Kate Beckinsale in a Bikini is Not a ‘Jersey Shore’ Swamp Cow

The Superficial / September 7, 2010

After receiving several complaints/suicide notes about leaving Deena Cortese, the latest Jersey Shore manbearpig, on the top of the page for the long weekend, I realized I should probably make things right as soon as possible. Granted, that thought occurred to me Saturday morning, the important thing is I got around to it when it was convenient to me. So here’s Kate Beckinsale in Mexico on Sunday where you’ll notice her body isn’t making you bleed from the eyes because it’s not a greased vessel of divine wrath. See? All better.

Photos: Flynet