Kate Gosselin is Pure Seduction

January 12th, 2011 // 69 Comments

Here’s Kate Gosselin in New Zealand yesterday where I swear to God, you slap on a pair of shades, a decent bra and a shirt to cover up the Silly Putty fiasco she calls a torso, that’s not a bad looking woman. Granted, this is how she lures you in only to snap off your balls and feed them to her children – Just quoting the science. – let’s not pretend it’s not a seductive look on her. Or anything for that matter. I’m pretty sure TLC could make me want to bang a heap of uranium after looking at this unless they’ve finally started using CGI doubles in their reality shows. Probably shouldn’t rule that out, nor the fact computers can’t get pregnant. *puts on Tron suit* M’lady?

Photos: Splash News


  1. Kelly

    WHY won’t you die?

  2. She looks like Dina Lohan here, except with lips.
    Never the less, she is a fucking stupid tram…………p (hit the P hard like a pool ball landing in the sand)

  3. GravyLeg

    Either she has a Misstache or she had to rim the guy at immigration to gain entry to New Zealand…

  4. RoboZombie

    WHha..actually…Hmmm. If I still drank…maybe.

  5. Kate Gosselin
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  6. Is that an animal she’s humping? Someone should tell her you can’t breed cross species. She’ll need another harpy for that.

  7. lightdragon

    she is more like a siren.She lures you in then when you get near it you wish you were a mile away.

  8. Neen

    They all look so happy!

  9. J.P.


  10. you’re not really sure where you are, are you?

  11. Lady Blah Blah

    This is so fucked up. We’re at the point where the money grubbing exploiters could take a pile of shit and Photoshop it, dress it up, put makeup and bling on it, etc., and give it a spread in a men’s magazine and some men are so fucking brain dead dumb they’d get turned on by it!

  12. dj

    can’t hide the personality tho…that show with Palen proved that when Palen came out ahead om personality

    • StrangeMama

      That’s said I loathe Sarah Palin, but Kate is worse. I would not sleep with either with a stolen C**K. Trashy, trashy.. prostitution would be a better option.

  13. Richard McBeef

    upskirt alert on pic 17. If you zoom in on that black abyss you can totally see her left ovary.

  14. Kate Gosselin
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    I would drop my load on those tits.

  15. For some reason whenever I see a pic of her and her crib lizards I think of that cartoon Charlie Chan and the Chan Clan…

  16. Rough moves the crowd in unison

    You see how snacks achieve popularity without a personality? Yeah by attacking me. I hate being used…

  17. Turd Ferguson


    Fake hair, fake tan, fake teeth, fake lips, fake tits, fake nails and fake personality and it STILL looks like that?


  18. Mr Obvious

    I must resist the dark side but her cleavage power is too strong. Damn, I’m starting to think maybe just maybe I would do even when I’m not drunk.

  19. MM

    Whoever says they wouldn’t hit that is a liar of the largest magnitude. I’d love to hit that and then give her a solid donkey punch!

    • StrangeMama

      Laughing, that I would love to see go viral…. thanks for that laugh.. :)

    • IntelligentAsFellasGet

      I agree with you. These people know it’s like an event to just bash Kate. It’s so cool to do so. Yet this woman is Hot period. You add the 8 kids to the equation she is even hotter. At least she isn’t like Octomom going into foreclosure needing help from taxpayers.

  20. Kate Gosselin
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    no upskirt here. go somewhere else. try something sexier like Natalie portman.

  21. datroof

    She looks great when you can’t see 90% of her.

    • Cock Dr

      Yup, she’s just like regular plain looking ordinary folk.
      Battered tats, sagging skin and photographs rough unless given special treatment.

  22. ConfusedErectileDisfunction

    i tried my best to jerk off to this pic of Kate but my eyes kept drifting to the right to that kid with the huge boner for his mother

  23. anonym

    I’d hit that.

    then quit that.

  24. wim

    she is linked to be the worst mother of the united states.

  25. You guys, I have a feeling these kids are going to turn out juuuuust fine.

  26. not unattractive at all. but that’s with her clothes on…

    the tan suits her. as do the shades. the hair over one eye, the t-shirt and shoes. even the grass skirt (on over whatever she’s got on for pants) is making her look good.

    she needs to remember this day. she’s doing everything right for once :D

  27. burton

    i n ever thought she was bad looking, she has an attractive face and to be honest for having 8 kids…she looks ALHELLUVA lot better than most women who only had one kid!!!

  28. matriculation

    why did god put hair on a p ussy?

    to hide the hook…

  29. Ash Bones

    It would be cool if that was a great white shark they were petting in the 5th pic…

  30. Kate Gosselin
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    But to know she’s thrown 8 kids from that hole… damn. Sorry… not a place I wanna be. I bet it’s like doing a mayo jar. Wide and sloppy.

  31. Phatty

    But to know she’s thrown 8 kids from that hole… damn. Sorry… not a place I wanna be. I bet it’s like doing a mayo jar. Wide and sloppy.

  32. Elle

    The question remains… what happened to Jon Gosselin? Did she destroy him?

  33. Kate Gosselin
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    She would make one hot cocktail waitress….

  34. crazypants

    Hate Kate for legit reasons – objectively she’s a pleasant to attractive looking woman, always has been. TLC would never had picked her for the show if she was remotely unattractive.

    Yes, she’s had tons of work done – name any Western celebrity woman who hasn’t and yet they’re touted as being hot; sexy, blah blah.

    If that was a random mom at the zoo, any real guy would think that’s a fine looking woman. And if that woman came onto to you, you’d be flattered and/or try to sex her up. So shut up.

  35. Kate Gosselin
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    TastyGreens | January 12, 2011 at 6:44 pm I would drop my load on those tits.

    You’d still end up with 3 kids.

  36. Kate Gosselin
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    She’s using the child support motion, it inflicts a minimum of $750/mo damage for 18 years

  37. Vito

    She looks good. Downright sexy and fuckable. (Is that redundant?) Although this may be the first picture of her I’ve ever seen in which she wasn’t scowling. Without the caption I wouldn’t have known it was actually her.

    And excuse me…??? Dina Lohan couldn’t look this good even in her own dreams.

    The caption for pic #1: “Hey, look what I found in my nose!”

  38. dan

    MILF and a half, would love to wreck that all night long.

  39. GravyLeg

    It is FAR too easy to imagine she has a MASSIVE booger on the end of that finger…

  40. Kate Gosselin
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    pfft she’s got a mouth. she needs a gag then id leave my mayo in her jar

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