Kate Gosselin was spotted in a bikini this morning in Australia, and apparently she has a tattoo. Leading to her vagina. I don’t know if it’s always been there, or if it’s part of her metamorphosis into believing she’s some sort of sexpot now, but I do know this: Kate Gosselin has a built-in fanny pack. No, really, look at that thing. I’m amazed there’s not a tube of sunscreen and Matchbox cars falling out it. That’s gotta be convenient.
KID: Mom, I want a soda.
KATE: Well, reach into my pouch, honey. I’m sure I’ve got some quarters in there.
KID: *rummages around* Nope, but I found Joel.
KATE: Ohthankgod.
Photos: Pacific Coast News
Sizzle | January 5, 2011 at 11:04 am
I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.
bitch PLEASE | January 5, 2011 at 11:08 am
She looked like 2 greyhound busses parked end to end back when she was pregnant. It’s amazing what money and plastic surgery can do.
Lunarstruck | January 7, 2011 at 2:32 am
She has the UGLIEST body…..
XJROX | January 5, 2011 at 11:08 am
I bet it reads, “LICK HERE”. Ok, I just ruined my day with thoughts of someone going down on that mangled vaj. :(
Joe Blow | January 5, 2011 at 1:28 pm
“mangled vaj”. LMFAO
anonymous | January 5, 2011 at 1:57 pm
i have it on good authority that its a picture of Moses with his hands up in the air parting the Red Sea
Elle | January 5, 2011 at 11:14 am
I didn’t know Tara Reid had children.
Jebadiah | January 5, 2011 at 12:36 pm
that’s good! I didn’t think this piece of W.T. brought her kids anywhere.
wangmichelle | January 5, 2011 at 11:00 pm
me 2!!
m | January 5, 2011 at 11:14 am
years ago that tattoo got quite a bit of screentime in the 1hr special on her tummy tuck. most of it got cut off, i believe it was a flower.
Iveski | January 5, 2011 at 11:14 am
Her tattoo says “Mind the Gap”.
Satan's bitch | January 5, 2011 at 11:42 am
lol
me | January 5, 2011 at 11:15 am
she has an acute case of noassitol…….
Iveski | January 5, 2011 at 11:15 am
“Jon wuz here”
snacks | January 5, 2011 at 11:16 am
This hole shat out eight kids, all further deliveries in the rear.
WoodyZaloopa | January 6, 2011 at 6:45 am
LOL
Dante Calamari | January 6, 2011 at 7:50 pm
Everything leads to her vagina. It has it’s own gravity. Small planets have been swallowed up by it. Looking for Atlantis? Look no further. Unfortunately once you go in there is no escape.
Iveski | January 5, 2011 at 11:17 am
“I had eight kids, and all I got was this gaping, ruined vagina.”
Cock Dr | January 5, 2011 at 11:27 am
Keep ‘em coming Iveski!
Chip Chipperson | January 5, 2011 at 11:22 am
tss tss…I bet her vagina is a tattoo or sumpthin I dont know….tss tss
Toto | January 5, 2011 at 11:42 am
Kate went to Oz-tralia to find some ruby slippers, got spashed with water and now she’s melting. Jon was just some monkey who fucked her and then flew away. It all makes perfect sense.
joho777 | January 5, 2011 at 11:43 am
Guess where?
I would say between the cheeks of her butt. That way the most guys will see it.
M | January 5, 2011 at 11:48 am
She looks like she got a boob job too… Especially in pic 3. You can see the outlines of them.
JJ | January 5, 2011 at 11:51 am
She already had that tattoo. She has one on her ankle too but she got them before she had kids.
yo | January 5, 2011 at 11:56 am
it says “Don’t Block The Box!”
Iveski | January 5, 2011 at 12:02 pm
Hmm…
“Box lunch at the Y”?
“Gone fisting”?
“Please exit single file”?
“Throwing a hot dog down a hallway: The Ride”?
Cock Dr | January 5, 2011 at 12:09 pm
Yes, yes, YES!
Sonny the Cuckoo Bird | January 5, 2011 at 12:46 pm
“Help me find my keys and we can drive out of here in my Cadillac.”
McFeely Smackup | January 5, 2011 at 12:05 pm
The tattoo says “EPA Superfund Cleanup Site” and in smaller text “Sinkhole Danger, Do Not Approach Without Ropes”
frisbeeken | January 5, 2011 at 12:06 pm
“Warning: Dicks must be at least this wide in order to feel my vagina walls”
slapkatyperry | January 5, 2011 at 12:08 pm
It says TRUCK ROUTE or NO FLAMMABLE LOADS IN TUNNEL
hey who left their large leather hand bag on the chair? It looks pretty haggard but people will steal anything now a days oh that’s just Kate, my bad
slapkatyperry | January 5, 2011 at 12:18 pm
CHUNNEL ENTRANCE > Dover,UK 31miles
DELIVERIES IN REAR>
12% GRADE:TRUCKS USE LOWER GEAR
DIP
slippery when wet
CAUTION: strong head winds
lights on for safety
WIDE LOAD
Yield to on coming traffic
cross traffic does not stop
Roast beef: keep refrigerated
CONTENTS MAY HAVE SHIFTED IN TRANSIT
slapkatyperry | January 5, 2011 at 12:26 pm
NASA WIND TUNNEL TESTING SITE
Al Qaeda wuz here: كـافــر
slapkatyperry | January 5, 2011 at 12:35 pm
Maternity ward
public storage 12′x12′
sperm bank
WARNING!!! FLAPS MAY RETRACT WITHOUT WARNING
MLVC | January 5, 2011 at 12:27 pm
enter at own risk
konstantine | January 5, 2011 at 12:30 pm
she’s had that tattoo for many years…used to be a rose with leaves…after her tummy tuck its now just the leaves. saw this on jon and kate plus 8. and yes i am a chick. next.
McFeely Smackup | January 5, 2011 at 1:04 pm
used to be a rose with leaves…then it was stretched out to a shapeless multicolored smear with stretch marked cracking through it like broken glass…now after the plastic surgery, it’s just a fucking hot steaming mess.
konstantine | January 6, 2011 at 7:11 pm
f yes
Lady Blah Blah | January 5, 2011 at 12:31 pm
She’s like a tranny who tries to deceive men into thinking they’re hot chicks. She’s one of the most revolting, disgusting of the crop of instant celebs. And what an evil bitch to curse children by getting pregnant again and again by a dude with Downs. (Yeah, he doesn’t have Downs, he’s part Asian and part Irish, right.)
GravyLeg | January 5, 2011 at 6:31 pm
Are there trannys out there trying to look like ugly chicks?
Angie | January 6, 2011 at 12:34 pm
Especially now with that yellow hair and plastic surgery she does look like a tranny with kids as groupies.
jujee | January 5, 2011 at 12:33 pm
To be fair she’s always had the tattoo, long before her kids and all of this shit happened. Most of it got removed when she got her tummy tuck years ago though.
Angie | January 6, 2011 at 12:35 pm
Then she should have the remainder of that hot mess removed, hell she can surely afford it. Oh that’s right, she only does freebies like her tummy tuck.
HeyNow | January 5, 2011 at 12:58 pm
“WWJD”
stinky mcpoop | January 5, 2011 at 1:07 pm
“Maximum Occupancy: 6″
Iveski | January 5, 2011 at 2:03 pm
7. Jon must have nailed her at least once while she was pregnant with the second litter.
stinky mcpoop | January 5, 2011 at 1:11 pm
She should get a “TLC” logo tramp stamp.
b | January 5, 2011 at 2:00 pm
In no way am I defending this miserable cunt, but these sink hole jokes are wasted because no children ever came out of there. it is still ruined and disgusting because she let Jon put his penis in there, but not stretched out because he has a tiny asian penis you see.
Iveski | January 5, 2011 at 2:04 pm
Hey, no sinkhole vagina joke is EVER wasted. I’ll not let facts and reality spoil my fun.
McFeely Smackup | January 5, 2011 at 3:10 pm
why all the hate on Jon? He at least seems like a decent, normal guy. And he’s got the self control of a Buddhist monk…I’d have strangled that bitch while staring right into the cameras, listening to the cheers from the film crew.
Iveski | January 5, 2011 at 2:09 pm
Shit, I can’t believe I forgot “Dead End”.
GeneralEmergency | January 5, 2011 at 2:10 pm
“Man does not look upon the face of the Gorgon and live. Buh-Bye!”
Iveski | January 5, 2011 at 2:14 pm
“Keep arms and legs in vagina at all times”…
Man, I should really get back to work…
Cock Dr | January 5, 2011 at 2:22 pm
I’ll write you a note: “Please excuse staffer from further afternoon assignments…..must continue making Gosselin pussy jokes on internet gossip site”.
It’s be on really nice letterhead – that should do the trick.
Iveski | January 5, 2011 at 2:38 pm
A doctor’s note would probably do the trick… :)
GeneralEmergency | January 5, 2011 at 2:20 pm
“I’m with Stupid.”
DieTROLLS | January 5, 2011 at 2:26 pm
I think she is hot.
lightdragon | January 5, 2011 at 10:12 pm
you must be new here on this planet and never saw a hot woman before. let me tell you that hopefully if you come by tomorrow you will hopefully see hotter chicks than this one.
GeneralEmergency | January 5, 2011 at 2:26 pm
“Safety Glasses Must Be Worn At All Times”
“Please do not feed the Octopus!”
“If you lived here, you’d be home by now.”
Lostshorty22 | January 5, 2011 at 3:16 pm
Kate & LeAnn Rimes have matching tattoos…how sweet. I wonder if they braid each others hair while devising a way to take over the world.
ew | January 5, 2011 at 3:17 pm
Are you sure it’s not a giant stretch mark?
Franksinatrastein | January 5, 2011 at 3:36 pm
She’s taking a vacation in Australia?
Let’s lay this out…
Does anybody believe that this woman has any kind of “career” left in front of her? She’s now at the freak-show stage of “entertainment.” She’s going camping with Sarah Palin. She’ll Dance With Stars, Skate For Her Life, and who knows what else.
But she’s not an actress, she’s not funny, and the only cash she’s going to make with her looks would come from Vivid or Hef.
Which leaves us with a question for this woman who continues to win the Mother of the Year award: where are you going to get the $ to put your kids through college? What are you doing going to AUSTRALIA for a vacation? How irresponsible are you? (rhetorical question, of course… her life is a Harvard Business Case of bad parenting)
Flower | January 5, 2011 at 6:44 pm
My! Such seriousness for a T&A site! It isn’t a vacation, dearie….do not fret so. It is “work”, paid for by TLC. The college fund is safe. Feel better?
XFX | January 5, 2011 at 3:48 pm
Maybe that’s just the result of a botched C-section…
TheGooch | January 5, 2011 at 3:56 pm
It’s Chinese Characters that say “I’m with stupid”
stinky mcpoop | January 5, 2011 at 4:29 pm
Beneath her C-section scar – “Why So Serious?”
Dave | January 5, 2011 at 5:10 pm
Hate to say it but I’d totally hit that.
Cardinal Ximenez | January 5, 2011 at 5:33 pm
WAIT WAIT WAIT… WTF!!! That’s the same tattoo LeAnn Rimes has…
http://www.thesuperficial.com/leann-rimes-has-implants-get-out-01-2011
kanyeisgay | January 5, 2011 at 5:36 pm
TAT says ” Insert tent pole A here “, Sarah P.
tres | January 6, 2011 at 8:28 am
I like that!!!
Salad Face | January 5, 2011 at 5:49 pm
Regardless of how long she has had this tattoo, once the survey came out that Kate G. was more hated than Mel Gibson- the tattoo is clearly trying to make a run for it. I dare say that thing gets picked up before T.O. in the spring. Good stride, indeed!
Robert Acquafresca | January 5, 2011 at 5:54 pm
“If you cant stop in time, wave as you go under”
Ashley | January 5, 2011 at 6:02 pm
All this talk about a mangled vaj… She had a C-section. The vaj itself is probably fine, especially considering John is Asian.
Jeffrey Dahmer | January 5, 2011 at 6:42 pm
thanks for weighing in ashley, you miserable cunt.
PS: you sound delicious.
Jan | January 5, 2011 at 7:38 pm
She looks like a FOOL in that bathing suit. OH, she is a fool. LOL Her show should be over soon.
JoJo | January 5, 2011 at 8:02 pm
Why is everyone insinuating that her hatchet wound is wore out? She had a c-section when she birthed her clan, and there’s no way that Jon’s little asian pecker stretched that thing out. I’ll bet that kitty is as tight as a teenage (18, of course) virgin.
mcfeely smackup | January 5, 2011 at 8:30 pm
Maybe because she’s a bitch?
iola | January 5, 2011 at 9:56 pm
HeHEE