Kate Gosselin is Pure Seduction

Here’s Kate Gosselin in New Zealand yesterday where I swear to God, you slap on a pair of shades, a decent bra and a shirt to cover up the Silly Putty fiasco she calls a torso, that’s not a bad looking woman. Granted, this is how she lures you in only to snap off your balls and feed them to her children – Just quoting the science. – let’s not pretend it’s not a seductive look on her. Or anything for that matter. I’m pretty sure TLC could make me want to bang a heap of uranium after looking at this unless they’ve finally started using CGI doubles in their reality shows. Probably shouldn’t rule that out, nor the fact computers can’t get pregnant. *puts on Tron suit* M’lady?

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