Kate Hudson Pulled a Britney

September 26th, 2011 // 44 Comments

Here’s a drunken Kate Hudson getting out of a car in London and not even caring that she’s giving the paparazzi a clear shot of Matt Bellamy‘s latest “muse.” (Ha, get it? Because he’s in that band? I’ll kill myself now.) It’s like she opened the door and went, “Wow, you really want this shot? Hey, I’ve had two kids, it’s your funeral. Just hold on while I move this third lip out of the way, and oh yeah, you heard me. They don’t tell you about that little side effect on TLC. It’s all Asian babies and Dutch Wonderland, rat bastards.”

Photo: Pacific Coast News


  1. Truth, just-ice and the rough way

    Too dry. Being clinical not sexual.

  2. lindsay's mom

    where’s the droopy beef flaps action stupid bitch!

  3. Kate Hudson Upskirt Panty Flash
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    It’s not really a Britney if she’s got on underwear.

  4. Clarence Beeks

    She’s wearing panties. Who give a fuck? they shouldn’t be crouched for the upskirt shot anyway.

  5. puhleez

    I expected to see vagina. wtf

  6. She’s still kinda hot even in mid walk of shame.

  7. Looks like she passed out somewhere along the way. She has those lines on her legs that you get when you pass out in an uncomfortable position for too long.

  8. When you said “Pulled a Britney” I was expecting to find a story about Kate finishing off a Family Sized bag of Cheetos, a case of Coors and a box of Ding Dongs for breakfast.

  9. Kate Hudson Upskirt Panty Flash
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    The blogger insults Ms Hudson with the BritBrit compare.
    Ms Hudson has the good sense to wear panties. Here’s proof.

  10. EmmaWatson's Vagina

    oh even something like this she couldn’t interesting.

  11. Kate Hudson Upskirt Panty Flash
    Do Freebird
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m just shocked that she put her hand up and the paps didn’t immedietly stop taking pictures.

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    Richard McBeef
    Commented on this photo:

    No, she isn’t wearing panties.
    Yes, her vulva is made of smooshed marshmallows.

  13. Kate Hudson Upskirt Panty Flash
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    This is ridiculous, the paparazzi should have more respect for these ladies. There needs to be a law in place that bands them form shooting between womens legs. As if we all need to know. No respect whatsoever!!

    • Deryn

      Ah ha ha ha ha, I love sarcastically indignant and righteous comments on Superficial. “Ladies!” Snort.

      • jasmine

        pics like this are akin to sexual harassment and are quite frankly sick. it’s one thing to see this in person because the lady got out of her car really messily. it’s another to purposefully point your camera there, take a zoomed in photo, and then publish it around the world. if any of you people that like this junk try to defend what i said–you’re just showing yourselves to be sick pigs yourselves. and yes, there should be a law against this. wtf??

      • suck it

        Well to be fair, they were taking pictures as she was exiting her car, not zoomed in between her legs waiting for the crotch shot. Yes they still published it which is messed up. On the other hand, you should know better to not to exit the car like that when wearing a skirt and when their are cameras around. This is like basic celebrity common sense.

      • Richard McBeef

        The Supreme Court has ruled, on several occasions now, that celebrity crotches are in the public domain.

    • Here is an idea.

      Don’t get sloppy drunk and flash your twat. The dress was either picked out by her or one of her assistants. She already knew it had the possibility to show off her mudflaps.

    • robynnn

      get over it. the public wants celebrity crotch, the public gets celebrity crotch. you know you looked at every single picture in this post, perv. you disgust me.

  14. Cardiff Giant

    Ha! As if asians are tall enough for the rides at Dutch Wonderland.

  15. fanny n freddie

    what a motherfucking BULLSHIT headline

  16. Kate Hudson Upskirt Panty Flash
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    wish i was a celeb so i wouldnt feel guilty for leaving my newborn long enough to go get wasted and have people take pics of my crotch

  17. Is “Britney” the new code word for looking like day-old ass?

  18. Kate Hudson Upskirt Panty Flash
    Joe Blow
    Commented on this photo:

    What do I see? I see panties.

    What don’t I see? Beef curtains.

    You promised me beef curtains, you bastard!

  19. direchef


  20. Where I come from “Pulling a Britney” involves getting smashed, eating $15 worth of Taco Bell and then sleeping through a horrendous dump the next day.

  21. Kate Hudson Upskirt Panty Flash
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    Should have her sorry ass at home looking after her children, instead of schlepping around drunk….what is wrong with these people?

  22. forrest gump

    if this eaxaggerating & sick woman was the last living woman on this planet I would continue my life as a single dude, folks.
    in other words: I HATE THIS NON AMERICAN!!

  23. Oh bullshit. She’s completely drunk, yes, but she’s at least wearing underwear, and what’s with these preverted photogs who lie in the street to get up-skirt shots? What a bunch of losers.

  24. Kate Hudson Upskirt Panty Flash
    Commented on this photo:

    In the industry..”Pulling a Britney” means….”Flopping out of a car with your roast beef curtain dangling to your knees”.

  25. EricLr

    In her defense, if I had to be Kate Hudson, I would drink a lot too.

  26. Leo Cocksuckerian

    nice shoes, too.

  27. Kate Hudson Upskirt Panty Flash
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    Robin Leach is a chauffeur now?

  28. Kate Hudson Upskirt Panty Flash
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    MArilyn Manson?

  29. Kate Hudson Upskirt Panty Flash
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    No crotch shots over 40 please…..that’s just gross

  30. Kate Hudson Upskirt Panty Flash
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    looks good to me

  31. Kate Hudson Upskirt Panty Flash
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    she looks rough!

  32. gigi

    oh, she’s drunk? damn, I thought she’d been crying… Matt dump her yet?

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