“Are coupons little Asian children that suck the life out of you? Because I know about those. And stuffing them into a cabin.”
Probably because her first post right out of the gate wasn’t about coupons but instead denying those pesky plastic surgery rumors that, well, you’d have to be famous like her to understand, Kate Gosselin was fired from CouponCabin.com today after almost an entire year of doing whatever it is she did there which was nothing. Here’s the CEO’s open letter which sadly doesn’t use the words “mediocre” or “raging snizzlecunt”:
To all our Kate blog readers:
Some nine-plus years ago, I started CouponCabin with the thought of creating a single website that had all the best coupons… no gimmicks, no fluff, just a site that was easy to use and that had great deals. Along the way, we’ve helped our users collectively save hundreds of millions of dollars.
A series of recent events have made it clear to me that Kate Gosselin and her contributions do not align with the authenticity which we set out to build almost a decade ago, and that Ms. Gosselin is simply not a good fit with the wonderful team and culture at CouponCabin.
It’s with this that I am writing to inform you of our decision to discontinue Ms. Gosselin’s feature blog on CouponCabin.com. Ms. Gosselin’s contributions garnered both positive attention and criticism, but as always, I respect and appreciate your candid opinions, which often encourage us not to lose sight of our mission — to help YOU save money.
We wish Kate, her family and her support staff all the best.
Scott Kluth
Founder and CEO of CouponCabin.com
According to RadarOnline, the main source of contention was that Kate Gosselin apparently acts like Kate Gosselin all the time and no one wants to work with Kate Gosselin:
An insider at the company exclusively tells RadarOnline.com that Kate was “difficult to work with, often making outrageous demands and just didn’t fit in with the company as a whole.
“Kate thought that because she was a celebrity she could do or write whatever she wanted, but that’s not the way it works.”
The sad news is, I was really looking forward to her annual gift guide that was probably just going to be three sentences about how Jon’s tiny penis used to hurt the children with a link to Amazon at the bottom. It’s always so helpful this time of year.
Photos: Splash News
Ironically, she finally did get them some PR…today.
Ha ha!
That’s an awesome dismissal letter!
No holds barred, love it.
A beautifully crafted way of saying ‘she was an asshole’. We should all aspire to such literary greatness.
I’m detecting a little hostility…. Is it the fact she left the cap off her marker/highlighter?
She’s more dried out.
I’m shocked the bitch kept even a fake job for an entire year.
I blame the company… those stupid bastards actually expected a selfish bitch to write a blog about something other than herself. Have you seen this woman before?????
That bit about “her support staff” is a nice dig. Imagine being a member of Kate Gosselin’s posse.
one step closer to humiliation porn.
Oh please God, no.
Oh, please God, yes! Yes!! YES!!!
I agree with Iveski. She is such a stupid cunt. But I wouldn’t watch that shit. I don’t like watching people whose names I already know. I’m weird like that.
You just need to separate jerk off porn from hilarious porn. You have to know names to get the full hilarity effect.
I have no problem fapping to someone I know., if the porn is good enough.
“We wish Kate, her family and her support staff all the best.”
She brought her nanny, bodyguard and personal assistant to work with her.
“To all our Kate blog readers:
SoME nine-plus years ago, I starteD CouponCabin wIth the thOught of CREating a single website that had all the best coupons…”
fuxed
er, fixed
or, fucked!
We know where your mind is…
“Some nine-plus years ago…”
Wouldn’t that be TEN years ago?
Or “almost ten years ago”?
What on earth is “nine-plus years”?
That awkward moment when nobody jumps ship with Kate.
Am I the only one that assumed she’d been fired long ago? I had no idea she still worked there.
Can you really even call it “fired” when your job is to turn in 200 words related to a set of coupon codes every week or two?
The Coupon Cabin in the Woods. Kate can play the slutty blonde who gets decapitated.
From the picture I gathered that she was a valuable contributing team member. I guess you cant believe what you see. I know pictures say a thousand words, but this one only says one….”lie.”
so im guessing this means the guy has no more nerve endings left.
Who the hell is “Kate Gosselin” and why is she being mentioned about in a celebrity gossip website?
Wow. So it turns out that no one give a shit about her opinion on anything. Who knew?
Since when is “Fire 8 little SuperCoupons outta your womb and cash them in for free stuff” gimmicky?
She has one of those ugly-ass French manicures. The tips of her nails are as white as her bleached teeth.
Hate that shit.
Taking her picture down on the way out.
Too late! It’s already in the lunch room, full of darts.
umm, as a father of young girls i’m appalled that more women aren’t menstruating themselves over the outrageousness of this firing, clearly kate is being discriminated on because she’s a woman, “difficult to work with, often making outrageous demands”…every few weeks, right? read between the lines people! stop discriminating against women because they get their periods and are bitches. its the law, DUH.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHA!! Sweet schadenfreude before bedtime, thanks Fish!
Kate’s problem is that she thinks she is too good, she has no personality, doesn’t know how to treat people decently. She deserves to get fired.
Is she really Kate Gosselin anymore? If she’s divorced, she’s just Kate Anonymous with a bus of kids.
If I was Jon, I’d be pissed she’s still using my name.
Her firing goes to show that being relatively attractive with big tits doesn’t dilute a horrible, grating personality. I’m glad that humanity can still pull out a win every once in a while.
Speaking of Jon, we need some good pics of him getting fat and wearing those flaming dragons t-shirts.
A self-esteem boost is always nice.
they used for publicity, I never heard of this company before they hired her. losers.
that is an excellent point. I do not care for kate much at all, but I doubt anybody heard of this company before the firing of Kate.
Her vagina is a cabin and they could not give away any coupons for that so she got fired. Duh.