Here’s Kate Gosselin in New Zealand yesterday where I swear to God, you slap on a pair of shades, a decent bra and a shirt to cover up the Silly Putty fiasco she calls a torso, that’s not a bad looking woman. Granted, this is how she lures you in only to snap off your balls and feed them to her children – Just quoting the science. – let’s not pretend it’s not a seductive look on her. Or anything for that matter. I’m pretty sure TLC could make me want to bang a heap of uranium after looking at this unless they’ve finally started using CGI doubles in their reality shows. Probably shouldn’t rule that out, nor the fact computers can’t get pregnant. *puts on Tron suit* M’lady?
Photos: Splash News
WHY won’t you die?
I would love to nail her while she’s wearing a one-piece swimsuit.
She looks like Dina Lohan here, except with lips.
Never the less, she is a fucking stupid tram…………p (hit the P hard like a pool ball landing in the sand)
Thought the exact same thing…
…as did I! first thing I thought was ‘that hag got a hair cut, whatever’… then I read the headline.
Dina/Kate, both ugly trolls. inside and out. can’t polish a turd Fish, c’mon now.
Good call. Dina Lohan we’d like you to meet your twin sister Kate.
Either she has a Misstache or she had to rim the guy at immigration to gain entry to New Zealand…
Yep, and she is calling him over for seconds.
WHha..actually…Hmmm. If I still drank…maybe.
*stirrings*
*pukes*
Where’s 8?
first!
Is that an animal she’s humping? Someone should tell her you can’t breed cross species. She’ll need another harpy for that.
she is more like a siren.She lures you in then when you get near it you wish you were a mile away.
They all look so happy!
Silly…”Puddy”?
you’re not really sure where you are, are you?
This is so fucked up. We’re at the point where the money grubbing exploiters could take a pile of shit and Photoshop it, dress it up, put makeup and bling on it, etc., and give it a spread in a men’s magazine and some men are so fucking brain dead dumb they’d get turned on by it!
no men are turned on by Kate Goselin. You may sleep peacefully.
There are men turned on by 2G1C and tubgirl so there is surely a man that is turned on by Ka…. No you’re right, there are limits to what even the most depraved people can be turned on by.
can’t hide the personality tho…that show with Palen proved that when Palen came out ahead om personality
That’s said I loathe Sarah Palin, but Kate is worse. I would not sleep with either with a stolen C**K. Trashy, trashy.. prostitution would be a better option.
upskirt alert on pic 17. If you zoom in on that black abyss you can totally see her left ovary.
LMAO!
I would drop my load on those tits.
For some reason whenever I see a pic of her and her crib lizards I think of that cartoon Charlie Chan and the Chan Clan…
Crib Lizards equals Yes! May I use that? bitch PLEASE?
Lol, sure…that’s what they seem like. A bunch of crib lizards.
You see how snacks achieve popularity without a personality? Yeah by attacking me. I hate being used…
I was playing with you Rough, didn’t you deride my innocent remark? Drinks are on me.
But first admit you loved to be used :)
Well sir, I always believed good apologies makes good neighbors, on the inner-web.
Making up feels good, doesn’t it?
GROSS.
Fake hair, fake tan, fake teeth, fake lips, fake tits, fake nails and fake personality and it STILL looks like that?
GROSS.
You forgot the fake belly, that’s ALL lipo.
Imagine what it looked like before all that….
*Shudders…..
I must resist the dark side but her cleavage power is too strong. Damn, I’m starting to think maybe just maybe I would do even when I’m not drunk.
And then you sober up and wonder what the F#@% you were thinking.
Whoever says they wouldn’t hit that is a liar of the largest magnitude. I’d love to hit that and then give her a solid donkey punch!
Laughing, that I would love to see go viral…. thanks for that laugh.. :)
I agree with you. These people know it’s like an event to just bash Kate. It’s so cool to do so. Yet this woman is Hot period. You add the 8 kids to the equation she is even hotter. At least she isn’t like Octomom going into foreclosure needing help from taxpayers.
no upskirt here. go somewhere else. try something sexier like Natalie portman.
She looks great when you can’t see 90% of her.
Yup, she’s just like regular plain looking ordinary folk.
Battered tats, sagging skin and photographs rough unless given special treatment.
i tried my best to jerk off to this pic of Kate but my eyes kept drifting to the right to that kid with the huge boner for his mother
I’d hit that.
then quit that.
yeah my wifes a cunt too its not technically stooping
no surprise.
she is linked to be the worst mother of the united states.
TOGETHER WITH DINA LOHAN!!
Except Dina’s Canadian.
You guys, I have a feeling these kids are going to turn out juuuuust fine.
not unattractive at all. but that’s with her clothes on…
the tan suits her. as do the shades. the hair over one eye, the t-shirt and shoes. even the grass skirt (on over whatever she’s got on for pants) is making her look good.
she needs to remember this day. she’s doing everything right for once :D
i n ever thought she was bad looking, she has an attractive face and to be honest for having 8 kids…she looks ALHELLUVA lot better than most women who only had one kid!!!
Plastic surgery and a $1 million contract can do that for a gal.
why did god put hair on a p ussy?
to hide the hook…
It would be cool if that was a great white shark they were petting in the 5th pic…
But to know she’s thrown 8 kids from that hole… damn. Sorry… not a place I wanna be. I bet it’s like doing a mayo jar. Wide and sloppy.
But to know she’s thrown 8 kids from that hole… damn. Sorry… not a place I wanna be. I bet it’s like doing a mayo jar. Wide and sloppy.
You can’t possibly think she pushed 8 babies thru that vag, can you? Seriously??
The question remains… what happened to Jon Gosselin? Did she destroy him?
Meanwhile, the money Jon funneled from her into his fallout shelter appears to be paying off.
She would make one hot cocktail waitress….
Hate Kate for legit reasons – objectively she’s a pleasant to attractive looking woman, always has been. TLC would never had picked her for the show if she was remotely unattractive.
Yes, she’s had tons of work done – name any Western celebrity woman who hasn’t and yet they’re touted as being hot; sexy, blah blah.
If that was a random mom at the zoo, any real guy would think that’s a fine looking woman. And if that woman came onto to you, you’d be flattered and/or try to sex her up. So shut up.
TastyGreens | January 12, 2011 at 6:44 pm I would drop my load on those tits.
You’d still end up with 3 kids.
She’s using the child support motion, it inflicts a minimum of $750/mo damage for 18 years
She looks good. Downright sexy and fuckable. (Is that redundant?) Although this may be the first picture of her I’ve ever seen in which she wasn’t scowling. Without the caption I wouldn’t have known it was actually her.
And excuse me…??? Dina Lohan couldn’t look this good even in her own dreams.
The caption for pic #1: “Hey, look what I found in my nose!”
MILF and a half, would love to wreck that all night long.
It is FAR too easy to imagine she has a MASSIVE booger on the end of that finger…
pfft she’s got a mouth. she needs a gag then id leave my mayo in her jar