By Jove, It’s The Duchess’s Knickers, It is!

After continually subjecting you to Pippa Middleton thanks to the international community deeming her hindquarters worthy of remark with its perpetual Internet traffic – I’ll have your lunch, Finland! – the least I can do is post these pics of Kate Middleton learning to never wear a dress this short while exiting a goddamn helicopter. (Good looking out, Jesus Di.) Even more embarrassing, the poor bastard in the cowboy hat has to be beheaded now for beholding the royal duchess’s ass instead of shielding her and yelling, “M’lord duke, m’lady’s bum’s breached the south entrance!” Or such is my understanding of Parliament.

Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Getty