Kate Bosworth is Topless

The Superficial | April 11, 2011 - 11:29 am

“Say I was the worst Lois Lane, willya? Take that ocean! Pew pew pew!”

Because I feel bad about those Kathy Griffin pics (I don’t.), here’s Kate Bosworth going for a topless swim in Mexico yesterday where she surprisingly produced breasts despite looking like this in August. I just assumed a slight breeze carried her into some power lines by now. Or Alexander Skarsgard sneezed. “WAH-CHOO! — Kate? Kate? Goddammit. *picks up phone* Hello, Holocaust museum? Blonde Thunder again. Gonna need another body…”

Photos: Splash News