After continually subjecting you to Pippa Middleton thanks to the international community deeming her hindquarters worthy of remark with its perpetual Internet traffic – I’ll have your lunch, Finland! – the least I can do is post these pics of Kate Middleton learning to never wear a dress this short while exiting a goddamn helicopter. (Good looking out, Jesus Di.) Even more embarrassing, the poor bastard in the cowboy hat has to be beheaded now for beholding the royal duchess’s ass instead of shielding her and yelling, “M’lord duke, m’lady’s bum’s breached the south entrance!” Or such is my understanding of Parliament.
Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Getty
Still not hot
wrong.
Piss off then. I think she’s right fair, I do. Even find meself wundrin just how a bloke might ask a princess to drop her knickers enough to let him in the tradesmans entrance. I reckon Willies had his willy in her backside a bit by now. Saved it for her weddin night I’ll wager.
Get a life!
guy rossi – you;re out of your mind. she’s banging. you have to keep in mind he could only choose from british chicks.
or cocks.
Since when? Most of them marry germans.
Would you like to kiss her ass??
royal.
I’m not trying to be funny but she’s really not all that. She looks good in some pics but then looks very old in others.
http://primetime.unrealitytv.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/pippa-middleton-460×275.jpg
http://www1.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Celebrity%2BFront%2BRow%2BDay%2B5%2BLFW%2BAutumn%2BWinter%2Bj_K7ZfZHPKMl.jpg
(With Her Hot Sister)
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/07/22/article-1201300-05CB541D000005DC-78_468x796.jpg
Leave off “That Guy”, you’re obviously some shyte female. The Duchess’ arse is FIT!!! I so would!!
“The Dutchess” is Kate, not Pippa. The photos you posted are of Pippa.
You fail! That’s Pippa Middleton you posted, you douche.
Exceptional. Thats fat free. They must’ve had a knights at the round table with thousands of pics of females for the Prince to pick. And he sure did.
Ha ha hahaha… that was funny :)
GREAT body. No cellulite. She’s already doing better from behind than most American women.
Personally speaking.. picture number four has made it all worth it.
good god yes! flawless.
If that wind could have just fluffed it just a bit higher….
I thought knickers meant underwear. Im looking and I dont see anything but skin
I though the same thing..no underwear. The Queen Mother must’ve shit herself, because I don’t even see a sign of a slip.
The Queen mother won’t be doing anything she’s been dead since 2002.
It’s called a thong
Actually the ‘skin’ you see is in fact her pantyhose (never realized what a weird word that was) because she wears them with everything, also her panties are the same color as her dress therefore it creates something of an optical illusion. A lot of women (myself included) match our underwear with our outerwear as often as possible.
Wow where’d you learn so much about undergarments? I think she’s going commando.
The Queen’s ass is hot.
booo, rubbish, she’s bleedin 85
“Canadian cheese is like Duchess Kate’s legs…a mighty fine spread, fit for a king!”
Thank you thank you thank you. I love looking at nasty, flabby D-list celebs as much as anyone, but to see a smokin’ hot set of gams like hers is a breath of fresh air.
Right on the money!
Prince Billy did very well picking this one.
Hope he can handle lifetime monogamy….his parent’s weren’t too good at it.
His butler and personal valet will always bend over on a moment’s request, and she’ll never have a clue. The Royals have long had it sorted out. It’s the eccentrics who go off base for sexual kicks.
Did we not learn from Diana yet?
The last royal I saw have an ass reveal was Princess Anne, back in the day – also helicopter uplift. And her ass was nowhere near as good.
So no, we haven’t learned anything from Diana.
…either you watched way too much monty python, or not enough.
I’d buy that for a dollar.
What is it with Middleton chicks and their asses? Holy Fuck, I’d tap the mom just based on this picture.
Yeah, i’d need two cowboy hats to hide my boner too.
sweet hiney
Niiiiice! This is definitely her best angle. I’ll just have to save this pic as my wallpaper. That’s normal, right?
She looks better from behind!
I…I don’t…um…when’s the hot part?
Does anyone else get the vibe that William is a major dork and a total fuckup and his entire squadron hates him?
spammers get ass cancer
this spammer also gets ass cancer
I don’t like Spam!!!
froooaaarrr lol, for a bird of the rose that’s a bit of ooroight. shalnt be tossing off to it tho, savin me bolleaux for me birfday or LA.
aww cobblers! scoured the internets for that pic of when the same thing happened to jesus di, but alas it’s absconded with said late princess.
This says pantie shot.. all I see is cheek, and an undershirt in the first. Thong? Nothing at all?!? I bet she’s a freak.. a true princess :-P
I wish they would have shown Will’s Willy instead ..
This woman is better than Pippa in every way. Well done, Prince Willie!
She looks “sans undergarments,” she does.
She is beautiful , highly educated and very personable . One of the world’s finest !
ugh she’s so plain jane it’s revolting all the attention. same was the case with diana. so much rather see amelia spencer, now that’s a hot piece of royal arse
I’d be smiling too!
Very nice.
Reminds me of when I used to hang out in the mall all night in jr high waiting for hot chicks to go up the escalators.
1st or 2nd cousins.
The parade in Calgary is in about an hour (which is half the reason they’re here today).. I’ll be sure to cop a feel for you guys. Maybe Fish can report about her security killing me (I’m important)
it’ll be a great day for canada and therefore the world
As is tradition
one thing: JUST BE THANKFULL, folks.
Have you realized yet that no one understands or responds to a thing that you write?
I can’t wait for them to divorce just like his mom.
first william needs to take up with a wearwolf like chlamydia porker-balls
so mean Prince Williams is banging Snooki or Nicole Eggert?
looolll
Kate’s ass is as smooth as that child’s head.
At least she’s wearing respectable steins!
You are the wind beneath my winged panty liner.
There is nothing there.
http://www.thesuperficial.com will now be changing their name to “Royal Ministry for Public Undergarment Checking and Documentation”.
Just a hint for you folks.
News: Royals go knickerless.
Not News: Royals wear knickers.
Pippa who? Now that’s an ass. Sorry, sis.
She’s not wearing any panties.
She’s going to get a royal buggering later on. Tally ho!
Too bad he’s not Jewish. That dome’s built for a yamaka.
Another fucking non-story from the guys who brought you daily pictures of a dwarf and a his dog. We’ve seen more of her in the past in bathing suit pictures taken on holiday. Oh, BTW, Fish, we know it is in the news and half the sites on the net are posting it, that is the reason, you shouldn’t be, NOT the reason you should…WTF to the originality that used to be the hallmark of the Superficial?
Wow. That’s a thing of beauty, folks.
The Canadian mint should press a special series of coins with this image of her ass on one side instead of the Queen’s face. Just think ‘jingling your change’ could take on a whole new meaning.
lol@ her arm. That reminds me, it’s lunch time!