Kate Gosselin’s Daughters Just Embarrassed The Shit Out of Her On Live Television

January 16th, 2014 // 40 Comments
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Because the Illuminati is very real and very set on the destruction of the mankind, the Gosselins have been in the news a lot lately. Although, that hasn’t entirely been bad. Anyway, here’s Kate Gosselin on TODAY this morning where she continued her, “Reality TV Didn’t Mess Up Our Kids,” tour by hauling along Mady and Cara who embarrassed the shit out of her by immediately clamming up the second they were asked a question:

The segment started awkwardly with the girls not answering questions posed by TODAY’s Savannah Guthrie and instead just looking at their mother and each other.
Kate Gosselin prompted them to speak, saying, “It’s your chance, spit it out.” She and the girls were recently featured on the cover of People magazine as part of her campaign to show the kids are doing well.
“This is the most wordless I’ve heard them all morning,” Kate said. “I don’t want to speak for them but, Mady, go ahead. Sort of the things that you said in (People) magazine, that years later they’re good, they’re fine. Go for it, it’s your chance.”
“No,” Mady replied, smiling. “You just said it.”
They were tongue tied for most of the interview and let Gosselin do the talking.

When reached for comment, Jon Gosselin said, “So, what? She’s letting them run wild over there which means none of those wallets are going to get finished? Goddam- I mean, I’m the good parent! TV bad! Leave kids alone or something. Rawwr…” *texts hookers tonight’s off*

Photos: Splash News


  1. Kate Gosselin better pray she stays in good health when she’s older because you know those kids are going to dump her in a fifth rate retirement home.

  2. What a cunt. You could just see her getting angry with them for embarrassing her on tv. It’s gotta be a treat for those kids every day with her. Jon must look father of the year to them without even trying.

    • JimBB

      The worst part about it is that she tries to play it like everything she’s doing is to benefit THEM. “No, all this isn’t because I’m a selfish, narcissistic fame-whore who can’t let go of her 15 minutes and get a real job again. It’s for the KIDS!”

  3. Bubba

    Man, she’s a royal bitch.

  4. some jerk

    Happy kids never shut up. You see them in restaurants, at Disneyland, in malls, at parks, in movie theatres, wherever. When kids are happy and adjusted, they talk or sing constantly. When kids are sad, angry or traumatized, they are dead quiet. It’s very obvious what’s going on here.

    • Slappy Magoo

      Nah, not necessarily. Some kids just get shy. Sure, they were in the public spotlight for year, but for most of those years, the cameras just rolled and rolled until they said or did something interesting, they never had to deliver interesting on cue, and the editors spliced together what was necessary to make them interesting. Live TV is intense for a lot of people, and the fact that Mom is trying to use them to rehabilitate her own shitty image probably was a major mind-fuck for both of them.

  5. dennis

    Those twins are going to get a Chris Brown beating from Kate when they get home. They just need to remember it was worth it when it happens.

  6. Firmbizzle

    This is exactly how I imagine Sweet Dee would be as a parent.

  7. Judge Chamberlain Haller

    Looks like the “talkative” daughter is trying to hde behind her hair. Poor kids.

  8. Wow, this is a fucking gold mine on so many levels.

    That was the most time Ive spent listening to the vapid cunt named “Kate Gosselin” and boy, do I REGRET no following her earlier.

    There’s nothing that gets my blood boiling more than an opinionated middle-aged mom that knows everything. What a fucking trainwreck she is.

    And boy, I truly miss the pics of Jon walking around in Ed Hardy shirts taking up smoking at 30 something. That was gold.

  9. Jade

    Whatever may be going on with their father, bringing him up on live tv specifically in front of them, as a negative, was extremely disrespectful to her children.

  10. Slash

    I’m pretty sure it’s not possible to embarrass her. When you go on TV to tell everybody how awesome your life is and how not traumatized your kids are by having their private lives turned into a nationally televised freak show, you are obviously not capable of feeling shame or even self-awareness.

  11. Dr. Badtouch, child proctologist

    Nice dental work, whore.

  12. Woody Allen

    Legal in five years.

  13. God. That was painful to watch those kids struggle on live TV, but it was delightful to see Kate embarrassed on live TV. It’s a dilemma.

  14. Hugh G. Rection

    Not that I’m any fan of Kate, but these kids should realize that their dad is a 40 year old busboy and their mom has no marketable skill, so they are the only way any money comes into the house.

    • JimBB

      She’s actually a Registered Nurse. But turns out that a normal job isn’t quite good enough to support the spoiled fame-whore lifestyle to which she had become accustomed.

      • Hugh G. Rection

        And dad was an IT professional, but apparently nobody hires reality show refugees and even if they did, middle class salaries don’t cover eight kids anymore.

      • Jade

        She’s just like Farrah Whatsherface.. they did a show once, so they don’t feel they should have to do real work.

        Maybe its time for Backdoor Kate+8.

      • Hugh G. Rection

        Except the 8 aren’t her kids. They’re…

      • “Backdoor Kate+8″ is humorous to think about (in theory), but would you REALLY want to watch her getting done? Her face is ugly enough as it is; that LAST thing I’d want to see is her sex face.

      • Joe

        I don’t think we’d be paying much attention to her sex face..

        At least i won’t… Throw a cream pie in there and it would be gold.

  15. Obviously: the girls are brats and Kate is a bitch.

  16. Did we see the same video?

    Mady said she’d like to do another tv show (and said it with a smile).

    “Would you guys want to do another tv show if you could?”

    Mady: “Yeah.” (smiles)

    Mady: “It was fun.”

    Not a fan of Kate Gosselin but Cara looked like she had bad stage fright and let her twin, Mady, do most of the talking.

    These were teenagers being teenagers. They’re moody beasts.

  17. no amount of embarrassment can stave off that attention whore…Kate should join the Octomom teach all their kids how to play instruments…then get a couple of short buses and tour like the Partridge family….sponsored by Vivid….

  18. wanda

    Since when is 38 middle age?

  19. Ghostofmommydearest

    Kate is a classic passive aggressive personality type and the kids took what she’s taught them by example to an entirely other level on live TV. I suspect something happened before the show, either the night before or that morning and being twins they were able to co-ordinate making mom look like the turdball she really is. No one cares about these people, we all hope the kids are alright but other than that – not so much interest. It appears all is not well in Kateland. They were no doubt savagely beaten in the limo on the way back to the paid for hotel.

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    I would love to get on top of that and bang her into next week!!!!!

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