Here’s a drunken Kate Hudson getting out of a car in London and not even caring that she’s giving the paparazzi a clear shot of Matt Bellamy‘s latest “muse.” (Ha, get it? Because he’s in that band? I’ll kill myself now.) It’s like she opened the door and went, “Wow, you really want this shot? Hey, I’ve had two kids, it’s your funeral. Just hold on while I move this third lip out of the way, and oh yeah, you heard me. They don’t tell you about that little side effect on TLC. It’s all Asian babies and Dutch Wonderland, rat bastards.”
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Too dry. Being clinical not sexual.
where’s the droopy beef flaps action stupid bitch!
It’s not really a Britney if she’s got on underwear.
She’s wearing panties. Who give a fuck? they shouldn’t be crouched for the upskirt shot anyway.
yeah the headline threw me, guess pulling a britney means wearing underwear now. who’da thunk..
I though it meant leaving the house with no makeup and cheetos remnants on her fingers.
Britney is now code for panties on the internet. Better update Urban Dictionary. Oh, and I agree on the “who gives a fuck.” Maybe in high school while watching “Pretty In Pink.”
I expected to see vagina. wtf
She’s still kinda hot even in mid walk of shame.
Looks like she passed out somewhere along the way. She has those lines on her legs that you get when you pass out in an uncomfortable position for too long.
When you said “Pulled a Britney” I was expecting to find a story about Kate finishing off a Family Sized bag of Cheetos, a case of Coors and a box of Ding Dongs for breakfast.
The blogger insults Ms Hudson with the BritBrit compare.
Ms Hudson has the good sense to wear panties. Here’s proof.
oh even something like this she couldn’t interesting.
I’m just shocked that she put her hand up and the paps didn’t immedietly stop taking pictures.
No, she isn’t wearing panties.
Yes, her vulva is made of smooshed marshmallows.
Her dry cleaning bills must be awful.
This is ridiculous, the paparazzi should have more respect for these ladies. There needs to be a law in place that bands them form shooting between womens legs. As if we all need to know. No respect whatsoever!!
Ah ha ha ha ha, I love sarcastically indignant and righteous comments on Superficial. “Ladies!” Snort.
pics like this are akin to sexual harassment and are quite frankly sick. it’s one thing to see this in person because the lady got out of her car really messily. it’s another to purposefully point your camera there, take a zoomed in photo, and then publish it around the world. if any of you people that like this junk try to defend what i said–you’re just showing yourselves to be sick pigs yourselves. and yes, there should be a law against this. wtf??
Well to be fair, they were taking pictures as she was exiting her car, not zoomed in between her legs waiting for the crotch shot. Yes they still published it which is messed up. On the other hand, you should know better to not to exit the car like that when wearing a skirt and when their are cameras around. This is like basic celebrity common sense.
The Supreme Court has ruled, on several occasions now, that celebrity crotches are in the public domain.
Here is an idea.
Don’t get sloppy drunk and flash your twat. The dress was either picked out by her or one of her assistants. She already knew it had the possibility to show off her mudflaps.
get over it. the public wants celebrity crotch, the public gets celebrity crotch. you know you looked at every single picture in this post, perv. you disgust me.
Ha! As if asians are tall enough for the rides at Dutch Wonderland.
what a motherfucking BULLSHIT headline
wish i was a celeb so i wouldnt feel guilty for leaving my newborn long enough to go get wasted and have people take pics of my crotch
Is “Britney” the new code word for looking like day-old ass?
Nice
What do I see? I see panties.
What don’t I see? Beef curtains.
You promised me beef curtains, you bastard!
Skank
Where I come from “Pulling a Britney” involves getting smashed, eating $15 worth of Taco Bell and then sleeping through a horrendous dump the next day.
Should have her sorry ass at home looking after her children, instead of schlepping around drunk….what is wrong with these people?
if this eaxaggerating & sick woman was the last living woman on this planet I would continue my life as a single dude, folks.
in other words: I HATE THIS NON AMERICAN!!
Shouldn’t you be forrest grump?
Oh bullshit. She’s completely drunk, yes, but she’s at least wearing underwear, and what’s with these preverted photogs who lie in the street to get up-skirt shots? What a bunch of losers.
In the industry..”Pulling a Britney” means….”Flopping out of a car with your roast beef curtain dangling to your knees”.
In her defense, if I had to be Kate Hudson, I would drink a lot too.
nice shoes, too.
Robin Leach is a chauffeur now?
MArilyn Manson?
No crotch shots over 40 please…..that’s just gross
looks good to me
she looks rough!
oh, she’s drunk? damn, I thought she’d been crying… Matt dump her yet?