When I first heard Sarah Palin was taking Kate Gosselin camping in Alaska, my immediate reaction was, “That’s impossible. The seas haven’t run red with blood yet.” Cut to me seeing pics of Kate and the kids in Anchorage this morning (above) while attempting not to shit pure fear. Popeater reports:
Gosselin and her eight kids have made the trip to Alaska and will be meeting up with Palin for a camping trip. Palin’s dad, a retired science teacher, and her brother, a third-grade teacher, will do a hands-on natural history lesson for the kids, 9-year-old twins Mady and Cara, and 6-year-old sextuplets Aaden, Joel, Collin, Leah, Hannah and Alexis.
A source tells In Touch Palin is excited for the visit and camping trip. “She’s excited because it will be fun and educational for the children. Sarah will even teach Kate how to avoid bears!” the source said.
In fairness, filming a control freak and an idiot who both think birthing children gives them evangelical superpowers that make them always right is just good television. The chance of them arguing over who chose life the hardest while the kids get eaten by a bear is almost virtually guaranteed.
KATE: I declined selective reduction!
SARAH: I pretended to birth my daughter’s Down Syndrome baby!
BEAR: I’m having Chinese! Nom nom nom.