Was I talking about something that isn’t how insane Kate Beckinsale‘s ass is in a bikini again?
Excuse me while I call my doctor and tell him the tumor’s back.
Photos: Fame/Flynet, Splash News
Okay god, now you’re just being cruel.
Yes, Internet-weirdo, we know you would hit it. The lady in the background would hit it too.
That body hasn’t aged – pact with satan is obvious.
And here I was thinking it had been packed with sausage….bada bing
“Cabo San Lucas” is ancient Spanish for “Christ, what a yummy body!”
BTW, I hope everyone had a pleasant Zombie Jesus Day.
A friend did catering at one of her movie shoots. Supposedly she’s quite the stuck up cunt. Looking at this picture I have to say my friend cares too much about the trivial things.
Quite the stuck up cunt is she:? I’d like to stick my quite up her cunt.
I sat next to her on a flight from NY to LAX a few years ago. She wasn’t too chatty, but she was nice enough. Certainly not a “cunt.”
To be honest, when I look at her pictures sometimes I wonder if it wasn’t just my friend who didn’t like her. But as they say I just report the news.
Anyone with an ass like that has my complete and total permission to be stuck up, because really? That is something worthy of being stuck up about.
Yeah, I bet she was a real bitch when she asked, “What’s on the menu?” and your friend replied, “My cock….and there is plenty of it”.
You gotta be kidding me…
I am 100% convinced she is a real life vampire. She is pushing 40 and looks better than most 18 year olds and on top of that has a 14 year old kid. WTF, how is that even possible?
is that a tear in my eye? Yes, it is.
Oh man, I’m crying again. That is just beautiful.
My art teacher always said one day I will understand true art. I do now. I do.
Jesus fucking christ, she’ll be 40 in 3 months???!!! Holy shit.
Good Lord! My entire wretched life just rolled before my eyes. Curiously, it was a porn movie where every scene was with her in this pose.
Funny you mention porn. She’s been in every scene I’ve encountered in my dreams, including the ones that might be a bit too hardcore (DP, Gangbang, etc.). But even in those dreams her ass isn’t this nice.
that’s just about perfection there.
I want to be those glasses.
Oh, great. I just raped my monitor. Do I buy flowers or a fancy app now?
I would recommend lawyering up
My word :/
Nearly 40, has given birth, suffered from anorexia when younger…. and she still comes out looking like that? Damn you genes. Damn you to hell.
Genes and a lot of plastic surgery. Those breasts looked bolted on, and her face looks plastic.
“Now, at this moment, in walks Adam Sandler. I couldn’t see it from my perspective, but Len said the look he gave David Spade was withering.”
“Thank you, darling. So sweet of you to offer. But I really don’t get nosebleeds, and the last two poor souls who made that boast ended up with the most dreadful TMJ.”
“And Dinklage kept swinging and swinging his little arms. It was just such a laugh.”
“Now, Dottie, do all these lines and spots actually mean something?”
Give it up, your jokes are terrible!
“Hey Kate, wanna know how I know these guys are gay?”
And in the background, the world’s gayest Mexican.
My brother tended bar in London where she hung out a lot pre-fame in the early ’90s; says she was a very nice person, loved to drink, was ‘one-of-the-lads’, only insanely hot.
Oh come on……thats just cruel. Its like showing a steak to a pack of hungry wolves. Still. Thats just perfection.
Yes Kate, we are looking at you. You know why.
Grandma’s like “dat ass”
and I jizzed in my pants
It’s almost as if she new that I’d be looking at these pictures.
I’d eat Kate’s vag and asshole. Hell, I’d probably even let her pee on my leg if she wanted to. She’s fantastic.
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