Kate Major Really Wants Michael Lohan To Think She’s Pregnant

November 15th, 2011 // 41 Comments

Because Kate Major is an idiot, here she is pretending she’s so famous the paparazzi follow her into drug stores and that this isn’t at all an orchestrated attempt to make Michael Lohan sweat by thinking she’s pregnant. And don’t get me wrong, I’m not ruling out she might actually be pregnant because, again, Kate Major’s an idiot and probably hasn’t stopped to consider she’s carrying the child of a career deadbeat dad. This kid isn’t even born yet, and Michael Lohan’s already robbed its college fund. That’s how quick he is. And if Kate’s dumb enough to think Lindsay‘s going to help out her new baby sister, perhaps she should take a good, hard look at Dina and try to convince herself that’s not a woman who wouldn’t toss a baby off a cliff if it cost her one nail appointment. So, I’ll just go ahead and leave this here:

http://www.plannedparenthood.org

Photo: Pacific Coast News

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  1. it had to be said

    He’s cheap too, so she might want to watch out for the vag kick . . .

    • Artofwar

      …Or the ol’ baseball bat to the back of the skull– oops I didn’t know that flight of stairs could be so detrimental to your health maneuver. That one there never fails during times when two birds have to be killed with one stone….Artofwar

  2. Chinto

    How low on the paparazzi food chain do you have to be to follow this nobody into a Walgreens?

  3. Frank Burns

    Nah, this is how she tells if the Thanksgiving turkey is done. A ‘+’ means its eatin’ time, unless the herpes test says the mashed potatoes ain’t ready! And is a scrotum!

  4. Can

    In my history, Planned Parenthood never assisted me with the cost of “fixing a problem”. So she’s kinda ehfed either way. DAMN YOU, ACRYLIC TOE NAILS!

  5. Kate Major Pregnancy Test
    jessie
    Commented on this photo:

    is she really pretending she can’t see the paparazzi standing right next to her, like its coincidence. what a dumb famewhore bitch.

  6. Deacon Jones

    This cunt is even more of a fame whore than Kim K, if that’s possible

  7. Dagens24

    Did you guys know that 99% of Planned Parenthood’s business is abortions?*

    *This statement is not meant to be taken as a factual statement.

    • Can

      Is this Bill O’Reilly? :D

      • Inmate 12236969

        No but that’s how they make the majority of their money.

      • TomFrank

        No, it’s Arizona Senator John Kyl: “If you want an abortion, you go to Planned Parenthood, and that’s well over 90 percent of what Planned Parenthood does.”

        In point of fact, abortion accounts for 3% of Planned Parenthood services. Called on his bullshit, Kyl’s press secretary replied, “His remark was not intended to be a factual statement.”

        Inmate’s statement above is also bullshit.

  8. cc

    I think she’s in trouble…from the looks of it she’s getting a cheap calculator confused with a pregnancy test.

    “What the….? 1.02 x 10^23! I am having twins on Oct 23rd?”

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    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    The blogger posted the Planned Parenthood website link…..I think I’m gonna cry.
    I will absolutely cry if another Lohan spawn is brought into the world. Those are bad genes. BAD

  10. forrest gump

    don’t talk rubbish.
    IT’S JUST A BIG TURD, folks!!

  11. Kate Major Pregnancy Test
    Chinto
    Commented on this photo:

    Nancy Grace sure looks sad. She must have been voted off Dancing with the stars.

  12. Holy f#$%. Faking getting “caught” by the paparazzi buying a prgnancy test is the new nip slip. Let see…How many desperate media whores have done this one already? Kim K, Karissa Shannon, Britney Spears, Heidi Montag…

  13. D

    Why do people think it’s a big deal when a female buys a pregnancy test? Most of the time when I buy mine, it’s just checking to make sure I’m not!! Some birth control methods you don’t have a period and it’s just a precaution.

    • CranAppleSnapple

      Yeah, not in the case of this famewhore. She’s absolutely trying to get attention. I would fully expect her to start wearing a belly cushion and shopping around her sob story about being an unwed troglodyte knocked up by an inbred troglodyte.

  14. horseshack

    Meanwhile, Michael can remember where left his other fuzzy bunny slipper.

  15. Kate Major Pregnancy Test
    maeby
    Commented on this photo:

    Those are vitamins

  16. MJB

    Just what the world needs. More Lohan douchelings.

  17. Inmate 12236969

    I watched her on Celb-Rehab on Hulu last month and that is one stupid, crazy bitch.

  18. Keep it Positive

    Nice fake chanel bag. ugh.

  19. Schmidtler

    heh, whatever – it’s nothing a good swift kick to the lady parts won’t solve.

  20. Sara

    Wow! That has got to be one of the saddest, most pathetic acts I have ever seen. Girlfriend needs to understand that letting Michael Lohan fuck you in the bum bum does not make you a celebrity.

  21. Jackie

    Know how they test for pregnancy at the doctor’s office? By having you pee on something. The level of accuracy is the same. The level of confidentiality is the only difference. No “celebrity” has ever purchased a home pregnancy test for any reason other than to be seen. I suppose if you’re American, getting tested by a doctor is more expensive than buying a test in the drug store. But unless this woman is an impoverished teenager I’m pretty sure she could afford a doctor’s discretion if she wanted it.

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    alexa
    Commented on this photo:

    there was some cheeseburger left over on my bottom lip.

  23. Kate Major Pregnancy Test
    lexi
    Commented on this photo:

    someone told me if i do this you cant see my double chin as easily.

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    Gabs
    Commented on this photo:

    this story is stupid do your research that’s women’s vitamins geez

  25. kara

    I’m confused if she doesn’t know yet for sure if shes prego (we know this because she is buying a pregnancy test) than why in the hell would she be buying prenatal vitamins and what looks like a baby name book for boy names already? Kind of fishy

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