Now that Kate Plus 8 has been canceled thanks to its complete transformation from a show about raising eight cute little Asian kids to a strange, twisted look into the glamorous new life of a soulless, rags-to-riches control freak, Kate Gosselin is freaking out in the latest issue of People because she has to get a real job now. Via HollywoodLife:
But Kate, who is used to TLC paying for her family to take extravagant trips to places like Australia and Alaska knows can already feel her life changing drastically.
“I don’t want to take anything away that [the kids] have been given,” Kate says. “[I've saved] for a little while. People think we made gazillions of dollars, and we didn’t. After the show was canceled, I said, ‘I’ll go back to my old nursing job.’ If nothing comes up, I’ll do it. But the scary reality is, 12-hour nursing shifts every day wouldn’t let me continue to provide well for me eight kids.”
And here are just some of things Kate has to ditch unless her children’s nimble Asian fingers are ready to build a whole lot of iPods:
Kate has a full staff which costs $500,000: “Kate employs two housekeepers, two nannies, an assistant, and bodyguard Steve Neild.
The mom-of-eight’s $2,000 hair: “That’s what Kate paid last year for a cut, color and Brazilian keratin treatment at Ted Gibson’s NYC salon.”
Kate’s sprawling $1.3 million estate: “Kate’s 6,000 square foot five-bedroom mansion in Wernersville, Pa., sits on 24 secluded acres.”
Kate spends $500,000 on her children’s private school: “Her kids are in private school. At 5 grand a month for each child that adds up.”
Kate’s shopping sprees that costs ???: “Kate’s fashion tab is hard to know. TLC picked up much of it — but she loves to shop!”
Here’s the best part about this whole story: This is a woman who’s been well-documented as recklessly shatting out eight kids for the sole purpose of landing a reality show and getting a bunch of free shit because there’s absolutely no way that gravy train would suddenly come to a screeching halt leaving her holding a bag full of rugrats she can’t afford. Talk about a completely unpredictable turn of events. I just assumed an angel from Heaven would float down to earth once a year and hand Kate a bag of money. Clearly that had to be the backup plan, so maybe he’s just waiting for the last episode to air and everybody needs to stop freaking out and secretly wondering if anyone would really notice if a kid or two went missing. Yes, there are eight of them, all identical, but just backburner that one for at least another week. Two at most.
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Surely there must be a job for a soulless bitch with half decent tits…..It’ll come to me in a minute.
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You mean flight attendant?
been a long time since you flew commercial then, yeh, pippy? they usually don’t have half decent tits.
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She is so old and fat. She’s older and fatter than Marlon Brando in The Island of Dr. Moreau.
She’s not fat! Geez, there are SO many things wrong with her, and you call her fat? LMAO
I can’t stop laughing at that comment. Good one!!
She’ll have to sell them all for scientific experiments.
I’m sure the medical establishment has a use for 8 Asian kids for experiments
I smell a spinoff.
Did you mean her 500 ml saline [oh 1000ml for both]???
“Human Centipede 8″
*mixing up 8 different kinds of acid into eye droppers*
“Eight that don’t Feel so Great ” and Evil Incarnate Mother !
“Is this the part where I get down on my knees and make the segzy happen?”
So she hasn’t been prudently saving and investing for the day when her 15 minutes were up? Shocking!
Well, there’s the unemployment line .. knowing khate she’ll complain, “this is not enough to maintain my lavish life and the kids…the kids…. this is not what they were given …. how much does TLC contribute to unemployment?”
this can’t be good for the kids.
You know what else can’t be good for the kids? Having seven brothers and sisters and a narcissistic sociopath for a mother.
Yeah too fucking bad she actually has to get a REAL job. Boo Hoo. Tell her lazy ass ex husband to start kicking down also. Then they’ll know the struggles that every other NORMAL American family has to deal with every day!
I think “Hippie Kate and the Unwashed Eight” would make a great riches to rags reality show.
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haha bitch
Dr. Mengele’s heirs are drooling.
Nah, Mengele like ‘em blue-eyed.
I see a way to solve the problems of (a) too many kids and (b) not enough money all in one fell swoop: TLC’s “Kate Plus Casey Anthony Plus Eight….Then Seven….Then Six….”
DING DING! WE HAVE A WINNER!
Oooo.. mean, but funny!
GREAT comment!
This comment could only be mean if it weren’t the absollute perfect solution!
JC, you are now my idol. I’d put that on my Facebook status but I’m just not that brave.
“Did you use a coupon? NO?? YOU DIDN’T USE A COUPON??”
Dude, that fucking picture right there sums her up. A raging bitch.
If I was Steve Hirsh at Vivid, I’d offer her a boatload of cash to do a gangbang facial, money she couldnt turn down.
And every time a guy was about to nut, she’d have to say “Oh Goodie!!!”
Or “Yes sir , May I have another ?”
…and cue Hirsh’s offer in 3… 2…
Did she really say “provide well for me eight kids”? Is she a fucking 19th century chimney sweep now? Or did someone’s fat drunken fingers type that in wrong?
Ha! I thought the same thing…
YES!
I figured if it wasn’t a typo she was trying to get Guy Ritchie’s attention. If he went for a controlling, desperate, badly-aging blonde once before, he could do it again, right?
She’s a pirate.
oops, I meant YES! to this one
she more then broke…that bitch is busted!
welcome back to reality you fucking cunt!
OMG they are NOT ALL identical if half of them have penises and half have vaginas. That just makes me nuts when people say that. The penises can be identical and the vaginas can be identical but penises and vaginas will never be identical! Its so obvious!!!
Shut up, Kate.
Someone’s taken Anatomy 101.
Or saw Kindergarten Cop.
Fuckin’ overacheivers, man!
hahaha. excellent. I love a good Miko Hughes reference. well played.
Someone said Miko Hughes’ name on the internet! I hope he has Google alerts.
Miko if you’re reading this, you were a cute little fucker in Pet Sematary.
It’s a damn shame how much these reality retards spend on shit who gets a 2 grand hair cut.. And how much is she paying these 2 nannies and house keepers and guard that it cost 500 grand a month sign me the he’ll up ..
I know! And look at that fetid mess. That is not 2 grand’s worth.
2 grand for just a pretty good hair cut? Girl, you can get that for $25 down in Miami. (Of course, keratin and dye would cost more, but you have 8 mouths to feed. Make some sacrifices.)
You’re a strange one…Mr. Grinch.
I would hit that ass in a heartbeat!
I would love to fill that gash with my dirty spunk.
Welcome to reality Kate! Its called the REAL WORLD, without cameras, where people get jobs and actually work for a living.
Thanks GOD this bitch 15 minutes of fame whoredom has been cancelled!
Get a job bitch like the rest of us and support your family!
Soulless – check
Fake Bombs – check
Needs money – check
I wonder what career would be available for her? Hint, rhymes with scorn.
Corn farmer?
Cornholer. Actualy, that’d be “corhole-ee”, wouldn’t it?
She would never do that to herself. That’s horrible. Now little Leah in a couple of years…
That face sure is broke.
that’s with botox isnt it
ohhhh boyyy
I’m an RN. I can’t imagine a monster like that helping anyone. Guess we’ll have to put double locks on the narcotics cabinet.
I’d still hit it
And lay your very soul and character at the feet of The Superficial and all the fine posters here ? Gah …
I’ll buy her porn movie.
I can honestly say I wouldn’t watch her do porn for free. Unless there’s some freaky stuff I don’t know about where people are beaten to death with folding chairs.
GET. A. JOB. BITCH.
I still like Jon more and he cheated, hung out with Michael Lohan, and wore Ed Hardy shirts.
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I’d watch it for free online
Kate: Hello, Octomom?
Octomom: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
I guess being a mean , controlling bitch has no upside when you’re going back down to where you came from
$5000 per month, per kid for school? That’s $60,000 a year per kid. In middle-of-nowhere Pennsylvania? Something there doesn’t add up. Are they the only kids at the school?
Math is a little off. $5,000 per month per kid. That would be $40,000 PER MONTH.
Gentlemen,
I’d like to introduce you to Nurse Ratched. She is here to help. Good luck.
Can you imagine her trying to be sensitive to some poor suffering sick person?
“Hey! Your puke got in my weave! Sonofabitch! Empty your own effing bedpan!!”
Only nurses don’t clean bedpans, CNAs do.
Now, her weave might fall into an open wound instead~
Maybe she can make a deal with the devil . Or maybe she already did , and she didn’t read the fine print
“If , for my amusement , I want to return you to your original living conditions , I can . To get you lifestyle back again , you must give me the soul of one of your children. Each time this occurs , I can age you ten years instantly”- Beelezebub
I think I can hear old Lucifer chuckling right now , somewhere in the South !
It makes sense she made a deal with the Devil. His contracts only last for seven years, and she gave birth to the sextuplets in—yes, that’s right—2004.
I would so hit that. She seems like she is open to wearing a strap on.
I just love it when someone who’s got it coming (and has had for a long time) gets it right between the eyes. Maybe now the ugly snagglecunt will disappear into obilivion … it’d be nice if the Kartrashians followed suit.
Did you mean “Kuntrashians”?
lol :)
Good lord, those crazy eyes could make any zygote split itself in half at least 3 times over.
That bitch was a nurse? I wouldn’t let her pick the cotton out of an aspirin bottle.
and I wouldn’t even let her pick the aspirin out of my cotton bottle!
Imagine her showing up as your nurse. I’d jump out the window before I’d let her near me.
I believe I speak for all of us here when I say
“BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! SUCK ON THAT, BITCH!”
This GREEDY bitch has NO ONE to blame but herself, FUCK HER !!!!!
are you guys sure this isn’t that Chris Crocker dude? yiiiiikes….
She kind of looks like E.T. in the scene when Drew Barrymore dresses him up to look like a woman. The dangers of Hollywood, folks. They’re legit.
Since she did well on Dancing with the Stars, I hope she’s thinking about hitting the stripper circuit real soon.
How is it that this idiot is broke, but the Kardashians are rolling in it? Kris Jenner must have gone to the souless famewhore version of the London School of Economics.
Kris Jenner is the Warren Buffet of famewhoring.
Soooo, when is the open letter to the Jolie-Pitt clan coming?? “Dear Brad & Ann(cuz they’re like thiiiss) wondering if you’re interested in expanding that United Colors of Benetton ad/Freak Show you call a “blended family”, seriously, we’re selling these bastards at rock-bottom prices, everything(just the kids not my stuff) must go!!
Respectfully,
The Devil, just kidding!! Its me……Kate!!
No sympathy for her or the family; welcome to the world the rest of America has been dealing with while she was living the hollywood lifestyle.
I wouldn’t do her if I had a closet full of cocks. She’d bitch and moan and then demand a slice of pizza
The last slice of pizza
I’m freaking out at how much she looks like that ‘leave Britney alone guy’ — Chris Crocker… eeeeeesh…
Imagine waking up to that!
Can you imagine her as your nurse? She’d scream at chemo patients saying they were breathing too hard. I’d shit myself on purpose just so she had to clean it up every day.
I bet she could use a man to help pay the bills and take care of those kids right about now…
Someone should probably tell Kate that if you’re living on a $1.3 million estate, you are not really “broke.” Time to sell. There are 4-bedroom houses for rent in her area for $2000/month (I just checked). There are a lot of people hurting out there, and you probably think you’re special, Kate, but you’re not. Suck it up, buttercup.
Amen…Amen…Amen
It’s about time. Knock her off of the high horse. The house won’t sell. No one around here is paying that kind of money for a home.