Here’s Kate Gosselin taking her botched Botox-face for a jog because somehow that will change the fact she permanently looks like she caught you using the good silverware when there’s not even company over. (Asshole.) On that note, is it weird I kind of want to see Kelly Ripa’s penis button penetrate the perfectly circular navel Kate’s doctor hollowed out? That can’t be normal.
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This slag is BUSTED.
She didn’t get botox you snog! She’s exercising unlike most people refuse to do. Good for her, and I hope she’s around for years to come…just to piss you off.
at least she’s doing something, not like many others!
Yes, kudos on the working out, but her plastic surgeon needs to issue her a refund.
Did you see what he had to start with? Woman was the living embodiment of the word homely. In this pic at least her face matches her character… pure mean-spirited bitch. I pity those kids of hers.
Holy shit! I thought she was semi decent until I saw this. Who is the wino bag lady from under the bridge?
Run after dark. Stay out of direct sunlight, for everyone’s sake.
Kill it with fire!!!
She could jog to the moon and it would not help… Bitch!!
i took a shit earlier that looked better then this busted up bitch…
hahaha
(In Charleston Heston voice)
NOOOooooo!!
The HUMANITY!!!!! OH GOD NOOOO!
There’s not enough exercise or plastic surgery in the world to change the fact that she is a raging BITCH. Selfish, overbearing, pushy, with an undeserved sense of entitlement…can’t figure out why her marriage fell apart.
Jon is a bit of a douchebag, but after being married to her, I can see why he’d be a little messed up. Cracks me up that she talks about Jon taking the kids from her is the worst possible thing that could be done to her, but thinks her taking the kids from him is perfectly natural. can’t wait til she goes away.
“Selfish, overbearing, pushy, with an undeserved sense of entitlement…”
This sums up about 90% of women…
Aww, do I smell a closet homosexual? Or a reject living in his mother’s basement?
Mandy, can I smell your ass?
and 100% of men
guess no one’s interested in commenting on kate’s post.
She looked soooooooo much better before botulism.
A guy can deal with the “bitch” part as long as he’s getting his wang blown or ridden at least once a week. I remember watching the show thinking how she probably figured how she had him locked in having 8 kids and all. Chicks think that for some reason that just because a man is married and life’s responsibilities come along that they don’t have to give their guy any more ass…WRONG !!!! A ring isn’t a jail physical jail cell and WE WILL find other pussy somewhere. You can only starve a man for so long before he goes out and finds a nice juicy steakhouse. Let this be a lesson for ALL women !
Trouble at home?
Seriously…cry me a fucking river. She probably doesn’t give you ass because she’s getting the dick elsewhere. Also, you sound fat.
hahah. amy wins
hahahahaa
Aren’t you a chick? You’re pretty funny.
Not all women are like that. I think that’s a stupid stereotype. So no, it doesn’t need to be a lesson for “all women”. What is a lesson for all women, though, is to stay away from men like you.
My husband, on the other hand, is quite satisfied and not “starved” at all.
Let’s see here..woman comment, woman comment, woman comment….Yep !
….and I’m getting Ass all da time ! By how mad you ladies are gettin’ though, sounds like you resemble remarks somehow !
Actually, I am a woman & I agree with your sentiments, and I just feel so sorry for you that you watched that show.
You ok now? Do I need to write a prescription?
Somebody call the whiny bitch wahmbulance for this reality TV watching puss.
Who the FUCK is going to want to date a woman with 8 kids that look like burn victims from the Vietnam War?
Douche bag, her kids are adoreable, they are innocent in this so leave them alone. Kate’s a bitch and Jon’s an ass, but the kids are innocents.
Ahhhh!!! What else can I really say about that one….
No matter how far you run you will never get away from crazy face.
Randal
this is not good
So not a fan of this psychotic control-freak, but at least she’s working out. We’re all reading the Fish’s infinite wisdom. And drinking our thirteenth cup of terrible office coffee.
she looks like a dr seuss character
except not as cute and lovable
She’s got abs…
The Kate-Kelly meeting of the navels is a hot idea, in a really odd way.
Strange how this woman has no waist…and no personality:)
he plastic surgery of raising the eyebrows look makes her look permanently evil lol
Dear Fish,
Silverware line was good.
Now please come down to where I work and pretend to be me.
Thanks.
The face of the Grinch! Right?!?
first
Fish Said: “is it weird I kind of want to see Kelly Ripa’s penis button penetrate the perfectly circular navel…?”
Yes. It is very weird.
Perhaps we can trace this back to a childhood where your parents substituted an endless supply of Legos for love and attention?
I thought Aileen Wuornos died a while back… did I miss something?
Oy! Id rather lick Susan’s Boyles….
Oooh, so jowly.
OMG! Randal dissed a celeb-god!
I’m packing and moving to higher ground. The end is nigh!
it’s not the real randal. fake randal alert.
Pair this rough looking bitch with Sarah Palin first thing in the morning, photograph it, and not even Viagra or Cialis will be able to cure the world’s erectile disfunction.
I disagree. Even as I type this men are probably masturbating to your dream team photoshoot fantasy description. That’s just the way some of them roll.
But ya did make me LOL.
That’s true, there are some sick people out there!
her eyebrows fall somewhere between Fergie and Carrot Top
Very Ugly Women. And She Looks Like Shit Also.
i could fix her up in a flash, or anybody for that matter
sheep are so stupid
She does have the face of the Grinch.
YUK! Her face looks like pleather or plastercine.
check out her pics in the dancing with the stars…yummy, I have tossed enough semen in her direction that she could have another 6 or 7 kids…and still look good.
dude,do you know that kids read these messages and that is just so nasty.you are a moron and by the way she is not that pretty at all.she looks like she ran into a brick wall with her face.if she is 35 years old you cant really know for sure from seeing her face she looks at least 40 to 45 years old.
calf to ankle ratio…fail. eessh
Heeeere’s Johny!
I thought the same thing- she DOES look like Jack Nicholson. Only, you know, not as cool. Because Jack Nicholson IS cool. And she isn’t. You know?
oh shit i thought it was Maggie Smith.
Does she look like Jack Nicholson to anybody??
Jack Nicholson…
She has no waist.
Where is her waist? Looks like the shape of a man
Leave Kate alone. She’s exercising…She looks great…
Leave her alone, its a free friggin country!!!!
OMG leave the poor lady alone!!! Its a free fricken country! No one should have to have pictures snapped of them every time they leave the damn house. Let her jog in peace for cryin out loud.
Agreed.
Plus she’s just rude on the eyes.
I agree and DISAGREE spike, she signed up for it when she allowed the cameras to film her everyday life, she is a pubhound and makes her money by being in the public eye. Other than spawning 8 kids, what has she done to become famous? Not like she is a movie star that has a movie to promote, or a singer that has a CD dropping…she hit the OBGYN jackpot and cashed in, I think she is up to a little scrutiny.
She’s usually not without her big, buggy sunglasses in public. What gives?
does her obvious fake tan drip off onto the street when she sweats? She looks horendous!!!
she looks like Jenna Jameson here…..mmmmmmmmm……….
I’ve always said that! She is very beautiful.