After receiving several complaints/suicide notes about leaving Deena Cortese, the latest Jersey Shore manbearpig, on the top of the page for the long weekend, I realized I should probably make things right as soon as possible. Granted, that thought occurred to me Saturday morning, the important thing is I got around to it when it was convenient to me. So here’s Kate Beckinsale in Mexico on Sunday where you’ll notice her body isn’t making you bleed from the eyes because it’s not a greased vessel of divine wrath. See? All better.
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Jeeeeeeeesus.
I don’t care if I’m first
She is such a gorgeous and classy lady! Looks really good for her age, too.
Not that great! NEXT!
I kind of agree…she’s plain, her body is far from fantastic in these photos. I guess she looks good for her age though.
UGLY!!!
“A real man” is clearly gay… or blind… or both
a REAL man, all of your personalities called. They want you to stop acting like a dipshit.
Platforms on the beach,sure.
hi. i’m not sure if you know this but beautiful famous women :queef: at practicality. anyway, now you know. :)
my friend wears super high heels to the beach all the time. she even cleans in them. whats the big deal
Get out,you’re friends with Shauna Sand?
Platforms should be worn at all times everywhere!
Oh, that’s a divine vessel alright.
oh helllz no!! No one is allowed to say anything nice about this bitch!!!
Oh God………I want to fuck her in half !!
One of the most beautiful late-30s women in the world.
who can tell. her hat’s the size of a fuckin flying saucer. rockin ass tho :-)
Hot stuff. To the fags on this site who don’t like the women, go check out Zac Efron on another site.
Agreed.
Beckinsale is NOT a Jersey Shore Swamp Cow.
And all the fat, jealous, lazy-ass people on this thread only wish they could look like Beckinsale at her age.
Not a swamp cow but an airhead all the same.
The man with her realizes he hasn’t won her over with his awesome bathing suit and proceeds to Plan B: Building a kick-ass sandcastle.
see, i can make a mold of my cock from this indent…
H A W T
I bet her pussy smells like the swamp of sorrows
Fish is the laziest celebrity writer in the world, he publishes a story roughly once every 3-4 days. Perez didn’t stop writing for ‘Labour Day Weekend’! It’s not that difficult to read a press junket and knock together a paragraph story, it takes half an hour tops.
THAT is what a REAL WOMAN looks like. Take note, fatties of the world.
What the hell were thinking leaving a picture up of a cow on steroids?
nope: SHE IS JUST A LUNATIC.
…………like 94.7 percent of all the americans in california.
DUE TO THE CREDITS OF ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER, folks!!
No, no she is not. :-) WANT!
Kate’s an underrated beauty.
I guess I never realized just how wide she is in the rear. Not bad tho.
Who Was that wookie looking creature anyway??
I’d like to fuck her in the ass. Using my tongue.
I want to put a hot wheel in her butt
damn she got me hard fast
hott like.. pepper pepper pepper
Ew @ any guy…yeah she’s gorgeous but who are u to criticize the fatties? Mo cushin fo duh pushin.
is it weird that big, floppy hats like that on a girl really turns me on for some reason?
shiiiiit….
WANT!
why is this chick wearing high heals on sand. what a douche.
why is this chick wearing high heals in the sand. short legged douche.
Not impressed.
why is she wearing high heel on the beach? Very strange. Unless she is on a photoshoot or something.
The stretch marks on her boobs are a deal-breaker for me:
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/05/25/article-1281060-09BBA8DF000005DC-492_468x571.jpg
Total Milf; it’s still all good (and hittable). I’d make due … every day.
Nah you just use them to line up where you’re gonna shoot your load…
Kate not happy :(
Kate is definitely hot for a 37 yo MILF, her smile and laughter is engaging, she hot in dark street clothes with high heels, she pampers herself in with hair and nail salons and doesn’t eat the shit that most women throw down their throats. The end result are bikini photos that hide no flaws at all. The combination of discipline and genetics is perfection. I guess smoking works for some people.
When hot meets classy, erections are spiritual. It says so in the Bible.
I’d lick her turd cutter all day long.
she’s awesome!
I’d like to get in her ‘Underworld’ alright…
Not quite as good as that Coke commercial but…I won’t complain when I see her later tonight.
NEXT
Is there a hotter woman on Earth? Maybe, but I haven’t seen her. I’d love to give her the worst three minutes of her life.
Kate beckinsale is so hot for a non-plastic hollywood woman.
ew fat legs lol