When I first heard Sarah Palin was taking Kate Gosselin camping in Alaska, my immediate reaction was, “That’s impossible. The seas haven’t run red with blood yet.” Cut to me seeing pics of Kate and the kids in Anchorage this morning (above) while attempting not to shit pure fear. Popeater reports:
Gosselin and her eight kids have made the trip to Alaska and will be meeting up with Palin for a camping trip. Palin’s dad, a retired science teacher, and her brother, a third-grade teacher, will do a hands-on natural history lesson for the kids, 9-year-old twins Mady and Cara, and 6-year-old sextuplets Aaden, Joel, Collin, Leah, Hannah and Alexis.
A source tells In Touch Palin is excited for the visit and camping trip. “She’s excited because it will be fun and educational for the children. Sarah will even teach Kate how to avoid bears!” the source said.
In fairness, filming a control freak and an idiot who both think birthing children gives them evangelical superpowers that make them always right is just good television. The chance of them arguing over who chose life the hardest while the kids get eaten by a bear is almost virtually guaranteed.
KATE: I declined selective reduction!
SARAH: I pretended to birth my daughter’s Down Syndrome baby!
BEAR: I’m having Chinese! Nom nom nom.
Photos: INFdaily
Rush | July 23, 2010 at 12:32 pm
the bear would be having korean, not chinese.
and first, i do believe.
Booya | July 23, 2010 at 2:55 pm
whatever, lol.
Romeo Rodreguz | July 23, 2010 at 3:18 pm
wow fish, you are spot on with your humor today!
It’s a freakin’ masterpiece of humor: “…filming a control freak and an idiot who both think birthing children gives them evangelical superpowers that make them always right is just good television…”
Well said fish, well said.
Rush | July 23, 2010 at 12:33 pm
and sarah palin had trig. get over it. you’re not andrew sullivan, but speaking of bears….
Foxhunter | July 23, 2010 at 3:11 pm
Nice Sully reference. This would be an absolute trifecta of epic proportions if only Carrie Prejean would show.
Romeo Rodreguz | July 23, 2010 at 3:23 pm
I was thinking they should invite Dick Cheney and his trusty shotgun.
Rush | July 23, 2010 at 3:39 pm
yeah, you see, andrew sullivan, like Fish, also believes sarah palin’s daughter had trig, the baby with down syndrome, even though sarah palin was pregnant, and her daughter was not. he pushed the issue so far he lost credibility, again, and i say ‘again’ because andrew sullivan got caught soliciting ‘bareback’ fucking with dudes on a ‘bear’ website. problem is, andrew sullivan is hiv positive, and although i general enjoy his atlantic blog, that shit’s uncouth.
so while sarah palin may be unelectable, and clearly moronic at points, comments about her children are, unlike andrew sullivan’s problems, unsolicited.
cc | July 24, 2010 at 12:21 pm
Foxhunter, that was brilliant
dude | July 23, 2010 at 3:12 pm
shut the fuck up rush.
Rush | July 23, 2010 at 3:46 pm
are you having trouble?
once upon a time | July 23, 2010 at 12:37 pm
Why not teach a bear not to avoid this two super-stupid women?
BT | July 23, 2010 at 12:45 pm
It’s not the bears to avoid, it’s the cougars.
FrankNfrtr | July 23, 2010 at 12:43 pm
“arguing over who chose life the hardest while the kids get eaten by a bear ”
Good, very good.
But why do the bears start with the little ones?
I’m hoping the grizzlies go right for the adults…..but Republicans supposedly don’t taste so good.
Agwings | July 23, 2010 at 1:29 pm
Like we say in Alaska, “you don’t have to outrun the bear, just the other campers”. Both of these idiots are joggers.
Peter | July 23, 2010 at 10:16 pm
No reason they should, since they’re all so sull of sh*t lately…
Harry Doyle | July 23, 2010 at 12:49 pm
FoxNews, Bush, FoxNews, Bush… AHH!!!!!! You are so left it’s sad.
Internet | July 23, 2010 at 12:57 pm
“shit pure fear” not bad. Guess you’re not that shitty compared to the old writer. Oh what — the writer never changed? Gonna ban me again? Fag.
DragonKatt | July 23, 2010 at 2:34 pm
Why read something if you don’t like it? Complaining and being a brat won’t change much.
Internet | July 23, 2010 at 3:10 pm
Your name is DragonKatt.
There’s not really much else to say here.
hah! | July 23, 2010 at 4:30 pm
LOL!!
dudeatdudedotdude | July 23, 2010 at 1:09 pm
hey hey boo boo, 2-piece mee-avericks and 8 piece nuggets
molly | July 23, 2010 at 3:45 pm
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Girl | July 23, 2010 at 1:21 pm
“I can see Russia from Kate’s labia!”
The expansive, dark and musty closet of Kate’s labia, which opens to reveal a world not unlike Narnia. Which is why Palin has taken her camping. She wants to ask the lion about Jesus.
Yeah, I said it | July 23, 2010 at 3:11 pm
Is that a reference to the near-certain lesbian encounter these two will have? Because that will be awesome. I hope they film that! I’d pony up $9.95 plus shipping and handling to see Palin and Gosslin get it on.
FrankNfrtr | July 23, 2010 at 3:52 pm
It all makes sense now.
I hope a grizzly bear also gets involved in an epic 3 way. That would be worth $29.99 at least.
Peter | July 23, 2010 at 10:18 pm
>>>>I’d pony up $9.95 plus shipping and handling to see Palin and Gosslin get it on.
I’d pony up considerably more NOT to see it…you realize you’ve ruined my threesome fantasy forever, right?
schnib | July 23, 2010 at 1:31 pm
“Sigh, you aren’t doing it right.” *eye roll* I just imagine that would be Kate while you are boning her.
Internet | July 23, 2010 at 3:55 pm
Maybe when YOU are boning her.
burton | July 23, 2010 at 1:40 pm
i find it rather amusing some of you make fun of kates labia, CONSIDERING SHE HAD A C SECTION YOU MORONS.
Foxhunter | July 23, 2010 at 3:14 pm
What the f*ck do C sections have to do with labia…and their relation or ‘un-relation’ to Narnia? I hereby request that you REFUDIATE that statement.
mike | July 23, 2010 at 1:44 pm
@burton
how many c-sections did she have? did they just put a zipper in there?
Shannonhumphreys | July 23, 2010 at 2:21 pm
2
Anonymous | July 25, 2010 at 8:47 am
Well, since she was only pregnant twice, the maximum number would be two.
BlighMe! | July 23, 2010 at 1:56 pm
Shouldn’t the word camping be in quotes? I seriously doubt they’d spend even one hour in the wilderness without electricity and running water. Their idea of “roughing it” involves two days in a 5000 sq ft “cabin” with a spa and a full time nanny for the kids.
Cock Dr | July 23, 2010 at 2:27 pm
They will probably have it catered.
“Camping” indeed.
DragonKatt | July 23, 2010 at 2:35 pm
I wouldn’t mind ‘camping’ like that, hahah!
Girl | July 23, 2010 at 1:56 pm
You are absolutely right. She did have C sections. My apologies to Kate’s labia.
I am obviously not as big a fan of the show as you. Remember on season 3 where the one kid had the problem with this thing and then Kate said some stuff in a shrill and grating tone that made you wanna take a cheese grater to your cerebral cortex? I am only guessing here as I have life and sex and I have never watched this show. So, Burton, you’ll have to fill me in on all the wonderful, life-changing stuff I have missed.
Gack69 | July 23, 2010 at 5:55 pm
Oh, SNAP!
ZigZagZoey | July 23, 2010 at 2:02 pm
Why am I envisioning hundreds of thousands of animals thundering out of the forest?
Foxhunter | July 23, 2010 at 3:16 pm
Said animals won’t get very far as #shakespalin will be hovering above in a helicopter blasting them with a plasma ray gun. Zoobie darts, also too.
Crowbar McGee | July 23, 2010 at 2:07 pm
Palin’s dad is a retired science teacher? Did he teach bible science?
dude! | July 23, 2010 at 2:44 pm
Give the Palin thing a rest. . While you are at it, give the Kate Goslin thing a rest too. Kind of getting old. Focus on sluts in bikinis. That seems to be your safe zone.
Randal(l) | July 23, 2010 at 2:53 pm
and to think, that retard was this close to being the most powerful person in the world. I’m glad she lost the election for her running mate. I’m so glad I voted for that Black Guy…Ocho Cinco
Randal(l)
Wireless modem | July 23, 2010 at 3:57 pm
Lol nice
Sunidaze | July 23, 2010 at 2:58 pm
Awesome! If Kate is a Republican it would be one of her only redeeming qualities.
http://www.nethideaway.com/members/Politically_Incorrect/board/
Superficial | July 23, 2010 at 3:01 pm
She’s all yours.
dude | July 23, 2010 at 3:18 pm
That is so cool. I was reading the entire comment section, amazed at this thread’s drivel & minutia, when the Fish himself pops in. Never seen that before in 3 years! Cool.
Internet | July 23, 2010 at 3:58 pm
Its not really him.
J | July 23, 2010 at 3:14 pm
Why do we keep talking about her?
http://www.politicalwild.com/2010/07/why-are-we-still-talking-about-sarah.html
Rfm | July 23, 2010 at 3:17 pm
Palin should join her show. They could call it Kate plus H8.
Foxhunter | July 23, 2010 at 3:23 pm
And while they are at it, add Elizabeth Hassleback and call it The Three Stooges.
Chupacabra | July 23, 2010 at 3:44 pm
“That’s impossible. The seas haven’t run red with blood yet.”
Funniest thing I’ve read all week. Fish is ON today.
McFeely Smackup | July 23, 2010 at 3:46 pm
It kind of makes sense, they do have something significant in common. Both think dropping as many children out of their vaginas as possible makes them relevant in some way.
What the fuck is it with women? Why do they think having babies is such a fucking wonderful, fantastic thing, and the whole world should fall at their feet and thank them.
It’s not like stray dogs don’t do the same damn thing. Congratulations Kate and Sarah, you both reached the level of unspayed stray dogs. You’re officially a public nuisance. Where’s Bob Barker when you need him.
Chupacabra | July 23, 2010 at 3:57 pm
where I’m from you call people like the Palins, “free breeders.”
Rush | July 23, 2010 at 4:03 pm
…and again, as discussed ad nauseum in the comments above yours, kate gosselin had fucking c-sections, which is not vaginal birth.
i’m just glad you don’t want to procreate.
McFeely Smackup | July 23, 2010 at 4:25 pm
I don’t give a rat if kate had cesarean birth, or shat them out her ass.
Her need-to-breed is a fucking psychological disorder that obviously goes hand in hand with being a raging bitch.
jasmine | July 23, 2010 at 3:54 pm
I feel sick Kate needs to disappear and get a real job
WhittierLil | July 23, 2010 at 4:12 pm
Im surprised these two whackos hadn’t met up before… gonna be fun to see which one gets the upper hand…. where they meet? Oh yeah… had to be at a whacko tea party convention… where else?
Bill Nulty | July 23, 2010 at 4:20 pm
Did they change their name from “tea baggers” ? Aww… that was the best part of the “movement”.
Randy Jackson from American Idol | July 23, 2010 at 4:29 pm
Fuck this dumb white bitch
See Alice | July 23, 2010 at 4:43 pm
Palin Rocks ! Dont be afraid of her !
The other one looks like a tired Joy Turner .
captain america | July 23, 2010 at 11:58 pm
going to “The Last Frontier” with kids is really FUN!!
cc | July 24, 2010 at 12:23 pm
The two biggest famewhores on the planet in one place? The stupidity vortex might create some sort of black hole.
roseliang | July 24, 2010 at 1:10 pm
Find a nice and free place for all well tall sing’les, please che-ck: —”T_A_L_L-L-O-V-I-N-G * ..*{C0000M}~~ ” —- , che-ck me out (Mary4U), More fun waiting for you…
Izzie53 | July 25, 2010 at 12:47 am
Okay, let’s get serious for just a second. WHO would havew been a better VP, JP who is apparently hell bent to break all of Ted’s drinking and speaking trists or SP who has a lovely rack and a “I wouldn’t kick her out of the bed face”. My Vote is for SP and KG having a great time in Alaska with their children. You leftist morons can simmer until you evaporate! BTW that includes our superficial crew :)
Anonymous | July 25, 2010 at 8:50 am
That is one manly mustache that Kate is working on.
Hmmmmm | July 26, 2010 at 4:31 pm
Scissor Kickin’ and Finger Lickin’
Elle | July 28, 2010 at 12:55 pm
Two pea heads in a pod;)
urmom | December 9, 2010 at 12:17 pm
anyone else notice Kate’s wearing shoes that r waaaaay too big in theses pics??
check it out:
http://www.thesuperficial.com/kate-gosselin-and-sarah-palin-didnt-get-along-impossible-12-2010/1209-kate-gosselin-sarah-palin-07