After receiving several complaints/suicide notes about leaving Deena Cortese, the latest Jersey Shore manbearpig, on the top of the page for the long weekend, I realized I should probably make things right as soon as possible. Granted, that thought occurred to me Saturday morning, the important thing is I got around to it when it was convenient to me. So here’s Kate Beckinsale in Mexico on Sunday where you’ll notice her body isn’t making you bleed from the eyes because it’s not a greased vessel of divine wrath. See? All better.
Photos: Flynet
EffU | September 7, 2010 at 12:13 am
I don’t care if I’m first
a REAL man | September 7, 2010 at 12:18 am
Not that great! NEXT!
a REAL man | September 7, 2010 at 12:20 am
I kind of agree…she’s plain, her body is far from fantastic in these photos. I guess she looks good for her age though.
a REAL man | September 7, 2010 at 12:29 am
UGLY!!!
Bell Curve | September 11, 2010 at 8:32 am
“A real man” is clearly gay… or blind… or both
Blech | September 7, 2010 at 1:29 am
a REAL man, all of your personalities called. They want you to stop acting like a dipshit.
qwerty | September 7, 2010 at 12:20 am
Platforms on the beach,sure.
girl who likes it in da butt | September 7, 2010 at 2:30 am
hi. i’m not sure if you know this but beautiful famous women :queef: at practicality. anyway, now you know. :)
michiez | September 7, 2010 at 3:19 am
my friend wears super high heels to the beach all the time. she even cleans in them. whats the big deal
qwerty | September 7, 2010 at 3:54 am
Get out,you’re friends with Shauna Sand?
salsa | September 7, 2010 at 6:18 am
Platforms should be worn at all times everywhere!
B | September 7, 2010 at 12:21 am
Oh, that’s a divine vessel alright.
a REAL man | September 7, 2010 at 12:30 am
oh helllz no!! No one is allowed to say anything nice about this bitch!!!
DKNY | September 7, 2010 at 1:07 am
One of the most beautiful late-30s women in the world.
dudeatdudedotdude | September 7, 2010 at 8:06 pm
who can tell. her hat’s the size of a fuckin flying saucer. rockin ass tho :-)
Blech | September 7, 2010 at 1:32 am
Agreed.
Beckinsale is NOT a Jersey Shore Swamp Cow.
And all the fat, jealous, lazy-ass people on this thread only wish they could look like Beckinsale at her age.
josh | September 7, 2010 at 2:38 am
Not a swamp cow but an airhead all the same.
Poondock | September 7, 2010 at 4:38 am
I bet her pussy smells like the swamp of sorrows
Person | September 7, 2010 at 7:15 am
Fish is the laziest celebrity writer in the world, he publishes a story roughly once every 3-4 days. Perez didn’t stop writing for ‘Labour Day Weekend’! It’s not that difficult to read a press junket and knock together a paragraph story, it takes half an hour tops.
Lovemypubichairthick | September 7, 2010 at 7:52 am
What the hell were thinking leaving a picture up of a cow on steroids?
captain america | September 7, 2010 at 8:01 am
nope: SHE IS JUST A LUNATIC.
…………like 94.7 percent of all the americans in california.
DUE TO THE CREDITS OF ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER, folks!!
jumpin_j | September 7, 2010 at 8:01 am
No, no she is not. :-) WANT!
Jessesgirl | September 7, 2010 at 8:26 am
Kate’s an underrated beauty.
Bigtit | September 7, 2010 at 8:55 am
Who Was that wookie looking creature anyway??
OneAdamTwelve | September 7, 2010 at 9:54 am
I’d like to fuck her in the ass. Using my tongue.
Poondock | September 7, 2010 at 12:39 pm
I want to put a hot wheel in her butt
richology | September 7, 2010 at 10:46 am
hott like.. pepper pepper pepper
just_bitchin | September 7, 2010 at 4:29 pm
why is this chick wearing high heals in the sand. short legged douche.
Blondie | September 7, 2010 at 7:10 pm
Not impressed.
drinkalot | September 8, 2010 at 1:28 am
Kate not happy :(
Bored with life | September 8, 2010 at 7:57 pm
I’d like to get in her ‘Underworld’ alright…
cc | September 8, 2010 at 8:27 pm
Not quite as good as that Coke commercial but…I won’t complain when I see her later tonight.
Rick's Daddy | September 9, 2010 at 10:38 pm
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