Kate Gosselin Thinks People Want To Watch Her Try To Get Laid

By: The Superficial / July 24, 2012

While Octomom has embraced her inevitable place in the world after sharting out 14 mouths to feed, Kate Gosselin is still deluding herself into thinking she can escape a similar fate by pitching a dating reality show where she tries to find a poor sucker who’s willing to endure a never-ending tsunami of shrill nagging for one night of missionary style sex a month. Provided he’s properly stored her army of Asian children in their respective Tupperware sleeping stations, of course. E! News reports:

“She is ready to get back into the dating game,” a source tells us. “She is ready to find love again and to move on from her past. She’s excited, this is a chance to start something new.”
“She finds it hard to meet men in her day to day life,” the source continued, “and so a dating show will give her exactly the help she needs. She is willing to travel around the country in order to meet Mr. Right.”

“She’ll even leave her children for long stretches of time, that’s how dedicated she is. In fact, should the need to arise, she’s open to putting them in sort of ‘care’ where their needs are ‘fostered.’ Or perhaps have someone offer her a sum of money in exchanage for putting the children in tiny tuxedos and/or coveralls where they’ll use their skills in food preparation and automotive repair to tend to your household provided you tell them she died in a car accident and not to look for a body. Or whatever you’re comfortable with. She’s a true professional.”

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