Kate Hudson Named Her Son ‘Bing’

You and I both know there was only one way to present this news.

Via Matt Bellamy’s Twitter:

So happy! Just had a baby boy, Bingham “Bing” Hawn Bellamy. Born 7Ib 12Oz, on 9th July.

Meanwhile in Seattle, Bill Gates looked out his window muttering, “Yes, yes, all according to plan…,” followed by maniacal laughter and talk of carving the word “Bing” into the moon with a super-laser. Or “Phase 2″ as it’d come to be known in company documents.

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