Michael Bay Doesn’t Think Kate Beckinsale Is That Hot, Is A Dick
Kate Beckinsale is objectively one of the hottest women on the planet. Unless, of course, you’re fucking blind and/or Michael Bay, Douche Lord Supreme, who spent the entire time promoting Pearl Harbor by saying how not attractive Kate Beckinsale is. This Kate Beckinsale. Via PEOPLE:
“I don’t think I fitted the type of actress Michael Bay the director had met before,” the actress, 42, said as a guest on Friday’s episode of The Graham Norton Show, according to Digital Spy. “I think he was baffled by me because my boobs weren’t bigger than my head, and I wasn’t blonde.”
“When we were promoting the film, Michael was asked why he had chosen Ben [Affleck] and Josh [Hartnett], and he said, ‘I have worked with Ben before and I love him, and Josh is so manly and a wonderful actor’. Then when he was asked about me, he’d say, ‘Kate wasn’t so attractive that she would alienate the female audience.'”
“He kept saying it everywhere we went,” said Beckinsale, “and we went to a lot of places.”
Normally, this is the part where I’d joke/almost definitely be telling the truth that Michael Bay is a bag of date rape and explosives. But really the only thing I need to do to make him look like a bigger dude-bro fucktard is post Kate Beckinsale in a bikini, and then have people ask their wives/girlfriends why they don’t look like that. Spoiler Alert: You all die.
P.S. Kate Beckinsale will put chocolate in your butt if you fall asleep on her.