Kate Beckinsale Bikini Pics Aren’t Politics

April 1st, 2013 // 45 Comments

Was I talking about something that isn’t how insane Kate Beckinsale‘s ass is in a bikini again?

Excuse me while I call my doctor and tell him the tumor’s back.

Photos: Fame/Flynet, Splash News

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    Toe Jam
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    Okay god, now you’re just being cruel.

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    CT
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    Yes, Internet-weirdo, we know you would hit it. The lady in the background would hit it too.

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    Toe Jam
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    That body hasn’t aged – pact with satan is obvious.

  4. “Cabo San Lucas” is ancient Spanish for “Christ, what a yummy body!”

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    DeucePickle
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    Good God

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    Inner Retard
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    A friend did catering at one of her movie shoots. Supposedly she’s quite the stuck up cunt. Looking at this picture I have to say my friend cares too much about the trivial things.

    • Mario Starr

      Quite the stuck up cunt is she:? I’d like to stick my quite up her cunt.

    • JR

      I sat next to her on a flight from NY to LAX a few years ago. She wasn’t too chatty, but she was nice enough. Certainly not a “cunt.”

      • Inner Retard

        To be honest, when I look at her pictures sometimes I wonder if it wasn’t just my friend who didn’t like her. But as they say I just report the news.

    • Snooki's Taint

      Anyone with an ass like that has my complete and total permission to be stuck up, because really? That is something worthy of being stuck up about.

    • Bodine

      Yeah, I bet she was a real bitch when she asked, “What’s on the menu?” and your friend replied, “My cock….and there is plenty of it”.

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    Shemp
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    You gotta be kidding me…

  8. I am 100% convinced she is a real life vampire. She is pushing 40 and looks better than most 18 year olds and on top of that has a 14 year old kid. WTF, how is that even possible?

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    is that a tear in my eye? Yes, it is.

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    Oh man, I’m crying again. That is just beautiful.

  11. alex

    Jesus fucking christ, she’ll be 40 in 3 months???!!! Holy shit.

    HAWT!

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    Inner Retard
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    Good Lord! My entire wretched life just rolled before my eyes. Curiously, it was a porn movie where every scene was with her in this pose.

    • Funny you mention porn. She’s been in every scene I’ve encountered in my dreams, including the ones that might be a bit too hardcore (DP, Gangbang, etc.). But even in those dreams her ass isn’t this nice.

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    nomnomnom
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    that’s just about perfection there.

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    cc
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    Juuuuuuuuuuust right.

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    nomnomnom
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    I want to be those glasses.

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    Inner Retard
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    Oh, great. I just raped my monitor. Do I buy flowers or a fancy app now?

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    Holy shit.

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    Sheppy
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    My word :/

  19. erica

    Nearly 40, has given birth, suffered from anorexia when younger…. and she still comes out looking like that? Damn you genes. Damn you to hell.

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    “Now, at this moment, in walks Adam Sandler. I couldn’t see it from my perspective, but Len said the look he gave David Spade was withering.”

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    “Thank you, darling. So sweet of you to offer. But I really don’t get nosebleeds, and the last two poor souls who made that boast ended up with the most dreadful TMJ.”

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    “And Dinklage kept swinging and swinging his little arms. It was just such a laugh.”

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    “Now, Dottie, do all these lines and spots actually mean something?”

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    The Pope
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    “Hey Kate, wanna know how I know these guys are gay?”

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    And in the background, the world’s gayest Mexican.

  26. s-man

    My brother tended bar in London where she hung out a lot pre-fame in the early ’90s; says she was a very nice person, loved to drink, was ‘one-of-the-lads’, only insanely hot.

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    Ronaldo
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    Oh come on……thats just cruel. Its like showing a steak to a pack of hungry wolves. Still. Thats just perfection.

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    Ronaldo
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    Yes Kate, we are looking at you. You know why.

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    Annoymouse
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    Grandma’s like “dat ass”

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    Annoymouse
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    and I jizzed in my pants

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    donkeylicks
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    It’s almost as if she new that I’d be looking at these pictures.

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    Skeeter
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    I’d eat Kate’s vag and asshole. Hell, I’d probably even let her pee on my leg if she wanted to. She’s fantastic.

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