Kate Middleton Crop Dusting Kids Is The Crap We Missed

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed where I started off by implying the future Queen of England farted in little kids’ faces, so you know it’s only going downhill from there. Which is why you’re getting Ashton Kutcher’s asscrack, Melanie Griffith’s camel toe, Blac Chyna naked (not really, but you’ll bitch about it anyway), the penis button taking hold of a man’s mind, and a very special treat at the end. Because the whole time I was putting this post together I thought it was Friday and just now realized it isn’t. I’m a salty bitch, aren’t I?

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