Through thickest cervix, and blackest ovary,
No pregnant womb shall escape my sight.. ary.
Seen here leaving a concert in London last night, Kate Middleton has been the subject of rampant pregnancy rumors, and conveniently carrying her clutch in front of her stomach like they taught her in Princess School has the British papers aflutter demanding a urinary sample post haste! (My sources tell me Rupert Murdoch is inside her uretha as we speak.) Of course, unlike a certain cabal of whoresassins who’ll shill a pregnancy five seconds after missing their period if it suits their whore-purposes, Kate not only has to make sure she makes the proper announcement after the first trimester, but should she miscarry, by law the queen can force her to wrestle her strongest chambermaid. From there, it’s off to the horse stables where Kate must successfully birth a centaur or be forever trapped in the Teapot of Unrequited Dreams, for such are the rules of Parliament.
Photos: Pacific Coast News, Splash News
kate is (probably) pregnant
and I (definitely) don’t care.
Now where are those old pictures of her tits and ass.
Thou dost not pulleth outteth.
Foist!
Fuck!
i highly doubt that walking skeleton even menstruates.
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOO FUNNY.
Only and insecure overweight person would call her a skeleton. She’s the normal weight of someone who’s diet does not consist of BigMacs and “diet” coke.
Wow. Normal weight? I don’t think 170 cm+ tall people should weigh 40 something kilos.
170cm is 5.5 feet and 40kilos is 88lb…she’s about 5’10 and about 130lb+…tall people generally distribute their weight differently and look like they weigh less than they actually do. A normal weight for someone her height is 125-150lb (I’m 5’9, I’ve looked it up quite a few times)…obviously she’s on the thin side but not a skeleton.
haa haa nice one
Its difficult to get interested in any story that involves British people having sex. Eeewww!
What makes you think they have sex, more like doctor intervention.
So, what do you do for a living? Me, oh I sneak around behind the royal family with a camera, hoping for a gust of wind so I can get a picture of Kate Middleton’s ass. Classy!
She and Katy Perry are just yanking Fish’s chain to see if he”’ publish the story…….lol….They gottcha.
Oh good. This means I can finally have a reason to live.
Those greedy ass blue bloods are at it again. Anything too stay in power. Why haven’t the people kicked those fucking free loaders out already!
Just chop their heads like the French did.
Well, look on the bright side…if ever there was a bloodline that needed some fresh genes, the Windsors are it.
Well the choices are, hang out in the castle and do nothing or fuck…Fuck? Oh jolly good!
LOL LOL LOL!!!!!!!
Nice pins.
Indeed.
“Why yes, that is AXE Body Spray that I’m wearing.”
If Kate ever gets pregnant, the poor zygote won’t stand a chance. That starving body will suck the poor thing dry of nutrients in seconds.
“Well, it looks like I’ll be needing someone else to shag for the next seven months… Ladies?”
If Kate is pregnant, it will be the talk of the new year! I hope she is so that everyone can celebrate and a little Highness is born! I love Kate and I hope the best!
You “hope the best”? How do you know? Did you win a hoping contest?
After he has the heir, then everyone will want to know when she’s going to have the spare.
these things happen when you’re sleeping in one bed, NAIVE AMERICA!!
Really, I thought that they both have their own rooms, or that they have two small, kid sized, single beds. That’s usually how the Royals live.
Didn’t she learn anything from Teen Mom? Young parents never work out. How can they even afford diapers at their ag–dhguqwihads/…
*Sorry Dr Drew just bum-rushed my desk with an MTV crew in tow. *