here’s Captain Janeway’s statement on Facebook:

“I understand there has been some controversy about my participation in a documentary called THE PRINCIPLE. Let me assure everyone that I completely agree with the eminent physicist Lawrence Krauss, who was himself misrepresented in the film, and who has written a succinct rebuttal in SLATE. I am not a geocentrist, nor am I in any way a proponent of geocentrism. More importantly, I do not subscribe to anything Robert Sungenis has written regarding science and history and, had I known of his involvement, would most certainly have avoided this documentary. I was a voice for hire, and a misinformed one, at that. I apologize for any confusion that my voice on this trailer may have caused. Kate Mulgrew”

So for the record, Lady Kirk doesn’t believe in geocentrism, but does believe the government should force a woman to carry a child to term where they can then give it up for adoption because she did it once, so what’s your fucking problem? Glad that’s cleared up. Alice Eve boobies for everyone!