By Jove, It’s The Duchess’s Knickers, It is!

July 8th, 2011 // 102 Comments

After continually subjecting you to Pippa Middleton thanks to the international community deeming her hindquarters worthy of remark with its perpetual Internet traffic – I’ll have your lunch, Finland! – the least I can do is post these pics of Kate Middleton learning to never wear a dress this short while exiting a goddamn helicopter. (Good looking out, Jesus Di.) Even more embarrassing, the poor bastard in the cowboy hat has to be beheaded now for beholding the royal duchess’s ass instead of shielding her and yelling, “M’lord duke, m’lady’s bum’s breached the south entrance!” Or such is my understanding of Parliament.

Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Getty

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  1. guy rossi

    Still not hot

  2. jtease

    guy rossi – you;re out of your mind. she’s banging. you have to keep in mind he could only choose from british chicks.

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    snarl
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    royal.

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    Then, why do I see rough in your eyes?
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    Exceptional. Thats fat free. They must’ve had a knights at the round table with thousands of pics of females for the Prince to pick. And he sure did.

  5. Shyt

    GREAT body. No cellulite. She’s already doing better from behind than most American women.

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    Personally speaking.. picture number four has made it all worth it.

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    Cardinal Fang
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    If that wind could have just fluffed it just a bit higher….

  8. devilsrain

    I thought knickers meant underwear. Im looking and I dont see anything but skin

    • Facebook Me

      I though the same thing..no underwear. The Queen Mother must’ve shit herself, because I don’t even see a sign of a slip.

    • rican

      It’s called a thong

    • Esoteric

      Actually the ‘skin’ you see is in fact her pantyhose (never realized what a weird word that was) because she wears them with everything, also her panties are the same color as her dress therefore it creates something of an optical illusion. A lot of women (myself included) match our underwear with our outerwear as often as possible.

  9. Venom

    The Queen’s ass is hot.

  10. vitobonespur

    “Canadian cheese is like Duchess Kate’s legs…a mighty fine spread, fit for a king!”

  11. DrunkRussian

    Thank you thank you thank you. I love looking at nasty, flabby D-list celebs as much as anyone, but to see a smokin’ hot set of gams like hers is a breath of fresh air.

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    Cock Dr
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    Prince Billy did very well picking this one.
    Hope he can handle lifetime monogamy….his parent’s weren’t too good at it.

    • Dr Ha-Ha

      His butler and personal valet will always bend over on a moment’s request, and she’ll never have a clue. The Royals have long had it sorted out. It’s the eccentrics who go off base for sexual kicks.

  13. bdawg

    Did we not learn from Diana yet?

  14. SMB

    …either you watched way too much monty python, or not enough.

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    I’d buy that for a dollar.

  16. Kate Middleton Panty Flash Upskirt Wardrobe Malfunction
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    What is it with Middleton chicks and their asses? Holy Fuck, I’d tap the mom just based on this picture.

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    Yeah, i’d need two cowboy hats to hide my boner too.

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    jt
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    sweet hiney

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    kimmykimkim
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    Niiiiice! This is definitely her best angle. I’ll just have to save this pic as my wallpaper. That’s normal, right?

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    Christine
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    She looks better from behind!

  21. Motorboat Captain

    I…I don’t…um…when’s the hot part?

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    Motorboat Captain
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    Does anyone else get the vibe that William is a major dork and a total fuckup and his entire squadron hates him?

  23. Any Guy

    spammers get ass cancer

  24. Any Guy

    this spammer also gets ass cancer

  25. froooaaarrr lol, for a bird of the rose that’s a bit of ooroight. shalnt be tossing off to it tho, savin me bolleaux for me birfday or LA.

    aww cobblers! scoured the internets for that pic of when the same thing happened to jesus di, but alas it’s absconded with said late princess.

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    faq u
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    This says pantie shot.. all I see is cheek, and an undershirt in the first. Thong? Nothing at all?!? I bet she’s a freak.. a true princess :-P

  27. mcbeefs queer

    I wish they would have shown Will’s Willy instead ..

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    Butterherupthebumm
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    This woman is better than Pippa in every way. Well done, Prince Willie!

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    Pip pip cheery-o
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    She looks “sans undergarments,” she does.

  30. See Alice

    She is beautiful , highly educated and very personable . One of the world’s finest !

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    Deacon Jones
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    I’d be smiling too!

  32. Deacon Jones

    Very nice.

    Reminds me of when I used to hang out in the mall all night in jr high waiting for hot chicks to go up the escalators.

  33. zomgbie

    1st or 2nd cousins.

  34. Drew

    The parade in Calgary is in about an hour (which is half the reason they’re here today).. I’ll be sure to cop a feel for you guys. Maybe Fish can report about her security killing me (I’m important)

  35. the captain

    one thing: JUST BE THANKFULL, folks.

  36. I can’t wait for them to divorce just like his mom.

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    Rebacon
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    Kate’s ass is as smooth as that child’s head.

  38. pippylongstockings

    At least she’s wearing respectable steins!

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    KC
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    You are the wind beneath my winged panty liner.

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    Soupofdefish
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    There is nothing there.

  41. Anonymous

    http://www.thesuperficial.com will now be changing their name to “Royal Ministry for Public Undergarment Checking and Documentation”.

    Just a hint for you folks.

    News: Royals go knickerless.
    Not News: Royals wear knickers.

  42. Pippa who? Now that’s an ass. Sorry, sis.

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    Nik
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    She’s not wearing any panties.

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    Double D
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    She’s going to get a royal buggering later on. Tally ho!

  45. Too bad he’s not Jewish. That dome’s built for a yamaka.

  46. The Critical Crassness

    Another fucking non-story from the guys who brought you daily pictures of a dwarf and a his dog. We’ve seen more of her in the past in bathing suit pictures taken on holiday. Oh, BTW, Fish, we know it is in the news and half the sites on the net are posting it, that is the reason, you shouldn’t be, NOT the reason you should…WTF to the originality that used to be the hallmark of the Superficial?

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    The Everlasting Know-it-all
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    Wow. That’s a thing of beauty, folks.

  48. cc

    The Canadian mint should press a special series of coins with this image of her ass on one side instead of the Queen’s face. Just think ‘jingling your change’ could take on a whole new meaning.

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    Curious Troll
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    lol@ her arm. That reminds me, it’s lunch time!

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