Kate Gosselin Earned ‘The Right’ To This Body

September 16th, 2010 // 84 Comments
Kate Gosselin on the cover of People

Kate Gosselin appears on the latest issue of People (above) where she shoots down rumors of plastic surgery and credits her “new body” entirely to her morning jogs:

“I’ve worked really hard!” she tells PEOPLE in this week’s cover story. “Haven’t I earned the right, at this point, to look good?”
While the single mom shoots down incessant tabloid reports linking her to her bodyguard – “It’s just absurd,” Gosselin says – she does hope her new body will turn some heads. “I’m waiting for Mr. Right. It would be nice if somebody noticed me, sure!”

Yes, how dare we fault Kate Gosselin for focusing on her appearance while a team of strangers raises all those kids she had to have to be on TV. I mean, how else is she going to ensnare a man and make him stay home with the brats while she flies across the country with his balls in her purse? You can’t just jog up to a dude looking like the fucking Grinch. Sure, we’ll have sex with you and never tell our friends, but that’s not the way to begin an emasculating relationship full of shame and self-loathing. Bait and switch, folks. That’s the only hope here.

Full Size Version Here for reasons I will never understand.

Photo: People

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  1. JASPER

    I’d fuck her mouth and ass.

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    HonestAbe
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    Plastic surgery or not, I’d tongue bunch that butthole anyday!!

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    Zac
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    I wouldn’t touch her with a million foot pole!

  4. DFCtomm

    There was a small congressional district in her uterus, but hey a morning job cleared it all up.

  5. dirtynews.weebly.com

    No way a mom of that many has tits like that.

  6. Z3RO

    photoshopped or not, I’d hit it

  7. Michelle

    Uh, define hard work…plastic surgery and letting someone else raise your kids? Making the money to pay for that plastic surgery by exploiting your children and your family and then using your 15 minutes of fame to play the victim and talk about yourself incessantly? Yeah. Real hard work.

  8. Teresa

    Kate Gosselin has EARNED nothing. Success fell into her lap by way of promoting her ability to reproduce in multiples while loudly complaining about the injustices of life in general and being a self-centered, spoiled rotten, big-mouthed harpy. She has good PR people, cute kids, a big mouth and a lousy attitude. Once, just ONCE, I would LOVE to see her make an appearance or give an interview 1) without the ‘Poor Little Me’ aura, 2) without the ‘My Poor Fatherless Children’ aura, and 3) WITHOUT A WORD ABOUT JON.

    Sorry, Kate. No one cares if you chose to marry that frat boy loser. Glad you wised up, but you need to keep your mouth shut. Some day those kids will start asking questions about why you just didn’t keep your big mouth shut. That would end the drama, wouldn’t it. Oh, wait! Can’t end the drama, because THAT would end your exposure, which would end your celebrity, which would leave you out of work and out of money.

    You are a slap in the face to hard-working single moms everywhere who actually go out into the trenches every day and actually WORK for a living. How can I say that? I’m one of them. A STRONG SURVIVOR. You’ve got quite a long way to go before you can run with the leaders of the Hard Working Single Mom’s Club.

  9. Cojoto

    I agree. But I don’t think she looks that great. If it wasn’t for the free tummy tuck she wouldn’t be sporting that bikini. No amount of jogging will get rid of that “butt in the front” and if you take the fake boobs away, she has a boys body!.. She has NO CURVES what so ever!

    The sad part is..the way she struts around flirting with all the guys and dressing slutty all time “LOOK AT ME..LOOK AT ME!” What a bad example she setting for her girls. Especially Madie she’s gonna grow up to be just like her! She already has the nasty attitude like her mother!

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