“And these are the ‘magic hands’ I use to make my kids disappear.
Ha! I’m kidding. There’s a .45 in my purse.”
Kate Gosselin has barely been at CouponCabin.com long enough to hang pictures of her mug all over the place, but she’s already using her new blogging “job” (I’m still in pajama pants and will be for the next three-four hours.) to shoot down Internet rumors that she got a facelift:
With all of the buzz about me having had a facelift, I will confirm that I have not had one (I am only 36!!!). But, I will take all of the talk about how rested and young I look as a compliment! So thanks!
While my first reaction is to insult Kate for signing each of her posts with “K8,” I actually have to compliment her for learning the first rule of blogging: “Always be lying your ass off.” For example, Courtney Stodden isn’t even real. I made all those pics using Photoshop and a Barbie doll filled with Fix-A-Flat. Ha! A 16-year-old with fake tits. You should’ve seen your faces.
Photos: Splash News
I don’t actually believe she got a facelift. But I would believe that she spent thousands and thousands of dollars on a plethora of non-mediocre dermatology treatments.
Bingo.
She definitely has had something done to that face. In this picture, she looks like the horse that is LeAnn Rimes.
….Umm—so in essence she just admitted to looking that fuck-up naturally???….Artofwar
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However, she will admit to getting a cunt-lift. Fuck it. No she won’t, she is Kate Gosselin.
Are those the before and after pictures?
Hey, the trannies in Brazil have “pump parties” where they inject Fix-A-Flat into their butts. Im not even joking!
You should do a before/after shot, you wont even recognize that soul sucking hen.
No facelift huh. How about a pearl necklace then?
She thinks we know shit about botox.
Tummy tuck, check. Breast implants, can’t deny that. Facelift…OMG how could you suggest such a thing! I’m only 36!!!
Anyone else think “jesus fucking christ, she’s only 36???”
I’m glad she put those nasty facelift rumors to rest so now she can get back to the important and lucrative work of coupon blogging. Two words I didn’t know could be used together before now.
are those french acrylics? what is this? 2003?
Well, maybe Mommy wouldn’t have *had* to get a facelift if you lazy kids had worked harder and not gotten cancelled.
HAHAHAHAHAA
….My thoughts exactly—-hell don’t they have a family dog?— Put his lazy ass to work too.
The Bravo Network and E Channel and some of the other reality television networks have shows about a bunch of Rednecks going trout fishing using nothing but their cocks—I’m sure theres room for an unemployed pouch in there somewhere….Artofwar
….pooch–a goddamn unemployed pooch….Artofwar
I would love to suck on those toes. Her pudgy piggys could really use a tongue bath.
Holy shit thanks for turning my stomach. And, your mom is overdue.
She’s waiting for your Mom to come over and lick up all the afterbirth.
I agree with JC, absolutely she has. That’s what she needs the fucking money for … not her kids, but her lavish, selfish-cunt lifestyle. Is there even an intellect there ? Imagine having to spend thousands on your face and body at (and before) age 36. What a useless cooze … an ANNOYING, useless cooze. All the plastic surgery in the world can’t fix a nasty, vapid personality.
h8rz goddah h8!
Isn’t that what this website is all about ??
well said – she is fucking NASTY.
Ugly, too.
Get a fcuking job you useless C**t !!!
I would love to lather my tongue in her warm pussy juices ..
Err I think that well dried up somewhere around the 5th kid.
eww seriously?
More like the desert than a stream , muchacho!
I doubt she got a facelift (too much down time), but she looks like she got a shit load of fillers and did something to her eyebrows. There’s a pic of her holding a koala and her wonky eyebrows make her look like a blonde, older, uglier version of Jayde Nicole.
Yikes … uglier than Jade Nicole ? I was sooo disappointed when Playboy chose her for the PMOY, and with that dumb-assed “Respect” tattoo, gah.
That does look more like botox.
Botox can actually look good if you do it only once a year. Twice, tops. All the women that look awful with botox, like Nicole Kidman, do it every couple of months. That is insane. And very dangerous.
I wish I could charter a plane and put her, the Kardashians, the Jersey Shore cast, Spencer and Heidi, Paris Hilton and Ryan Seacrest on it and then crash it into the Alps.
If that won’t get me a seat in heaven at the right hand of God I don’t know what will.
if you could get all that done, you’d be somebody’s god, that’s for sure! ;)
Let’s not ruin the Alps. How about the Pyrenees?
Be sure to book Jon Gosselin on the flight and put him in first class, while Kate sits in coach, just to irritate her more.
hahaha
Brilliant – but make sure the crash doesnt kill them and merely strands them there forever – forcing them to eat one another to survive.
And of course FILM IT.
The ultimate payback and reality for these ‘stars.’
Look at that dipshit’s picture behind her. “Hey look at me I’m charming and funny, ha ha!”
Well, fuck you!
She uses a frisbee for a diaphragm
She uses tampons 6 at a time
Like throwing a broomstick down a hallway , eh?
Like poking a pencil in a 5-gallon bucket
is that how she managed to have 8?
The kids are very competitive and it was a photo-finish at the hole.
I have used a trash bag as a condom with her , as it is easy to fall in
I find using a painting tarp works quite well . When I’m done , I just bring the corners together and fold carefully. I follow the paints spots out of the “cave” when I become lost .
Skunt or slunt ? Skut?
I have used a complete rock – climbing harness as I was very afraid of falling in and ….
I too have gone “spelunking” inside Kate . I’ve found lots of household items , including a recliner
This is the second photo of her at work where she has failed to have the name or even a logo of Coupon Cabin in the shot. She’s really treating them like family.
Kate is getting so desperate for cash after TLC axed her show that four of her kids are already working for Nike sweatshops.
She didn’t have a facelift. Those photos are airbrushed. It is very obvious the photos were taken by a professional photographer. Professional photos shot in a candid style. Her face is photoshopped.
I would still love to squat over this bitch’s face and take a dump.
I would eat lots of lettuce first.
Nice helping of sauerkraut and cabbage , with a hearty helping of asparagus. Ad some corn for a visual and textural change .
Extra-hot chili with lots and lots of beans, whoot !!
Find some hobo’s at a truck stop or railyard . With their diet , something unusual will likely spill out
Pffft, this women’s been overhauled from head to foot. If she has a factory original skeleton, I’d be surprised.
Who is she?
Is she a celebrity?
If so why?
I would bang her brains out, something about her turns me on.
That would be one or two thrusts . You may want to bang something else out of her , like bitchiness. You would be at that all night and the next day
I could grudge – fuck her for at least 40 – 50 minutes , then pull out and treat her to a protein slurry
Tried to bang the bitchiness out of her. I went three days constantly , with no end ( of her bitchiness) in sight. Mr. Happy was all worn out , however
Sure you weren’t fucking my ex – wife ?
I could not fuck the bitchiness out her even after nearly 11 years . My conclusion was that it wasn’t possible to fuck her out of her permanent bitch state . I wish the next guys all the luck in the world , but between you and me , she has herpes and genital warts , so douse her with kerosene prior , during and after .
I’d giver her a facelift… with a rope around her neck.
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She didn’t get A facelift;. She got MULTIPLE. Duh.
LMAO.. no one fkn cares!
She doesn’t even look like the same person. I agree Danara, she got several facelifts, none of them good. She must of gone to a strip mall in LaHaska.
I will watch her boys for her .. No Charge ….
But I didn’t have a facelift! I just had 10 other procedures that look like the equivalent of a facelift!
Well damn. She doesn’t look half bad for having had a Chinese firedrill in her uterus.
She didn’t get a facelift, she just had everything else lowered.
Kate may deny having a face lift, but it is obvious that she has had quite a bit a plastic surgery done…hell, she doesn’t even look the same!!! cracks me up when people have work done then can’t admit to it!!
Taking her picture down on the way out.
they used for publicity, I never heard of this company before they hired her. losers.