Kate Gosselin Just Got Fired From Coupon Cabin

“Are coupons little Asian children that suck the life out of you? Because I know about those. And stuffing them into a cabin.”

Probably because her first post right out of the gate wasn’t about coupons but instead denying those pesky plastic surgery rumors that, well, you’d have to be famous like her to understand, Kate Gosselin was fired from CouponCabin.com today after almost an entire year of doing whatever it is she did there which was nothing. Here’s the CEO’s open letter which sadly doesn’t use the words “mediocre” or “raging snizzlecunt”:

To all our Kate blog readers:
Some nine-plus years ago, I started CouponCabin with the thought of creating a single website that had all the best coupons… no gimmicks, no fluff, just a site that was easy to use and that had great deals. Along the way, we’ve helped our users collectively save hundreds of millions of dollars.
A series of recent events have made it clear to me that Kate Gosselin and her contributions do not align with the authenticity which we set out to build almost a decade ago, and that Ms. Gosselin is simply not a good fit with the wonderful team and culture at CouponCabin.
It’s with this that I am writing to inform you of our decision to discontinue Ms. Gosselin’s feature blog on CouponCabin.com. Ms. Gosselin’s contributions garnered both positive attention and criticism, but as always, I respect and appreciate your candid opinions, which often encourage us not to lose sight of our mission — to help YOU save money.
We wish Kate, her family and her support staff all the best.
Scott Kluth
Founder and CEO of CouponCabin.com

According to RadarOnline, the main source of contention was that Kate Gosselin apparently acts like Kate Gosselin all the time and no one wants to work with Kate Gosselin:

An insider at the company exclusively tells RadarOnline.com that Kate was “difficult to work with, often making outrageous demands and just didn’t fit in with the company as a whole.
“Kate thought that because she was a celebrity she could do or write whatever she wanted, but that’s not the way it works.”

The sad news is, I was really looking forward to her annual gift guide that was probably just going to be three sentences about how Jon’s tiny penis used to hurt the children with a link to Amazon at the bottom. It’s always so helpful this time of year.

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