“Say I was the worst Lois Lane, willya? Take that ocean! Pew pew pew!”
Because I feel bad about those Kathy Griffin pics (I don’t.), here’s Kate Bosworth going for a topless swim in Mexico yesterday where she surprisingly produced breasts despite looking like this in August. I just assumed a slight breeze carried her into some power lines by now. Or Alexander Skarsgard sneezed. “WAH-CHOO! — Kate? Kate? Goddammit. *picks up phone* Hello, Holocaust museum? Blonde Thunder again. Gonna need another body…”
Photos: Splash News
YES!! SUCK IT, RANGA MONDAY!!
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Seems like everybody’s on a tropical beach vacation.
worst photographer ever. Bad shutter timing
TOPLESS… T O P L E S S?
Dude.
Think she’ll ride the sybian?
LOL
When you come up here you’ll do it.
I need you to come up to the show and get topless.
I’M NOT GONNA GET TOPLESS!!!! STOP ASKING ME TO GET TOPLESS!!!
What’s your problem?
Rocking body but she is gonna have a wicked burn…
Yeah, you can actually see it starting…
wow she is rocking..
wow. she is rocking.
hmm, still keeping a nice shape to the bottom half there…
suddenly, I have a craving for gumdrops. With nipples.
How did the photographer manage to take 8 photos….NONE of which actually show her teets without her arms blocking them? Side boobs do nothing for me, man.
*pssst* … because it was a publicity stunt…
yeah could be early pub for total recall..
OMG. I didn’t know they were remaking Total Recall.
WTF?!?
How can they do this?!?
Will the woman with three breasts make an appearance?
Worst Photographer Ever.
I’d do her, but only if she leaves that sexy hat on.
T-O-P-L-E-S-S
Great…now I’m going to get caught masturbating at work again.
These are staged! Pure BS, her arms are covering what little titty she actually has.
The convenient arm placement leads me to believe her nipples are different colors, too.
I look at these photos of beautiful Kate Bosworth, and the tune, “Turn Around, Look At Me” by The Vogues comes to mind. I wish she would!
Walking around on a beach topless and not one good picture of her tits?
nice boobies, small and perky and REAL…i am tired of seeing basketball halves shoved into breast pockets, please put pics of more women with REAL and hopefully small/medium boobies :0 love it!
she looks like she gained a little weight, and looks good. She was a walking skeleton for a while.
Bah she wasn’t a walking skeleton. She was quasi-buff and athletic, wasn’t she a professional athlete aka equestrian before? Either way, she is perfect enough.
I think I have similar taste to the Sultan of Brunei but mine seems to be evolving constantly,though…
How can you mention Alexander Skarsgard without showing him topless? What a tease.
this must be the world’s dumbest and worst papparazzo ever, topless???? Wtf there’s no nipple whatsoever, I mean it looks like he waited for her to cover her tits up, the first papparazzo with morals haha what an ass, keep up the good work!!!
Manboobs.
My question is, how did the photog manage to NOT get a better shot of her chest?…
What chest? I think that’s the question you need to start with there…
THATS THE BEST THE PHOTOGRAPHER COULD DO? YOU CANT EVEN SEE HER FUCKIN NIPPLES! FUCK! BARELY! BLURRY!
FUCKIN TOO BLURRY!
That bitch is a filthy whore. You cant even see her nips in any of these pics! FUCK! BARELY! TO FUCKING BLURRY!
Photographer fail.
Yes, she is topless = not much at the bottom and even less at the top. :P
I feel like the US is getting the raw end of the deal in our immigration exchanges.
who’s her fat friend?
So paparazzi staked her out swimming topless, and all they could get was a couple of sideboob shots?
Something smells fishy. wait? this was in mexico? ok, that explains the smell.
How can you tell that’s not a guy?
I think community standards demand a nipple before it can be considered topless.
What a lousy photographer!!
Not much to see, no boobies and flat assed.
Those are not breasts. There is a mosquito problem in Mexico.
Nothing more beautiful than real breasts! What a refreshing change! She’s looking good.
hate it to say but americans must masturbate on these pictures because pornographic material like “Hustler” is forbidden by the goverment?
some few people look better wiith no clothes, no shoes on AT ALL
She has wonderful delicate skin, nice earlobes, neck – wow what a body
Took those words right out of my mouth…
Max Hodges works hard at TMZ. He deserves this vacation.
I’m gonna go look at those kathie griffin pictures.
It should have read: Kate Bosworth Is Topless, (And No One Can Tell The Difference!)
kiddo body, just an heterochromia eyed blondie… not in my top
She’s always rubbed me the wrong way. Like a chick always going on about how independent she is and then ending up marrying an orthodox muslim and having to run across borders with the help of some silent male.
Seriously, Bosho, just marry the next rich guy you see and start pushing out them kids.
How many boob shots do you have to miss before you’re fired?
Def, makes me think it’s staged. Which makes me not want to see the movie. So now beccause of some lousy boob photos I’m skipping whatever movie that was.
But if they were good pics I would’ve skipped it anyway because I already saw her boobs . . . bit of a Catch-22
What a pathetic, desperate, skanky famewh*re. She’ll do anything for attention since Skarsgard won’t let her juice him for publicity anymore. I guess the ‘leaked” sex tape will be next.