Jon Gosselin Tells Kate To Stop Bitching

Yesterday, People released an exclusive interview with Kate Gosselin where she revealed she’s “freaking out” about how she’s going to provide for her kids now that Kate Plus 8 has been canceled, mostly because she’s been pissing all her money away on tummy tucks and new Audis (above). Enter Jon Gosselin who’s somehow managed to come out of this thing no longer looking like the douchebag sudden, questionable-pussy-laden freedom will turn a divorcee into, but instead a sane, level-headed survivor of the kind of marriage most men will only experience in the darkest of nightmares. RumorFix reports:

Jon, who doesn’t speak to the former star of Kate Plus 8, has some surprisingly stinging words for America’s most famous mom: “Reality TV is not a career. Get back to a normal life — a simple life. Provide for your family.”
… Although Kate says she is “freaking out” about her financial future, Jon is optimistic. “Things will work out the way they should work out. Obviously there are families out there that have several kids – people work normal jobs and things work out. Everything is possible,” he tells RumorFix.
And what if the Dancing with the Stars alum has to unload her huge farm home in Pennsylvania? Jon has absolutely no sympathy, “I don’t have a farm on 24 acres and the kids seem to have a great time at my house.”

When reached for comment, Kate responded, “Typical Jon. Of course, he’s going to say children don’t need a mother who gets free fabulous vacations without them to live a healthy, normal life. And is he honestly suggesting we live in a house where I don’t have a separate wing to live in while strangers raises the kids? HA! Thanks for the parenting advice- Colin! Did you just put a fingerprint on mommy’s Audi?! That’s it, young man. You’re going to live in the mountain nest. *picks him up in her talons, flies off* SKRREEEEEEE!!”

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