Kate Gosselin is Already Trying To Whore Out Her Kids Again

September 12th, 2011 // 84 Comments

While promoting the final season of Kate Plus 8, Kate Gosselin stopped by The Today Show this morning where she basically shot down Jon’s advice for her to get a real job and provide a normal life for their kids:

“Well, it’s a situation where Jon may be accepting of mediocre for his kids, and working a regular job,” Kate said. “But I want the best for my kids and the best opportunities, not unlike every parent. I think to be a good parent is to work as hard as you can and give them the best opportunities in life, and this has provided that.”
“This” being television, which Kate admits she hopes will continue to be a part of her life.
“I think at this point, the best opportunity for all of us would be me continuing on TV as a way to provide for my kids,” she stated. “Something that’s exciting and challenging for me has been TV, and I wouldn’t be opposed to it.”

Keep in mind Kate Gosselin is broke, so when she says, “the best opportunity for all of us,” she really means, “Holy shit, I didn’t plan for dick and spent all our money.” I also like how she just called her entire audience “mediocre” for working “regular jobs” like normal people who provide for their families without profiting off their kids, so it’s really a huge surprise her show was canceled. I just assumed people loved being condescended to by an uppity blonde bitch entirely detached from reality. Back me up, Gwyneth Paltrow, provided your head didn’t just explode from being mentioned in this post.

APPLE: Mummy, what is it?
GWYNETH: I’ve been equated with the poor… *starts to shake* Quick, aim me at your toys and away from the wallpaper!

*POP*

Photo: INFdaily

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  1. Casey

    So she needs to be on TV and all over magazines “for the kids”? That may be one of the most pathetic FTK behavior I’ve heard of.

  2. Gary

    Do they give out awards for “Worst Person to Ever Exist on the Planet (which includes Hitler)”? Just saying, Kate at least deserves a nomination.

    …and yes, I’d hit that, Grudge Fuck style.

  3. GeorgeWBush

    Can’t wait for her first celeb porn tape….welcome to post TV land Baby!

  4. Like it!

    I would love to eat that twat! I think she’s a hot MILF.

    • Keith

      Love to eat her twat? It’s got to be larger than the Golden Corral buffet.

    • General Disarray

      Yeah and your head will get sucked in because that thing has been stretched out by 8 little rugrats.

    • Jack Ketch

      Strap a plank to your ass and make sure your watch is waterproof … Jesus, they’d have to send the Navy Seals in after you. Now, would fucking her be like screwing a bucket of water ? or throwing a wiener into a hotel lobby ? lol Hot ?? Has someone thrown acid in your eyes ??

      • Seal Team 6
        The Mission: Save a man from Kate Gosselin’s vagina
        SGT: Oh god, it’s so deep and dark in there. Get us Johnson, the spelunking expert.
        JOHNSON: No way I’m touching that void. Can’t we just send in a copter?
        LT: Can’t risk the cross winds from one of her queefs. It could send us crashing into her uterine lining.
        JOHNSON: Why’d he do it? Why’d he fuck her?
        SGT: Why did Hillary climb Everest? Why did Hannibal cross the alps?
        JOHNSON: I get your point.
        LT.: I’ve got the president on video hook-up.
        JOHNSON: He’s going to be watching?
        LT.: No can’t risk it in an election year, but Secretary of State Cinton is in. She’s going to be watching veeeerrrry closely.
        CLINTON: Specialist Johnson, you are an American hero. Now, I want you to describe for me the smell.
        JOHNSON: Damn it, I don’t get paid enough for this shit.

    • Hickok

      I hear there be pirates in thar matey

    • Like it!

      C’mon guys, her pussy is all good, she didn’t give birth vaginally… I know this because I watch her show with my pants down stroking my meat.

    • drunk again

      I would let her queer on my face, while I play with her cans. Can’t wait for her sex tape with some hung Mandingo warrior.

  5. Dude of Dudes

    Id love to see a movie where she does anal. But lets be realistic. You couldnt pound a nail up her ass with 20 pound sledgehammer.

  6. Jess

    Kate has bumped her head. Her mouth opens and stupid just falls out.

  7. Beefarino

    Kate should realize whoring out asian looking children is so 20th Century.

  8. grobpilot

    Worthless twat.

  9. Clarence Beeks

    JFC lady. People HATE you. Just GO AWAY.

  10. Cc

    Shes a dunce

  11. Parker

    She can always get work on the Anal Porn channel.

  12. Kate Gosselin The Today Show
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    I hope I never see this bitch again.

  13. I think a great show would be “Jon: Dealing With Kate + 8″ where hidden cameras reveal what it’s like putting up with this bitch. Not that we don’t have a pretty good idea already.

  14. Freaky

    I hate to say “I told ya’ so” but I was rooting for the korean fellow when everyone else was bashing the shit out of him for wearing Ed Hardy all the time. He was the only sane one in the whole group, even though he dressed like a douche. I can relate to his mediocrity.

    @Dude – Anal is the only option she has left — you know that vadge is stretched to the point of no return.

    • TomFrank

      *waits for the women to start pointing out that you have a caesarean for sextuplets*

    • Colin

      I mean, at the time spending money on ATVs and whore girlfriends wasn’t the smartest move, seeing as how his money dried up faster than Kate’s vagina. But on the other hand, now that we’re all aware of the extent of her cuntitude, it’s hard to blame him for going a little overboard.

      • Richard McBeef

        If you don’t have a couple whore girlfriends and four wheelers after getting divorced you probably should have just stayed married.

  15. alex

    I’m surprised how hot she’s gotten. Working out and eating right must actually work.

    My favorite part is the quote…where did she learn syntax, dagobah?
    “Something that’s exciting and challenging for me has been TV, and I wouldn’t be opposed to it.”

    …and “has been” is right.

    • Buddy the Elf

      How hot she’s gotten?
      Are you fucking kidding here and I am missing the sarcasm?

      The giant horseteeth veneers, multiple tummy tucks that still look like JAWS got to her midsection, the obviously fake titties, the fake lashes and fake nails. Her fake jogs captured by the paid Pap she uses.

      Then there is the shrill voice and absolutely NASTY personality that thinks the solar system revolves around herself.

      You can have her man.

  16. forrest gump

    these kids can be hired by paedophiles only.

  17. Kelce

    Read her statement as: “I’m addicted to large amounts of money for little amounts of effort and I don’t care what kind of damage it might do to my children.”

  18. Dan

    I usually don’t say this, but I think porn would be a fitting end to her entertainment career. And not like A grade porn, but more like bottom of the barrel rough cut porn with some fat guy.

    She really isn’t good enough to be in a proper porn film IMHO. The girls there have higher morals.

  19. einstein

    In other words, “Oops…I went and spent all the KIDS money on ME ME ME!! ” This selfish bitch needs a dose of reality. Get a job and piss off. No one gives a shit about you or your eight brats.

  20. Her future “on screen” is pretty much certain. It will still be about her vagina but “Kate plus 8″ is gonna have a whole new meaning…

  21. hmna

    Dear Kate,

    You ARE mediocre.

    Sincerely,
    Everybody

  22. Venom

    She should apply to Fox News.
    She would fit in perfect there.

  23. terry

    dumb bitch.

  24. Norm

    “I also like how she just called her entire audience “mediocre” for working “regular jobs” like normal people who provide for their families without profiting off their kids, so it’s really a huge surprise her show was canceled.” She just fucked herself. Any soccer moms who didn’t already hate her, do now!

  25. Kate Gosselin The Today Show
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    Oh man, why did she have to use her purse to block the up-cave shot?

  26. Lydell

    I’ve never seen her stupid show, but I hate her and her ugly, fish faced brats already.

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    Lydell
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    Her purse looks like a Hefty garbage bag.

  28. Cindy Conti

    Kate needs a reality check, no one wants to see her on TV anymore. She got kids that need mental help because of what she has done to them. I would never watch a show that she was on and don’t a lot either want to see her face. She got a nursing degree and should just go back to that. Lots of people raise 6-10 kids on 30,000 a year and don’t see why she can’t go do that. JON needs to get custody away from psycho biotch before she has them out hooking on the streets in PA.

  29. seagalisgod

    Nope. Go away. Now.

  30. Frank Burns

    Yes, Jon is accepting of mediocre things – he married you, didn’t he? Hahahaha!

  31. CptCreep

    I just successfully masterbated to this image. For realism I filled a bucket full of wet toilet paper…. cold, wet toilet paper….

  32. Kate Gosselin The Today Show
    Grinder
    Commented on this photo:

    I want all of her daughters to call me when they are 18. They will have so many “issues” that they will be easy to “bed” and they can be my little whores.

  33. kimmykimkim

    “Something that’s exciting and challenging for me has been TV.[Because, when a camera is in your face 24/7, you can't be as big of a cunt as you wish you could be, as you normally would be, all the time, to everyone. You have to turn down the cuntery just a little bit and that's a huge challenge for me] and I wouldn’t be opposed to it”

  34. dontkillthemessenger

    Only a cunt this cunty could make a man who was friends with Michael Lohan look extremely sane.

    “Mediocre”? IT’S CALLED WORK BITCH! She should’ve just said she wants to get paid a lot of money and not do shit.

  35. Kate Gosselin The Today Show
    Stewie Griffin
    Commented on this photo:

    C U N.ext T.uesday Kate!!!!!!

  36. Kate Gosselin The Today Show
    Fiona
    Commented on this photo:

    Kate Gosselin is a lazy bitch!

  37. Jamie Lynn's Uterus

    I just hate this self important bitch.

  38. Kate Gosselin The Today Show
    Blabla
    Commented on this photo:

    What was once a milf is now a dried up disgusting plastic surgery whore lot lizard. Get her off TV and let repomen have a field day.

  39. Kate Gosselin The Today Show
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    If only that Winnie the Pooh tattoo could talk…

  40. Melalynn jo

    Maybe they could do a reality show where they rebuild her prolapsed vagina!

  41. cutthecrap

    I consider myself a fairly reasonable person. However, if I ever saw this dumb bitch in person, I’d have to beat the shit out of her. I really hope that people don’t give this cunt the time of day. Her 15 minutes were up a long time ago.

  42. The other guy

    She should call up Casey Anthony and do a porn movie together

  43. Donald Trump

    This bitch has a million dollar farm she has to pay for, and wants to continue living the lifestyle that HER KIDS paid for. Of course she’s going to keep pimping them out in any way possible, because in reality, none of her mediocre fans are interested in her without those ugly kids.

    This woman is a fist-class c – - t. And I hope she looses it all, and is forced to raise 8 ugly kids on a mediocre income. Screw her!

    • lizz

      You’re right, those brats are uuuugly, and sadly they are going to learn their selfish mother personality. Kate, now that your show is cancel, you’re just aaalllll smiles for the papparazzi, and by the way, I liked the song papparazzi from lady gaga, and since you tried to dance to it, you spoiled the song, now every time i hear the song, i hate it, because it reminds me of you selfish greedy BIOTCH!!!!

  44. Kate Gosselin The Today Show
    arnieblackblack
    Commented on this photo:

    I wanna mik her prignint agin. Uuuugh. Uggggghhhhhhh. I’ll fill you up.

  45. Kate Gosselin The Today Show
    gogogadget
    Commented on this photo:

    say what you will, but all of a sudden she has a rocking bod.

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