By Jove, It’s The Duchess’s Knickers, It is!

July 8th, 2011 // 101 Comments

After continually subjecting you to Pippa Middleton thanks to the international community deeming her hindquarters worthy of remark with its perpetual Internet traffic – I’ll have your lunch, Finland! – the least I can do is post these pics of Kate Middleton learning to never wear a dress this short while exiting a goddamn helicopter. (Good looking out, Jesus Di.) Even more embarrassing, the poor bastard in the cowboy hat has to be beheaded now for beholding the royal duchess’s ass instead of shielding her and yelling, “M’lord duke, m’lady’s bum’s breached the south entrance!” Or such is my understanding of Parliament.

Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Getty

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  1. Vivian

    Princess Diana was no stranger to situations like these, I read somewhere she used to her designers to add weight to her hemlines to prevent unnecessary exposure.. Someone should tell Kate about that trick, she’s gonna need it a lot.

  2. Jared

    I spy male pattern baldness beginning on that Prince

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    Anna
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    too bad you have to stop eating for that…

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    djs
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    holy hell she has hot legs

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    michele
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    bitch.

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    gilorio128
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    that bitch better put out everyday oherwise OFF WITH HER HEAD!

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    KOOOL GUY!did,ya,call!
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    ::oooppppppppppppppp,OOOPSSSSSSSSSS!!,,.,.HAPPY SUMMER GREETINGS TO THE HAPPY:;COUPLE FROM THERE PILE! KOOL GUY!;;

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    15piecesofflare
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    Marilyn!

  9. Lilian W.M.

    hehehe, the princess doesnt seem to notice. its embarassing though..

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    My Left Nut
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    Beeuutiful!!

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    Abbie muendo
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    aaai she should learn how to dress well though the dress is smart but too short..

  12. samuel

    even with no lips she is still quite hot… hotter than pippa… who has no lips either…

  13. KOOL GUY

    llllwhat ,a,,,,,,,,delght to see the royal!”‘new couple!”‘;;;AMEN “‘AMEN!”‘SAYS THE CHURCH!”

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    Peeper
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    that shit is gold!!

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    Darr247
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    You lie! There aren’t any panties in those shots, ’cause she told me she wasn’t even wearing any that day.

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    mike hunt
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    tiiigght

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    jason
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    pantyhose with NO panties?? she’s a keeper!!

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    YTBOY
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    These are what you call “Royal Limbs” I give it a Two Thumbs Up!!!

  19. friend from far away

    I don’t get it, it’s not bad enough that Princess Diana was hounded to her death. These beautiful people are being hounded with the idea to shame them. Everyone has a right to live without worrying about some looser photographer trying to catch them in a bad light. I pity those that try to shame or dishonor anyone. Remember what goes around comes around. Printing pictures like this is disgusting and morally wrong. Leave them alone and let them try to help our country.

  20. Holy Cheeks………nobody else…………..but the Prince.

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