“And these are the ‘magic hands’ I use to make my kids disappear.
Ha! I’m kidding. There’s a .45 in my purse.”
Kate Gosselin has barely been at CouponCabin.com long enough to hang pictures of her mug all over the place, but she’s already using her new blogging “job” (I’m still in pajama pants and will be for the next three-four hours.) to shoot down Internet rumors that she got a facelift:
With all of the buzz about me having had a facelift, I will confirm that I have not had one (I am only 36!!!). But, I will take all of the talk about how rested and young I look as a compliment! So thanks!
While my first reaction is to insult Kate for signing each of her posts with “K8,” I actually have to compliment her for learning the first rule of blogging: “Always be lying your ass off.” For example, Courtney Stodden isn’t even real. I made all those pics using Photoshop and a Barbie doll filled with Fix-A-Flat. Ha! A 16-year-old with fake tits. You should’ve seen your faces.
Photos: Splash News