Kate Gosselin Earned ‘The Right’ To This Body

Kate Gosselin appears on the latest issue of People (above) where she shoots down rumors of plastic surgery and credits her “new body” entirely to her morning jogs:

“I’ve worked really hard!” she tells PEOPLE in this week’s cover story. “Haven’t I earned the right, at this point, to look good?”
While the single mom shoots down incessant tabloid reports linking her to her bodyguard – “It’s just absurd,” Gosselin says – she does hope her new body will turn some heads. “I’m waiting for Mr. Right. It would be nice if somebody noticed me, sure!”

Yes, how dare we fault Kate Gosselin for focusing on her appearance while a team of strangers raises all those kids she had to have to be on TV. I mean, how else is she going to ensnare a man and make him stay home with the brats while she flies across the country with his balls in her purse? You can’t just jog up to a dude looking like the fucking Grinch. Sure, we’ll have sex with you and never tell our friends, but that’s not the way to begin an emasculating relationship full of shame and self-loathing. Bait and switch, folks. That’s the only hope here.

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Photo: People