Kate Gosselin is Dying

The Superficial / September 21, 2010

Here’s a just-released shot from Kate Gosselin’s romantic trip to Cabo with her bodyguard last week and either People magazine lied to me, or Kate’s body is sloughing off at an alarming rate. But more than likely, the paparazzi just missed Kuato popping out to warn her Jon’s emptying the joint account again. “Open your mind to me… He’s buying a scooter.”

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