You and I both know there was only one way to present this news.
So happy! Just had a baby boy, Bingham “Bing” Hawn Bellamy. Born 7Ib 12Oz, on 9th July.
Meanwhile in Seattle, Bill Gates looked out his window muttering, “Yes, yes, all according to plan…,” followed by maniacal laughter and talk of carving the word “Bing” into the moon with a super-laser. Or “Phase 2″ as it’d come to be known in company documents.
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her ass is FANTASTIC – WOW. first? (looks that way)
This pics are years old, but yeah, excellent work here. She knocked it out of the park with this one.
thanks for those old pics, the one time she did look fuckin amazing.
kid should pretend he’s named after that titty bar on 17 in lodi (satin dolls, aka the bing)
LOS LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINKS!
Why not GOOGLE??????
Her ass looks like a pair of chicken cutlets. Delicious, cage-free chicken cutlets.
First Name should be Bada; Bada Bing!
left a comment ….and a jizzy rope on my monitor
skinny fat, however. no muscle tone = sag in about two years.
I have witnessed this. It is true.
These pictures are from over 3 years ago (March 7th, 2008: http://www.thesuperficial.com/kate_hudson_went_to_miami_for-03-2008 ), her ass still looked pretty damn good pre-pregnancy last summer (2 years after by my count).
I guess we’ll have to see if she can bounce back from pregnancy, oh wait she already did in the pictures above…
She’s gonna name another kid “Bong” and then stand them outside the front door of the house when the doorbell breaks. Its what you call “planning ahead”.
or they’re on the radio.. bing-bong, traffic and weather on the 8′s
Of course she named her kid Bing. Because children are things, and names play no role in their social development.
You’re just pissed cuz your mom named you Joffrey.
It probably is something from Bing Crosby – Microsoft wasn’t the first person to come up with the name Bing… and Microsoft’s Bing will be dead before that kid is in elementary school anyway.
BTW. Fantastic ass shot.
It’s true – I work with a guy named Bing. It was funny for about three and a half days when the search engine launched. And then? Nothing.
Here I thought it was a Friends reference. Even though I don’t care for Ms Hudson I have on occasion wanted to bite that Ass
That is so much fugly on the front-end – no tits, quadruple chin, flabby belly, and so great from behind, that yes, I’ll have to do her doggie. Also, then she doesn’t get to see my quadruple chin, flabby belly, and mantits.
Actually she named him Bingham shit head
Ja! Das ist eine fantastiche Heiney!!!!!
I like the name Bing – remember Bing Crosby?
I especially like Ms. Hudson’s rear in these pics. What a nice bubble butt and she is not afraid to show it.
I wonder how much Microsoft paid her for that.
Good God this woman has THE most spectacular arse in the world. Ever. That is all. Thank you.
That’s some fine ass candy.
What is this story about? Never got past the picture.
Hopefully, if they named him after Bing Crosby, it is because of his singing and not his ‘awesome’ parenting skills.
Here’s another one, sheesh, take the make-up off and she is really hard to look at. Fish, I think your standards have dropped of a cliff.
Her ass is nice here…but her mom’s was better ;)
Her ass is so nice, because her baby came out of Bill Bellamy’s vagina.
Bing Cherry?
Can I call him him Chandler when he gets older?
Can I call her an idiot?
I’m just gonna go ahead a place a call now to DFS to report the malnourishment of that child.
Newsflash: Gates no longer runs Microsoft, and Bing wasn’t his brainfart.
Why do celebrites hate their kids?
I’d nail that ass!
Did the baby come out flawed? Well, he got 4/5 stars, so lets just call him Bing instead of Bingo…close enough.
her ass is nice but her waist is not. spoils the whole thing.
Bing and done?
Bing and done? Let’s hope.
dat ass
She named it in honor of me!
Ned… Ryerson. “Needlenose Ned”? “Ned the Head”? C’mon, buddy. Case Western High. I did the whistling belly-button trick at the high school talent show? Bing. Ned Ryerson, got the shingles real bad senior year, almost didn’t graduate? Bing, again.
Because “Bingham” is just so much less stupid.
“So I named the kid “Bing” because that was the EXACT sound that came out of my anus when he was born.”
Dear Kate,
Do you remeber when you ass looked this good? I hope so, cause it will never loo the same again.
Old pictures, but nice ass
Go pedal your crappy shit somewhere else, fuckface!
Screw the son’s name, that’s an AWESOME tush!!!
and adolf is clearly a girl thats jealous
A nice ass taken down a couple of notches by an horrible boy-style bottoms.
When asked why she named her son “Bing”, Hudson replied “because ‘Ask Jeeves’ is a girls name”.
A storybook ass fo sho.
I did not know Kate had such a bubble!
she so overrated, ugly and flat chested
My god…awesome body…I’ve never been this hard looking at her. Things are going to get real messy in a few minutes…..