Kate Hudson Named Her Son ‘Bing’

July 14th, 2011 // 54 Comments

You and I both know there was only one way to present this news.

Via Matt Bellamy’s Twitter:

So happy! Just had a baby boy, Bingham “Bing” Hawn Bellamy. Born 7Ib 12Oz, on 9th July.

Meanwhile in Seattle, Bill Gates looked out his window muttering, “Yes, yes, all according to plan…,” followed by maniacal laughter and talk of carving the word “Bing” into the moon with a super-laser. Or “Phase 2″ as it’d come to be known in company documents.

Photos: Splash News


  1. krutboo

    her ass is FANTASTIC – WOW. first? (looks that way)

  2. cheezbox

    This pics are years old, but yeah, excellent work here. She knocked it out of the park with this one.

  3. thanks for those old pics, the one time she did look fuckin amazing.

    kid should pretend he’s named after that titty bar on 17 in lodi (satin dolls, aka the bing)

  4. parasonic


  5. ZigZagZoey

    Why not GOOGLE??????

  6. Jack

    Her ass looks like a pair of chicken cutlets. Delicious, cage-free chicken cutlets.

  7. Bada

    First Name should be Bada; Bada Bing!

  8. ok

    left a comment ….and a jizzy rope on my monitor

  9. TurkusMaximus

    skinny fat, however. no muscle tone = sag in about two years.

  10. Frank Burns

    She’s gonna name another kid “Bong” and then stand them outside the front door of the house when the doorbell breaks. Its what you call “planning ahead”.

  11. EdgarAllenPoop

    Of course she named her kid Bing. Because children are things, and names play no role in their social development.

  12. Dan

    It probably is something from Bing Crosby – Microsoft wasn’t the first person to come up with the name Bing… and Microsoft’s Bing will be dead before that kid is in elementary school anyway.

    BTW. Fantastic ass shot.

    • It’s true – I work with a guy named Bing. It was funny for about three and a half days when the search engine launched. And then? Nothing.

    • Coyote

      Here I thought it was a Friends reference. Even though I don’t care for Ms Hudson I have on occasion wanted to bite that Ass

  13. Snooki's Taint

    That is so much fugly on the front-end – no tits, quadruple chin, flabby belly, and so great from behind, that yes, I’ll have to do her doggie. Also, then she doesn’t get to see my quadruple chin, flabby belly, and mantits.

  14. Kate Hudson Bikini Butt
    Commented on this photo:

    Actually she named him Bingham shit head

  15. ass fetish Hitler

    Ja! Das ist eine fantastiche Heiney!!!!!

  16. Kate Hudson Bikini Butt
    Commented on this photo:

    I like the name Bing – remember Bing Crosby?

    I especially like Ms. Hudson’s rear in these pics. What a nice bubble butt and she is not afraid to show it.

  17. aaron

    I wonder how much Microsoft paid her for that.

  18. Kate Hudson Bikini Butt
    Commented on this photo:

    Good God this woman has THE most spectacular arse in the world. Ever. That is all. Thank you.

  19. That’s some fine ass candy.

  20. Shooter

    What is this story about? Never got past the picture.

  21. Photoshop Police

    Hopefully, if they named him after Bing Crosby, it is because of his singing and not his ‘awesome’ parenting skills.

  22. Kate Hudson Bikini Butt
    Commented on this photo:

    Here’s another one, sheesh, take the make-up off and she is really hard to look at. Fish, I think your standards have dropped of a cliff.

  23. General Disarray

    Her ass is nice here…but her mom’s was better ;)

  24. Her ass is so nice, because her baby came out of Bill Bellamy’s vagina.

  25. cc

    Bing Cherry?

    Can I call him him Chandler when he gets older?

    Can I call her an idiot?

  26. Richard McBeef

    I’m just gonna go ahead a place a call now to DFS to report the malnourishment of that child.

  27. Jim Jones

    Newsflash: Gates no longer runs Microsoft, and Bing wasn’t his brainfart.

  28. Why do celebrites hate their kids?

  29. Inmate 12236969

    I’d nail that ass!

  30. Did the baby come out flawed? Well, he got 4/5 stars, so lets just call him Bing instead of Bingo…close enough.

  31. Kate Hudson Bikini Butt
    adolf hitler
    Commented on this photo:

    her ass is nice but her waist is not. spoils the whole thing.

  32. Cock Snot Jr.

    Bing and done?

  33. Cock Snot Jr.

    Bing and done? Let’s hope.

  34. harry seaward

    dat ass

  35. Ned Ryerson

    She named it in honor of me!

    Ned… Ryerson. “Needlenose Ned”? “Ned the Head”? C’mon, buddy. Case Western High. I did the whistling belly-button trick at the high school talent show? Bing. Ned Ryerson, got the shingles real bad senior year, almost didn’t graduate? Bing, again.

  36. Kate Hudson Bikini Butt
    Commented on this photo:

    Because “Bingham” is just so much less stupid.

  37. Allison Wunderlan

    “So I named the kid “Bing” because that was the EXACT sound that came out of my anus when he was born.”

  38. Jen

    Dear Kate,
    Do you remeber when you ass looked this good? I hope so, cause it will never loo the same again.

  39. 116-Pastor Hudson

    Old pictures, but nice ass

  40. brown starfish

    Go pedal your crappy shit somewhere else, fuckface!

  41. Baba O'Reilly

    Screw the son’s name, that’s an AWESOME tush!!!

  42. Kate Hudson Bikini Butt
    Commented on this photo:

    and adolf is clearly a girl thats jealous

  43. Cardinal Fang

    A nice ass taken down a couple of notches by an horrible boy-style bottoms.

  44. When asked why she named her son “Bing”, Hudson replied “because ‘Ask Jeeves’ is a girls name”.

  45. OG Mack

    A storybook ass fo sho.

  46. Kate Hudson Bikini Butt
    Michael Borders
    Commented on this photo:

    I did not know Kate had such a bubble!

  47. Kate Hudson Bikini Butt
    Commented on this photo:

    she so overrated, ugly and flat chested

  48. Kate Hudson Bikini Butt
    Commented on this photo:

    My god…awesome body…I’ve never been this hard looking at her. Things are going to get real messy in a few minutes…..

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