Kate Gosselin Actually Got A Job

November 3rd, 2011 // 32 Comments

With eight mouths to feed and, I assume, a medical need to only work in non-mediocre environments, Kate Gosselin really needed to find a job after ratings tanked for Kate Plus 8 because, surprise, she’s the part of the show people least want to look at or more importantly hear. Anyway, she’s somehow landed a job, but as a blogger for CouponCabin.com which I think we can all agree is a bullshit profession. Those people don’t even wear pants:

No matter what your financial situation is, there’s no reason not to use coupons. It’s like free money in your pocket!” said Gosselin. “I’m thrilled to lend my expertise to CouponCabin.com, where you can easily find the best deals on practically everything.”
Gosselin will be contributing a weekly post on topics like how to stretch a budget for a large family, holiday shopping tips, gift ideas and more. She will be also be sharing top coupons from CouponCabin.com on her own blog at www.kateplusmy8.com.
“Kate has embraced coupons her entire life,” said Jackie Warrick, President at CouponCabin.com. “We look forward to sharing the unique insight she has gained over the years.”

Yes, because when I think of thriftiness, I immediately think of Kate Gosselin and her thousands of dollars of reconstructive gut surgery. In fact, once the show was canceled, I heard she bought her Audi entirely with coupons. She’s just like you, moms.

Photos: INFdaily

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  1. Hubble telescope

    Using the new zoom ability on Kate’s forehead on photo 6 of this gallery is terrifying. Looks like NASA photos of Mars’ surface.

  2. Dude of Dudes

    Blogger for CouponCabin? Why was Head Shrew at GetYourBitchOn.com taken?

  3. well after buying that fancy shmancy car i’m not surprised she’s on coupons. the surprise would be if she wasn’t on welfare and medicaid now too. which is just like free money!

  4. Her history with bargains goes way back. I hear those kids were buy one, get one.

  5. Kate Gosselin New Job Coupon Cabin Blog
    Commented on this photo:

    Microphone – just a fancy word for practice cock.

  6. Jimbo

    When is Kate going to do porn? I would pay to see some DP action…

  7. Kate Gosselin New Job Coupon Cabin Blog
    Josephus
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    So based on the whole “black microphone” thing…Kate’s into old dudes?

  8. Buddy the Elf

    She is so smug and disgusting.
    What a haggard bitch.

  9. Artofwar

    ….Fuck finding a job she should have found a diaphragm.

  10. She should spell “coupon” like she pronounces it…”Q-pon.” With extra emphasis on the Q.

  11. JC

    She should try o get a gig with the cops in some or all of the Occupy Wall Street locations. They could use her uterus as a cannon to fire tear gas canisters into the crowds.

  12. hmna

    Dear Kate:

    CouponCabin.com is a mediocre website.

    Sincerely,
    Everybody

  13. Donald Trump

    It’s gotta be hard work for her to always look like such a cunty bitch.

    Or maybe it comes naturally?

  14. cc

    ‘No matter what your financial situation is, there’s no reason not to use coupons. It’s like free money in your pocket!’

    Gosh, I am just going to sit hear and contemplate how profound that statement is.

  15. Kate Gosselin New Job Coupon Cabin Blog
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    what?? You can get paid for blogging??

    …and I’ve been GIVING it away like some catholic girl at summer camp??

  16. forrest gump

    …..maids are alway’s wanted.

  17. Kate Gosselin New Job Coupon Cabin Blog
    Tim
    Commented on this photo:

    I’d hit it

  18. The gooch

    blogging, that’ll pay the bills HAHAHAHAHA

  19. Tam

    Kate is a horrible “couponer”. Not only could she never make it on a extreme couponing type show (unless someone helped her) she wouldn’t even make it on most local couponing sites. I remember her shopping on the show and was proud to stock up on grapes for $1.99 lb. I’m no coupon expert but about half the time I get grapes for free and have never paid more then .99 lb. A few weeks ago she bragged about getting expired items on sale and buying 50+ boxes of juice boxes when on sale for $2? Those are not deals to me or most couponers. I only used couponcabin a few times to check online promo codes. I will make sure I never visit the site again if they watse thier money paying Kate for advice!

  20. kurgen99

    Wow, her picture makes me thing of a certain color that rhymes with the word “orange.”

  21. “Kate has embraced coupons her whole life.”
    The only thing that bothers me about Kate is I can’t decide whether she reminds me more of Gandhi or Martin Luther King Jr.

  22. Napoupi

    I think it’s important for everyone out there who thinks that Kate is an explotative bitch to read this post on her blog :

    http://www.kateplusmy8.com/whos-the-boss/

    It’s about how she deals with the hassle of having to boss her kids around and order them to work in the chicken barn… (Real story)

  23. Venom

    So Coupon Cabin is really a porn site and she was hired as a fluffier.

  24. terri

    Well, well, well. I guess the princess is falling from grace and having to work a “mediocre” job like the rest of us.

  25. Kuato

    Makes me think of the taxi driver from Total Recall. . .”maaaaan, I got 8 kids to feed. . .”

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